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No one is actually going to post a True thing about themselves and/or Experience they had, so fuck it, I guess I have to step up to the damned plate. If you had any respect for me, that will be all gone with in these next 2 minutes. One time, I was petting my cat, normally mind you, just on the back. He's purring and all that good shit and he's loving the hell out of it. So he falls to the floor, at the time, I thought it was adorable. At the time though. 000.1 Seconds afterwards I see a fucking disgustingly red erect Cat Sausage™ and it's already too late, there is no God, nor hell below in this moment, for I have already arrived at my destination. And that Destination is a personal hell designed for me in which this cat decides to blow his load all over the place and scars my 10 year old mind. All I could fucking do was go up to my mother and simply murmur "M-...Mom I think...I think the Cat's spraying..." even though I knew it was just some sort of strange delusional cover up for what had just destroyed my love for any cat ever. And this is my story of why I kind of prefer Dogs. That very cat stills comes up to me and paws at me for love and all I can do is this. TL;DR - Cats love me.

alright I will go for another #TMI I was sitting at my desk just watching videos and shit, when i had this rumble in my stomach. I had to take a shit, but i told myself i can deal with it and hold it. One of the videos i was watching had a really funny fucking part in it, which made me laugh so fucking hard that it made me had to shit worse. I quickly got out of my chair and ran to the bathroom, but i was to late, i shat all over my pants. the funny thing to is that this happened this month

my name is tim

Zombie Fortress Server MOTD Staff members have the final say. English only. Chat spamming or microphone spamming is not allowed. No immature voices. Racism is not allowed. Don't exploit any glitches in the map. Respect every player. No advertising on our servers No aimbot (you are just not cool if you do use it). Do not troll or bully other players on mic or in chat. You must have at least 3 non special characters in your in-game name (in a row) Do not try to loophole any of these rules. Do not beg to be switched to a different team. Do not select carpenter if it is available. No inappropriate/porn sprays. Only Xeno Gamers members can wear the xG tag. -Kbraszzle Dazzle and Dethman. Again, these are basic rules and stuff and i hope @kbraszzz and @Bach can help edit them.

Okay so one time I was jackin it on a sunday when I was 14, and for whatever reason I decided to blow my load out of the second story window, so I opened the window and finished, but I forgot about the fact that the screen was still in the window. So there was this big wall of cum and I was so scared because I knew my dad would see and ask why there was an off-white block of crusty shit outside the window, and also I had my door locked but I knew my parents were sitting outside. So I had to look around the room for a way to get it out but the fucking semen was in between the little holes in the screen and wiping off the thin sheet of load didnt do anything, and thats when I realized the only way to remove it was to put my mouth up to the thing and suck it out and spit it into a bottle and after about an hour it looked clean but there was a bottle of cum on my desk. And I fucking forgot to do anything with it and my dad still saw it and I got grounded THE END so yeah #tmi

Some drunk fat bitch at a party got pissed at me for reasons I can't quite remember and for some god awful reason launched an assault on my dick area and somehow managed to flay my groin to pieces. It looked like someone tried to slice my diick and balls off with a pair of safety scissors I didn't really tell anyone because.. wtf. So I ended up wearing 5 band-aids on my crotch for at least 3 weeks and all the way through finals.

#tmi y'all are hoes for not tagging me

Member is accepted, please join servers and have fun. Rules are somewhere for you to follow. Be active to get moderator. Welcome to xenogamers. PS wtf.

there are alot of talented people in this group and was thinking we should create a highlander team. if enough people are interested we should totally make one. Rooster so far Main: Scout ~ @p0s3s3dh0b0 Solider ~ @Boswer_jr Pyro ~ @Ohstopyou Demo ~ @RinAoi Heavy ~ @Moosty Engy ~ @CoolyCooly <3:waving::kawaii: kawaii Medic ~ @ChickenPanda sniper ~ @Thunder Sphee ~ @Insane ;) if u want a spot as a main then there will be some sort of challenge or duel Subs: Scout ~ @Hushpuppy Soilder ~ Pyro ~ @Tekage Demo ~ Heavy ~ @Rejects Engy ~ Medic ~ sniper ~ Sphee ~

I'll play heavy if it ever happens. You can trust me m80.

yeah is ther a prob m8 ?

or @kbraszzz

Said the pot to the kettle

I had a dream where I jerked off near a half-open sleeping bag while shitting out a helix-shaped turd

#TMI erm I don't know what to say I guess erm Im 5 foot? Idk anymore

TMI Thread. AKA. Get everyone to hate you, the game.

I sucked kbraszzes dick for him to cry on mic

I am flower girl

Lets start, I dont see my mom cuse shes a bitch and used my grandfathers death to steal money from her brother, my dad has a brain tumor, my moms diying of ms, I can go on...

I have a feeling that it was a good thing i left TS when i did #TMI i announced to everyone in TS that i had to take a shit

#TMI I'm still a virgin :C

CS:GO Jailbreak will never be truly complete until LQuidador is unbanned (cough @Bleed cough). #freeLQ #LQdidnothingwrong. In all seriousness though, we have to see how CS:GO servers do once Bleed finishes his super secret project before we think about expanded into other gametypes/servers. Hopefully, we'll be able to get a jailbreak server.

Feeling that dyslexia, switchin the A and M ratings on accident, my bad. A:7.5 M:9