Forest

I was literally hoping there was some form of joke or white text in this, seriously.. I hate to see a great and amazing member of xG leave, but you must have your reasons of doing so. I can think of a few reasons myself as to why you would depart, and honestly I don't blame you. Here comes the sap: You will be missed dearly, but not as some gamer met online in some community; you will be missed as a friend would be missed. I can honestly say that you were one of the unique members of xG whom I respected immensely. I hope that you will overcome any future endeavors, and overcome any obstacles that life throws at ya. Keep on truckin' through the hard times, and you damn well better come on once in a while (TS3 or servers) to visit. S'arsly. If you don't, i'll hunt you down. You aren't That far away from here... Good luck Duke, I wish you the best of luck - Dat guy, Forest

In most cases it just causes a lot of confusion among Ts as well as CTs (If they have no deep knowledge of the motd rules). 60% of the time, the warden doesn't even Know that there is such a thing on CSS (confuses crouching with crouch walking which happens many times). 30% of the time the warden couldn't decide between shift walking and crouching so before they could process it in their fragile mind, they spat out "crouch walk". The remaining 10% is, as you said, the tarp command where the person Knows what they're doing and saying and just wants to see the world burn. I honestly don't see the need to implement this sort of 'tarpery' into the motd rules. If you have an insatiable urge to tarp, just play Simon Says to your heart's content. - Dat guy, Forest

I wish you good luck in your future endeavors mate! Hope you over come any oncoming obstacles!

I can vouch that Gkoo would make a stupendous addition to the staff. He is extremely active on servers, doesn't tend to disrespect (from what i've seen) and never seems to lose his cool. Not only does he have an extensive knowledge of the 'motd' rules (which is a Must in my opinion for any mod), he also helps out whenever he can. Gkoo also does his part in letting us mods/admins know if something is going wrong midgame through admin chat. The best part is, it's not the kind of report you'd expect from a typical derp. IE: "[insert name] FREEKILL WTF??? SLAY." All in all, I +1 this application. I strongly believe he deserves it. - Dat guy, Forest

Maple smoked bacon hoe, get on my level. Fo' realz

Am I the one who has to say that all this butthurt from A'murkah and Canader are completely unnecessary? I'm Canadian, and im not taking any offense from any of this, if anything, im getting a good laugh out of it. Learn to laugh at your self every now and then guys. You're Canadian. Forgive, forget and watch some hockey. You're American. Eat food and shoot shit. PEACE YO. - Dat guy, Forest PS. @@Jihad Canadian bacon my friend.. Canadian bacon.

I honestly think an alteration like this could benefit the servers in two ways. As Ganja stated, it could mean attracting more players to our JailBreak server and potentially adding more donations. Although this is a long shot as the change of how one receives bombs hasn't really affected the server in means of more players as well as donations(?). As for the suggestion on models, it wouldn't hurt to add a larger array of customization as a Lot of players crave individualism and strive to be unique. Adding more options would only bring in more players in my opinion. - Dat guy, Forest

Actually, typing 'motd' in most cases Does bring up the 'motd' rules however; 90% of the time nothing shows up at all and its a sort of blank page. I'm not sure if this only applies to myself, but I agree with Ganja. There should be something that'll lead the user Directly to the rules with ease. Maybe add a new directory such as "!regulations" or "!laws"? I dunno, just Something that'll allow us to easily navigate to the rules. - Dat guy, Forest

It's a shame to see you depart bud, I wish you luck in your future endeavors and hope that you overcome any obstacle that bitches throw at ya. Hoping to see you atleast once in a while though, don't dissapoint me. (or I Will find you. And I Will kill you.)

Gratz everyone!

Running Scared Pulp Fiction Dexter (great series but not to be underestimated as it is quite gorey)

>Warden on Jailbreak, map electric_razor >"Out of cell rebel" >"Take step out and face away from cells" >CT kills all Ts in VIP for facing cells. >CT banned >Loses all faith in CTs >Facepalm.

Hand to god, after watching the new Resident Evil movie, I had thought that a bunch of cosplayers got the money to make a movie starring Milla Jovovich. It was That bad. The acting was just.. So.. ******* ***. However; the animated versions, as MineCrack said, were great. They kept the storyline going leading from RE4 (Degeneration) and Before RE6 (Damnation). I'm just the guy who prefers that they stick to the main aspect of the game without altering it out of proportion. - Dat guy, Forest

I have the most awkward nostalgic boner. True story. I remember hearing that intro when I first started playing on the xG servers (mainly Jailbreak), good stuff.. Someone should totally host a halloween costume contest for credits //cough.. Y'know, get people into the halloween spirit. Just a thought. - Dat guy, Forest

Pretty much. The guy doesn't know when to stop, and I don't think he ever will. He disrespects nearly everyone, including mods/admins. +1 to have this guy removed and give him time to mature up.

Going to Canada ey? Gonna see what it's all aboot? Well, I hope you have a great time here mate. Maybe you'll get the chance to see some moose.

.. No one is going to take notice of the fact that this dude replied to a post made in 2011? Holy ballsack

Love it. Need a channel specifically for singing. Just sayin'

Rice, steak, steamed corn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FavUpD_IjVY

I need to catch up on my literature, the last book I had the pleasure of reading was 'The Hunger Games', and yes it was because many people suggested it to me. Odd thing is, I never watched the movie. Don't know whether or not I should, as most movies don't live up to my expectations such as their novel doppelgangers (in most cases). Currently contemplating on reading the second book in the series of three. - Dat guy, Forest

How bout a +left/+right freeday. All Ts must type +left and/or +right into console and must be spinning in a clockwise (or counter-clockwise, no idea) direction at All times. They can run/shiftwalk/crouch/jump as much as they fucking want. How's that for a freeday. - Dat guy, Forest

Damn that sounds serious, anything major happening due to this fuck-up? I hope servers aren't immediately going to shit. Is this happening for CS:S as well as CS:GO?

Thanks to everyone for the kind words and support, it's all greatly appreciated. Just a heads up that I have taken a turn for the worst, my lung has collapsed more then 50% of it's regular size so I have had to have a sort of 'tube' surgically implanted into my chest to let air escape. It might take longer then a couple weeks to recover. I'll keep anyone updated if they care to know via steam, just let me know by commenting. Thanks for reading mates Attention Whore Attention Whore Attention Whore Attention Whore Attention Whore Attention Whore Attention Whore Attention Whore Attention Whore Attention Whore Attention Whore Attention Whore Attention Whore Attention Whore </3 - Dat Unfortunate guy, Forest

Just for you and Vicious <3