Forum Game #4

[Forest 309]

Finish My-

 

Incoming Challenger! Just kidding, it's the fourth Forum Game (you can find the other three Here, Here and Here respectively). Since the last one bombed due to a serious lack of imagination, ingenuity and overall abundance of laziness (compliments to those who participated!), this forum game will be far less difficult to participate in. So easy, that I won't even provide an example because that is how confident I am in saying that this game is so incredibly easy that even the fine folk at xG couldn't possibly mess it up (though I've been wrong before..).

 

What you may have gathered from the title of this particular thread is that it's missing a word, ideally this word would be "sentence" but because of the very nature of this game, it can be whatever you want it to be. Yes, that's right, I will start with a sentence, however the last word will be missing. It is up to you to finish my sentence (or extend it), and to provide your own sentence/blurb for the next person to post to finish/extend. The hopes of this game is to have a nice [long] story (that will hopefully continue to expand) crafted by you fine Members and Non-Members.

 

 

IMPORTANT STUFF.

 

For the purposes of this game, we're going to do without quotes otherwise it'll get pretty messy, so please copy and paste the sentence you are finishing into your post. You can choose to make it stand out so you can tell the posts apart (either with text colour, font, etc), but it isn't necessary. Other rules include the following:

 

Please start a new line when adding onto the story [hit 'Enter']. The story will continue after the hyphen (-) that you will leave. Refrain from typing out a large chunk of text, keep it short and sweet.

 

.. On second thought, I'm going to leave an example. Can't trust y'all (where Blue is initial post, Green is second post, Red is third post, Purple is fourth post, Yellow is fifth post):

 

[spoiler=Example]

Initial Post:

Once upon a time there was a-

 

Second Post:

Once upon a time there was a-

Forest that was promptly cut down because-

 

Third Post:

Once upon a time there was a-

Forest that was promptly cut down because-

There was a shortage of paper in the massive corporation called-

 

Fourth Post:

Once upon a time there was a-

Forest that was promptly cut down because-

There was a shortage of paper in the massive corporation called-

Xeno Gamers. Now this corporation was known for its-

 

Fifth Post:

Once upon a time there was a-

Forest that was promptly cut down because-

There was a shortage of paper in the massive corporation called-

Xeno Gamers. Now this corporation was known for its-

Horribly underpaid employees and deplorable working conditions due to-

 

Sixth Post:

etc etc etc

 

 

 

As with the other games, just have fun! Let's also refrain from turning this thing into an erotic novel, shall we? Play responsibly fellow Xeno Gamers :coffee: (note: if anyone derails it, just continue off of the last legitimate post. Ez pz)

 

 

Initial Sentence:

 

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

Edited May 6, 2016 by Forest (see edit history)

[Sojodak 28]

Thereonce was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- phoenix

 

 

Who once was accommodated for-

[gryfons 26]

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- phoenix

 

 

Who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

[Tomahawk 156]

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- phoenix

 

 

Who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

stole cookies form the grade schoolers-

[Sojodak 28]

Thereonce was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- phoenix

 

 

Who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

stole cookies form the grade schooler.-

 

He resales the cookies laced with-

[KSPlayer1337 83]

Thereonce was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- phoenix

 

 

Who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

stole cookies form the grade schooler.-

 

He resales the cookies laced with-

laxatives, so the consumers-

Edited May 6, 2016 by Guest (see edit history)

[Egossi 1017]

(you guys already messed it up a little bit so lemme tidy it up for you)

 

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

 

Phoenix, who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

 

Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,-

 

That he resales laced with-

 

Laxatives, so the consumers-

 

Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that-

[Sojodak 28]

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

 

Phoenix, who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

 

Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,-

 

That he resales laced with-

 

Laxatives, so the consumers-

 

Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that-

 

The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find-

[KSPlayer1337 83]

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

 

Phoenix, who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

 

Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,-

 

That he resales laced with-

 

Laxatives, so the consumers-

 

Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that-

 

The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find-

 

That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage.

 

That figure was none other than-

JOHN CENA Scootaloo, who was working on-

[Tomahawk 156]

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

 

Phoenix, who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

 

Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,-

 

That he resales laced with-

 

Laxatives, so the consumers-

 

Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that-

 

The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find-

 

That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage.

 

That figure was none other than-

 

JOHN CENA Scootaloo, who was working on-

 

The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was-

[Sojodak 28]

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

 

Phoenix, who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

 

Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,-

 

That he resales laced with-

 

Laxatives, so the consumers-

 

Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that-

 

The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find-

 

That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage.

 

That figure was none other than-

JOHN CENA Scootaloo, who was working on

 

His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He notices the man who investigated the sewers and -

[Tomahawk 156]

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

 

Phoenix, who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

 

Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,-

 

That he resales laced with-

 

Laxatives, so the consumers-

 

Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that-

 

The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find-

 

That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage.

 

That figure was none other than-

JOHN CENA Scootaloo, who was working on

 

The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was-

 

His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He notices the man who investigated the sewers and-

 

 

 

 

*This is a correction from the post above*

[Forest 309]

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

 

Phoenix, who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

 

Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,-

 

That he resales laced with-

 

Laxatives, so the consumers-

 

Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that-

 

The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find-

 

That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage.

 

That figure was none other than-

JOHN CENA Scootaloo, who was working on

The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was-

His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He notices the man who investigated the sewers and-

Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive-

Edited May 6, 2016 by Guest (see edit history)

[Sojodak 28]

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

 

Phoenix, who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

 

Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,-

 

That he resales laced with-

 

Laxatives, so the consumers-

 

Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that-

 

The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find-

 

That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage.

 

That figure was none other than-

JOHN CENA Scootaloo, who was working on

 

The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was-

 

His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He notices the man who investigated the sewers and-

 

Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive-

@Lithium , the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies the murders, tge sewers!? -

Edited May 6, 2016 by Sojodak (see edit history)

[Egossi 1017]

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

 

Phoenix, who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

 

Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,-

 

That he resales laced with-

 

Laxatives, so the consumers-

 

Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that-

 

The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find-

 

That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage.

 

That figure was none other than-

 

Scootaloo, who was working on

 

The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was-

 

His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and-

 

Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive-

 

Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?-

 

Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest shitpost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was-

Edited May 6, 2016 by Guest (see edit history)