Fink's Jb Tips

[Fink 64]

This guide will make you a JB MASTER!

1. If you are mad that you failed to rebel and got killed, spam voteban with your killer's name. Or spam an admin with FREEKILL BAN PLOX and confuse the living hell out of them.

2. If a squeaker says 1 little word on the mic, you FLIP THE FUCK OUT and yell at him/her to shut up.

3. If you are on blue, hold your mic down even after your done talking so everyone can hear that amazing buzz noise over the wardens orders.

4. If you are the warden, use the built in mic of your 2006 macbook so people can hear your orders clearly.

5. Always call freeday/warday. the reds love it!

6. If you can't do option 5, then do a Pokemon day with more than 6 reds because you don't give a fuck about rules and your a dirty little rebel.

7. If you have a shit-ton of background noise, feel free to take warden or use your mic. Reds can hear you clearly.

8. While reds are in a game like 9 square, crush game, dr, etc. keep opening the doors if you are on blue. It makes you a master troller and everyone will love you.

9. Start games without warden perms.

10. Always give the reds VERY little time to get to the game they have to go to.

11. If one red doesn't hear your orders, kill him and call him a fucking retard.

12. Sacrifice to the water/lava god. All the 12 year olds are doing it and its the new hip thing!

13. Yell at the admins for not perming a guy who killed you

14. If you were born after the year of 2004, make sure to always be using the mic. people love your voices.

15. Spam chat with FAG DOWN, Raise your dongers, lenny face, etc. it is super funny!

16. Try to mic spam with your crap quality ipod.

17. Spam repeat on red.

18. Never repeat your orders

19. Remember wardens, make people wasd freeze in fall game/crush game!

20. Call people a scrub whenever you kill them

21. Have a spray of child pornography

This will be regularly updated, give suggestions pls

ur nao pro jber

I hope you liked my tips to survive in the jb world. ;)

[Warriorsfury 12]

I would like to point out that most of this works for CS;S too.

[Insane 2]

Thanks Bello I am now taking steps toward becoming a better JB master :D.

+1

10/10

Would refer to others.

[Barmithian 63]

Have to agree with 2, 12, 13, 15, 17. People make me SO HAPPY when they do those things. Also I suggest you add this to your list of amazing tips for jb: As warden make the reds wasd freeze in fall game so it's no different from nine square and revolves around luck

[Muzzle 9]

Muzzle's MLGPRO JB tips and tricks 2spooky

• Tell the warden he is fat. Wardens love compliments
  
• Rebel each round, your not killing anyone just keep going at it as soon as those doors open
  
• As soon as Blu's say reds off mic you scream at the top of your lungs.
  
• When you achieve your goal of becoming guard mow down every red thing you see.
  
• Make loop holes in the rules
  
• Abuse the vote kick system
  
• We encourage voice changers or mics without a headset. Hell plug your kinect in, those mics are fantastic.
  
• Sing as much as you want you don't have to be good.
  
• Whistle 24/7
  
• Deep throat your microphone
  
• Be the age of 4-6
  
• Wear a Gibus
  
• Advertising is for winners
  
• In hopjb hide in free fall winning box
  
• Ask for mod or admin position
  
• Scam everyone
  
• Piss on the mic everyone wants to know your bladder progression.
  
• Ghost all day everyday
  

And that lads is all you need to know for jailbreak - Muzzle

[Frusty 11]

wait... I have been doing it wrong? Darn... i guess ill just quit life...

[Kittylicious 5]

for somebody that has only recently learnt how to play JB these tips are extremely useful!

[LeToucan 136]

I can confirm these work in l4d2

[DrLee 15]

Left for dead jailbreak pls @Stickz

I can confirm these work in l4d2

[AdamStoe98 0]

No. Its a few simple words,

HIT

&

RUN

LIKE

HELL

[Maymalays 0]

1. Get two admins on JB

2. Freekill and respawn eachother

3. Watch kids get mad

[Insane 2]

Muzzle's MLGPRO JB tips and tricks 2spooky

• Scam everyone
  

And that lads is all you need to know for jailbreak - Muzzle

 

wow muzzle didn't know that was you

[realBelloWaldi 1245]

If you aren't on blue, you have to spam in the chat "DO A MICCHECK".

[KendrickLlama 1]

The easiest way to get into xG

1. Play on the server maybe 3 times so that everyone knows who you are

2. When Kbrasszzle gets on friend him so he knows its real

3. Now its time to make your member app

4. When you sign up for the site put the tags in your name right away

5. Now wait till someone tells you to make an app cause you arnt actually in xG

6. After 20 min you find the member app

7. Put in your name WITH THE TAGS IN IT

8. Mess up the steam id (Its makes it easier for everyone)

9. Please say you are active on teamspeak even tho you have no idea what it is

10. Pls say you are 18 or older (only if you are younger) because no one likes when people put their actual age

11. Also if you are banned make a unban request so people know you are dedicated to being active on the forums

12. Insta +1 from everyone because you are the greatest

13. Now after being accepted and being "active" for 1 week ask @kbraszzz about becoming mod

14. After your promotion abuse your powers because thats what every good mod does

15. Lose mod do to kbraszz being jealous of how cool you are

16. Make a goodbye thread and leave xG

17. 2 weeks later make another member app and repeat at step 3

[kbraszzz 31]