I'll actually type this one out- @Chrono
On the first day of CS-mas, my true love gave to me: a hacker in matchmaking.
On the second day of CS-mas, my true love gave to me: two shitty buys, and a hacker in matchmaking.
On the third day of CS-mas, my true love gave to me: three picks mid, two shitty buys, and a hacker in matchmaking.
On the fourth day of CS-mas, my true love gave to me: four autosnipers, three picks mid, two shitty buys, and a hacker in matchmaking.
On the fifth day of CS-mas, my true love gave to me: FIVE RUSSIAN FUCKS! Four autosnipers, three picks mid, two shitty buys, and a hacker in matchmaking.
On the sixth day of CS-mas, my true love gave to me: six OP guns, FIVE RUSSIAN FUCKS! Four autosnipers, three picks mid, two shitty buys, and a hacker in matchmaking.
On the seventh day of CS-mas, my true love gave to me: 92 in 1 hit, six OP guns, FIVE RUSSIAN FUCKS! Four autosnipers, three picks mid, two shitty buys, and a hacker in matchmaking.
On the eighth day of CS-mas, my true love gave to me: eight ninja wins, 92 in 1 hit, six OP guns, FIVE RUSSIAN FUCKS! Four autosnipers, three picks mid, two shitty buys, and a hacker in matchmaking.
On the ninth day of CS-mas, my true love gave to me: nine P90 rushes, eight ninja wins, 92 in 1 hit, six OP guns, FIVE RUSSIAN FUCKS! Four autosnipers, three picks mid, two shitty buys, and a hacker in matchmaking.
On the tenth day of CS-mas, my true love gave to me: ten Global's smurfing, nine P90 rushes, eight ninja wins, 92 in 1 hit, six OP guns, FIVE RUSSIAN FUCKS! Four autosnipers, three picks mid, two shitty buys, and a hacker in matchmaking.
On the eleventh day of CS-mas, my true love gave to me: eleven silvers missing, ten Global's smurfing, nine P90 rushes, eight ninja wins, 92 in 1 hit, six OP guns, FIVE RUSSIAN FUCKS! Four autosnipers, three picks mid, two shitty buys, and a hacker in matchmaking.
On the twelfth day of CS-mas, my true love gave to me: twelve expensive skins, eleven silvers missing, ten Global's smurfing, nine P90 rushes, eight ninja wins, 92 in 1 hit, six OP guns, FIVE RUSSIAN FUCKS! Four autosnipers, three picks mid, two shitty buys, and a hacker in matchmaking.
even worse than the last one..