serbiansnaga

lol mad, u have no idea how incredibly hard this game is, the enemy factions get money, population and army bonuses. if i were to go for the britons i would get raped sooo hard i wouldnt even realize that all my armies in briton would be dead and my cities there under siege. in spqr, there is AOR for the legions, meaning i can only build them in specific cities on the map (the ones that have the legionary shield on it) and even then, the units are effective when they have 4 or more exp on them, anything less and they are cannon fodder. the max infantry size u have on huge is 163, the max everyone else has is 241, cavalry is 94 for urself, 160 for everyone else, and their cavalry is like 20 times better than urs, the enemy has like 1 turn builds for all their buildings i think, so ♥♥♥♥ gets built up fast, ur buildings take like 5 turns, then when the city is huge, it takes like 20 turns. ur ships are twice as expensive to buy and maintain and they only have half as many men in them (80 compared to everyone elses 160). the game is only balanced for rome, meaning that playing any other faction would ruin the challenge of it, cause of all the ♥♥♥♥ that you would get from the bonuses. u also have to play by house rules, or at least mostly house rules, ie u cant have an entire army of one strong unit, no merc armies, they have to be legionary composition, ie 5 hastati, 5 principes, 3 triarii, 2 equites (horse), 2 velites, 2 archers/slingers, and 1 general. and the total for all that would be about 3070 something, the enemy can have up to 4800 in a stack, and u might haev to face 2 or 3 of those stacks and win as well. doesnt look so easy now doesnt it lol also u dont start off as the house of julii, rome is unified at the beginning, and the only other roman factions are the rebel romans (scipii blue color) and the spqr (dark purple) who have like 8 exp legionary cohorts, archers, cavalry, and praetorians, biggest cluster♥♥♥♥ that ill have to deal with in the future when i get marian reforms

i wish i could vouch but i havent seen u on the servers, not ur fault though, this is entirely my fault cause my internet is super ♥♥♥♥ whenever i play jb and when i do get the chance, its usually when i want to leave jb. lets see what those who have been playing on jb will say about u. good luck with it

another update: i blitzed the carthaginians (white in north africa) and took all the settlements from morocco to carthage (tunis), and now they only have 3 cities left, 1 of which has been targetted by a siege legion so i can take it within a turn, i have the 2 cities in libya left as a buffer from the egyptians who have a bunch of stacks (armies) that i dont want to deal with atm. after i conquered carthage, exactly what i feared would happen happened, now i haev a bunch of legions in carthage and in spain that are doing diddly except acting as garrison forces for the cities, and now i have to organize everything and bring relief forces to resupply my legions before i take the last 2 carthage cities and get marian reforms, im gonna be disbanding a crap ton of troops that are in random places that i dont need them to be in, like in spain or in sicily. ill upload campaign pictures of it when i can

thats a tequila suicide, and it will ♥♥♥♥ u up big time, not that i tried it, youtube it and ull see what i mean

i like to drink at least 4 cups of water a day to keep myself hydrated, and when its available, i take fruit in my fridge and blend it all to make myself a nutritious, homemade, organic smoothie with all the stuff inside it, seeds and stuff included

so silence, did u ur mom punish u by unplugging the router again? or have u been a good boy for this long?

that whole 11:11 thing is the gayest ♥♥♥♥ ever, nothing happens from it, and its a coincidence

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3A1nprfuJs goml

Pain (Nagato) from naruto, shinra and chibaku tensei for the win

i find the word hater as an excuse to put down people who have a different opinion than urself, the word literally contradicts itself, ie "lil wayne is the best rapper" "lil wayne sucks" "omg ur such a hater", ur expressing an opinion on someone, someone else also expresses their opinion and u denounce them for it cause its different, its the most retarded word in the entire english dictionary. BTW, everything i just said wasnt to anyone specific, it was just in general, just so no one feels insulted or targetted. now, as to justin, u do intentionally flame others with what u say and that u need to realize that if u want mod and u do get mod, all that flaming and trolling has to right literally right when u get mod, cause ur representing an admin of xg and others would look down on us if they knew that we had a flamer/troll as an admin on our servers

same with me, parents beat me if i ♥♥♥♥ed up (with like a punch in the face, it was a belt to the lower half, hurt like hell though), they expected high grades etc, and as a result, i learned discipline from them, using ur mind before u do something (ie what will happen to me if i do this?), made me more or less a vulcan without the pointy ears and the lack of emotions, i also took other opinions into consideration instead of just shutting them down if it didnt agree with me. tl dr: i was raised the way that made me the better person that i am today, i dont drink/smoke/do drugs in any way whatsoever, by drinking i mean like going to parties and getting drunk, i dont do that, i might have like a glass of wine for ceremonial reasons or a beer to get my friends to shut up about me drinking, also i ate a LOT of fruits and vegetables and as a result, i am in super healthy shape in terms of dieting, ive yet to create a rigid exercise program and stick to it

inb4 open thread

so the picture isnt you? or its not a recent picture of u?

+1 good warden, uses map to advantage (the jumping challenges and stuff), btw u keep saying crouch walk when u mean crouch, it kinda confuses ppl a bit, knows rules, is probably patrick warburton or his son/nephew/younger brother

its so that its easier for cts to warn a t by taking off 5 hp instead of shooting them and taking off like 20

[+1]aids[-1]more aids[+1]inception aids[/+1][/-1][/+1]

also make the market items limited, meaning make it so ppl dont keep putting dirt, sand, cobblestone, and useless stuff on sale, make it so that u can sell iron, gold, diamond, glass, basically the refined items and not the raw materials, it would limit the amount of useless crap to skip through

i think it was removed cause it messed with all chat, which was @ in regular chat, pm was @@ in regular chat, so it would read the first @ and run it as all chat

in my place of birth, u haev to be 18 to buy alcohol but there is no age limit to drink it, also the stuff over there makes the ♥♥♥♥ here feel like water. ever try loza? that ♥♥♥♥ will ♥♥♥♥ you up big time

i think griefing is allowed, im not sure, ull have to ask double (hero94, something like that), psp or silence about that, they know more about mc, i think its allowed in the wilderness but not in cities, its a giant blur to me

its the bitter taste that makes me hate beer, ill only drink it to make my friends shut up about making me drink it, and when i do drink it, ill get like a buzz for like 30 min then it goes back to normal. im a heavyweight when it comes to drinking but i doubt that i will ever reach that point where im ♥♥♥♥ drunk and ♥♥♥♥

oh wait, u dont know about it sniper. basically hg and xg are enemies but we are trying to fix relations between us because a lot of their guys play on our servers and vice versa

+1 tf2 division

how about us vs hellsgamers? oh wait lol

UPDATE: quick update on my campaign, the city in southern spain (the white one) has been secured and so has greece, i am now moving my legions out and mobilizing them in southern spain and in sicily to invade carthage on a two pronged attack. in greece, the greeks haev several armies near their remaining cities and they arent doing anything with them, mainly blocking me from going further in, the macedonians (black ones above greece) border them and they have a ♥♥♥♥ ton of armies near their capital so i have no intention of fighting them until i get the marian reforms and upgrade my military big time. in gaul (france), the gaullic tribes (green ones) have been constantly sending armies and besieging my cities there, its become a huge pain in the ♥♥♥ and cause of that, im sending 2 legions up to gaul to deter them from attacking me, my income nearly doubled after i secured spain, greece, and dealt with corruption in my empire