KSPlayer1337 83 Posted May 6, 2016 There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- Phoenix, who once was accommodated for- Being amazing at his job while at the same time- Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,- That he resales laced with- Laxatives, so the consumers- Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that- The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find- That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage. That figure was none other than- Scootaloo, who was working on The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was- His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and- Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive- Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?- Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was- The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BashinBolshevik 1 Posted May 6, 2016 There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- Phoenix, who once was accommodated for- Being amazing at his job while at the same time- Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,- That he resales laced with- Laxatives, so the consumers- Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that- The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find- That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage. That figure was none other than- Scootaloo, who was working on The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was- His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and- Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive- Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?- Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was- The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about- Sexual stuff that involves cucumbers, a morning star, and - Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forest 309 Posted May 7, 2016 NewThere once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- Phoenix, who once was accommodated for- Being amazing at his job while at the same time- Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,- That he resales laced with- Laxatives, so the consumers- Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that- The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find- That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage. That figure was none other than- Scootaloo, who was working on The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was- His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and- Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive- Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?- Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was- The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about- Sexual stuff that involves cucumbers, a morning star, and - Absolutely nothing else. It seemed that he had been mistaken in thinking that his fantasies were appropriate to discuss here, and so- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSPlayer1337 83 Posted May 7, 2016 There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- Phoenix, who once was accommodated for- Being amazing at his job while at the same time- Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,- That he resales laced with- Laxatives, so the consumers- Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that- The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find- That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage. That figure was none other than- Scootaloo, who was working on The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was- His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and- Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive- Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?- Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was- The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about- Sexual stuff that involves cucumbers, a morning star, and - Absolutely nothing else. It seemed that he had been mistaken in thinking that his fantasies were appropriate to discuss here, and so- The guy and Scootaloo had some great Oof love written for "50 Shades of Oof Part 5" The guy ran out of the sewers and created- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomahawk 156 Posted May 11, 2016 There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- Phoenix, who once was accommodated for- Being amazing at his job while at the same time- Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,- That he resales laced with- Laxatives, so the consumers- Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that- The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find- That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage. That figure was none other than- Scootaloo, who was working on The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was- His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and- Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive- Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?- Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was- The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about- Sexual stuff that involves cucumbers, a morning star, and - Absolutely nothing else. It seemed that he had been mistaken in thinking that his fantasies were appropriate to discuss here, and so- The guy and Scootaloo had some great Oof love written for "50 Shades of Oof Part 5" The guy ran out of the sewers and created- a 5th version of forum games because this one died on Friday. the End Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forest 309 Posted May 11, 2016 There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- Phoenix, who once was accommodated for- Being amazing at his job while at the same time- Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,- That he resales laced with- Laxatives, so the consumers- Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that- The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find- That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage. That figure was none other than- Scootaloo, who was working on The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was- His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and- Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive- Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?- Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was- The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about- Sexual stuff that involves cucumbers, a morning star, and - Absolutely nothing else. It seemed that he had been mistaken in thinking that his fantasies were appropriate to discuss here, and so- The guy and Scootaloo had some great Oof love written for "50 Shades of Oof Part 5" The guy ran out of the sewers and created- a 5th version of forum games because this one died on Friday. the End of the game is what he thought he had escaped from, but alas, it was a ruse and he found himself still entrapped in its claws. In a rage fueled huff, he decided to call- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shwash 108 Posted June 4, 2016 There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- Phoenix, who once was accommodated for- Being amazing at his job while at the same time- Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,- That he resales laced with- Laxatives, so the consumers- Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that- The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find- That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage. That figure was none other than- Scootaloo, who was working on The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was- His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and- Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive- Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?- Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was- The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about- Sexual stuff that involves cucumbers, a morning star, and - Absolutely nothing else. It seemed that he had been mistaken in thinking that his fantasies were appropriate to discuss here, and so- The guy and Scootaloo had some great Oof love written for "50 Shades of Oof Part 5" The guy ran out of the sewers and created- a 5th version of forum games because this one died on Friday. the End of the game is what he thought he had escaped from, but alas, it was a ruse and he found himself still entrapped in its claws. In a rage fueled huff, he decided to call- the Poison Control center, because this game is very- 1 Forest reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OneGlove 54 Posted June 4, 2016 There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- Phoenix, who once was accommodated for- Being amazing at his job while at the same time- Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,- That he resales laced with- Laxatives, so the consumers- Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that- The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find- That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage. That figure was none other than- Scootaloo, who was working on- The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was- His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and- Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive- Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?- Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was- The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about- Sexual stuff that involves cucumbers, a morning star, and - Absolutely nothing else. It seemed that he had been mistaken in thinking that his fantasies were appropriate to discuss here, and so- The guy and Scootaloo had some great Oof love written for "50 Shades of Oof Part 5" The guy ran out of the sewers and created- a 5th version of forum games because this one died on Friday. the End of the game is what he thought he had escaped from, but alas, it was a ruse and he found himself still entrapped in its claws. In a rage fueled huff, he decided to call- the Poison Control center, because this game is very- deadly to those who decide to go and- 1 Forest reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Forest 309 Posted June 5, 2016 There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- Phoenix, who once was accommodated for- Being amazing at his job while at the same time- Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,- That he resales laced with- Laxatives, so the consumers- Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that- The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find- That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage. That figure was none other than- Scootaloo, who was working on- The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was- His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and- Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive- Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?- Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was- The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about- Sexual stuff that involves cucumbers, a morning star, and - Absolutely nothing else. It seemed that he had been mistaken in thinking that his fantasies were appropriate to discuss here, and so- The guy and Scootaloo had some great Oof love written for "50 Shades of Oof Part 5" The guy ran out of the sewers and created- a 5th version of forum games because this one died on Friday. the End of the game is what he thought he had escaped from, but alas, it was a ruse and he found himself still entrapped in its claws. In a rage fueled huff, he decided to call- the Poison Control center, because this game is very- deadly to those who decide to go and- attempt to end it sooner than later. Alas, he had misdialed and to his great dismay, had called- Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaygoki 237 Posted November 3, 2016 There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- Phoenix, who once was accommodated for- Being amazing at his job while at the same time- Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,- That he resales laced with- Laxatives, so the consumers- Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that- The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find- That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage. That figure was none other than- Scootaloo, who was working on- The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was- His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and- Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive- Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?- Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was- The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about- Sexual stuff that involves cucumbers, a morning star, and - Absolutely nothing else. It seemed that he had been mistaken in thinking that his fantasies were appropriate to discuss here, and so- The guy and Scootaloo had some great Oof love written for "50 Shades of Oof Part 5" The guy ran out of the sewers and created- a 5th version of forum games because this one died on Friday. the End of the game is what he thought he had escaped from, but alas, it was a ruse and he found himself still entrapped in its claws. In a rage fueled huff, he decided to call- the Poison Control center, because this game is very- deadly to those who decide to go and- attempt to end it sooner than later. Alas, he had misdialed and to his great dismay, had called- the Domino's Pizza store down the street who proceeded to say "- 1 1 Forest and gryfons reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites