SuperMaddud 19 Posted May 1, 2014 'There are 26 letters in the alphabet so my dick should be in your mouth' 1 Qwama reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gwoash 0 Posted May 1, 2014 there are 206 bones in the human body, would you like another one? - why dont you sit on my lap... and talk about the first thing that pops up 1 diabeetus reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Goblin 154 Posted May 1, 2014 "Hey momma, did you sit in some sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass". "Hey Baby, thats a nice shirt, it'd look even better crumppled up at the foot of my bed tommorrow morning". "Girl, was your father a baker? Cause you got a nice set of buns". "Girl, will you take me home? Cause odds are you'll give me dome". "Hey, don't look at me that way. I'm not staring at your tits, I'm staring at your heart". -Gub Quotes :troll: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muzzle 9 Posted May 1, 2014 "Your boyfriend told me we had to make love and record it. Or he will never walk again" - Muzzle 1967 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rabid 173 Posted May 2, 2014 Guy- Walk casually past a girl- Whisper just loud enough so she can hear you- I'd drink your dirty bath water. works every time. 1 LeToucan reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FacepalmMute 2 Posted May 3, 2014 ay did u fall from heaven cuz im sure ima fuck u i seem 2 hav lost my numbr can i fuk ur pusy 1 DrLee reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BonfireCentipede 77 Posted May 3, 2014 oi gurl i'm british fuk mi, m8 1 FacepalmMute reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaygoki 237 Posted May 15, 2014 heard these from @CoverMeInSyrup "Gurl, you look like garbage. Can I take you out?" "If I follow you home, will you keep me?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haxx 1 Posted May 16, 2014 Let's not turn this rape into murder... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kittylicious 5 Posted May 16, 2014 Are you a parking ticket? Cause’ you got fine written all over you. 1 SoloMofo reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PiNoYPsYcHo 39 Posted May 21, 2014 "Hey girl are you from europe? Cuz euro piece of shit." "Ey girl you from china? Cuz i'm china get in your pants" Pinoy 2014 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
diabeetus 20 Posted May 22, 2014 "wanna make sex?" "gibe the pusi b0ss" "give me the sex pls" Use these pick up lines and you'll be growing a pussy crop just like me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muzzle 9 Posted May 22, 2014 hey gurl there is an African behind you. *turns around* *turns back* Clothes are off. Ladies and Gentleman that will get you laid Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qwama 0 Posted May 28, 2014 hey baby i like your face! you have a very nice face, i-i-i would do your face in bed. because i can. wait no? why the hell not! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sojodak 28 Posted May 30, 2014 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTZLrrRFdcw normally i just say hi, but if you want a pick up line listen for this line "why you dressed like that?" you mean why my clothes fit? Yea. To make it easy for your ass to see my dick!" listen for the rest after that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
