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  8. Posted

    NOTE: THIS IS ALL SATIRICAL, NONE OF THIS IS MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE

     

    Long long ago, on some forums far far away,

    The Backpack.tf Federation has blockaded the planet of XenoGaymers in hope of resolving a galactic trade dispute. Chancellor @Penguin of the Galactic Republic, sends Autism Knights @Nomulous and his apprentice @kbraszzz on a secret mission to meet with the Backpack.tf Federation to settle the crisis. Unknown to them, the Backpack.tf Federation is in league with the mysterious Autist Lord @Bach, who orders them to invade XenoGaymers with their immense autistic army and also to kill the two Autistic Knights. Following a failed attempt to force their way into @FoRgE command center, @Nomulous and @kbraszzz escape and flee to the surface of XenoGaymers, where they meet local @FoRgE autistic outcast @StarmiX. As @StarmiX brings them to an underwater @FoRgE settlement, the Backpack.tf Federation captures XenoGaymer's leader, Queen @Rhododendron. Through an Autisitc mind trick, @Nomulous secures a submarine, which he, @kbraszzz, and @StarmiX use to reach the capital of XenoGaymers and rescue Queen @Rhododendron and her escort. The group departs for SKIAL, the Galactic Republic's capital planet, to seek help from the Senate.

     

    During the escape, the ship is attacked by the Backpack.tf Federation blockade, forcing @Waimalu, one of the ship's droids, to fix the shields. The attack damages the ship's hyperdrive, forcing the party to land on the desert forums of SKIAL for repairs. While searching for needed parts, @Nomulous and a handmaiden named @Rhododendron befriend young @Vector, a nine-year-old human sex slave gifted in piloting and pleasing men's diddly-doo. @Nomulous senses a strong presence of the Autistic Force in @Vector, and feels that he may be the "Chosen One" an individual the Autists believe will fulfill a prophecy by bringing balance to the Autistic Force. At @Vector's insistence, @Nomulous enters @Vector into the XENOGAYMER'S YEARLY BROTHEL in a bid with @Vector master, @Rejects, to gain the needed parts as well as @Vector's freedom. @Vector eludes several obstacles including rival prostitute @diabeetus to win the race, gaining his freedom and bankrupting @Rejects. After hesitation, @Vector leaves his mother and his droid, @RinAoi, behind on SKIAL to go with the Autists. As the group prepares to depart, they are attacked by the Autistic Menace apprentice @Moosty, who battles @Nomulous until the heroes escape.

     

    At Valve HQ, @Nomulous informs the Autist Council of the mysterious, well-trained prostitute. The Autist Council becomes concerned that this may indicate the reappearance of the Autistic Menace, an opposing order that followed the dark side of the Autistic Force and had long ago disappeared. @Nomulous informs the Council about @Vector, hoping that he can be trained as an Autist. After testing the sex slave the Council refuses because he cannot please their diddly-doos, worried that he is too old for training and that the fear and anger that he harbors will cloud his future. Meanwhile, Senator @Tekage of SKIAL persuades @Rhododendron to call a vote of no confidence in Chancellor @Penguin. The vote removes @Penguin from power and leads to @Rhododendron's nomination for the position, which @Rhododendron considers too late to be effective. To stop the Backpack.tf Federation invasion by herself, the Queen decides to return to SKIAL with her security team, the two Autists, @Waimalu, @Vector, and @StarmiX.

     

    On SKIAL, @Rhododendron reveals herself as Queen @Rhododendron and forms an alliance with @Forest for the battle against the Backpack.tf Trade Federation. @Forest marches into battle to divert the Federation army away from the capital, allowing the others to infiltrate the palace. Once inside the palace hangar, the Autists free several SKIAL Forum Members, who regain their tugboats and row away from the Backpack.tf Federation droid armada. As they make their way to the throne room, the infiltration team is confronted by @Moosty. @Nomulous and @kbraszzz engage @Moosty while the others take an alternate route. @Nomulous and @kbraszzz duel with the Autist Lord amongst the catwalks of a massive power-generating AA battery. @kbraszzz is briefly delayed, separating him from @Nomulous and @Moosty. Meanwhile, Queen @Rhododendron and her forces fight their way into the palace and capture @Chrono, Viceroy of the Backpack.tf Trade Federation. @Vector - who inadvertently joined the dogfight in space - destroys the droid-control ship's AAA battery with proton torpedoes, which deactivates the droid army in the midst of taking prisoners. In the reactor core, @Nomulous re-engages @Moosty single handedly, but is mortally wounded. @kbraszzz catches up with and defeats @Moosty in another intense diddly-doo battle. With his final breath, @Nomulous instructs @kbraszzz to train @Vector to become an Autist.

     

    R.I.P. @Nomulous

     

     

     

     

    MORE TO COME SOON! STAY TUNED KIDS!~

  12. Posted

    Well, TF2 just hasn't really interested me for quite a while now. Plus I got a real job. The only time I go on the servers anymore are for rule-breakers and the only time I go on TS is just play some league with a friend.

     

    Sooooooooooo~

    Goodbye xG, it's been a hell of a ride, but I don't believe I'll come back.

     

    Soooooooo some tags ~ (No hard feelings if you don't get tagged, sorry :c)

    -@kbraszzz time to demote me for the 3rd time.

    -@Bach godspeed you magnificent bastard

    -@Forge You kept saying shit bout me and Remi, that got pretty annoying. Other than that, you were my British Fag <3

    -@Vector nice choice on your new GPU.

    -@Snipes aren't u ded?

    -@CoolyCooly you were the dumbest person I know Cooly, and I love you for that

    -@Hachi dunno, good luck I guess.

    -@nomulous Thanks for the promo, sorry bout this demo

    -@thetherejects You were a good friend <3

    -@Remi you don't even use the forums why am I tagging you

    -@metalslug53 gpod luck at getting rich c:

    -@moosty best heavy

    -@whoever I didn't tag

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  13. Posted

    yeah, i'm rolling with 1920 x 1080 resolution, i don't run the 4k steaming pantload cause i don't see much of a point, plus it's a waste of money if you only play games. I play many games and i just recently got dragon age inquisition and it runs like steaming pantload on my computer which is very disappointing. thanks for the advice, i used PC part picker, i just picked a few links that happen to be amazon lol.

    To run DA:I or any of the new AAA titles, the GTX 970 will run them amazingly all at max settings. (Excluding AC:Unity, that game is horribly optimized)

  14. Posted

    Dependent on the games/resolution/settings you want. To play any game that are currently out at max settings at 1080p, then the GTX 970/R9 290X would be both great cards. If you're not really playing that many games at 1080p at max settings, then the GTX 770 would be another great card.

     

    GTX 970 - GTX 970 GAMING 4G MSI NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970 Gaming 4GB GDDR5 2DVI/HDMI/DisplayPort PCI-Express Video Card - NVIDIA GeForce - SuperBiiz.com

    GTX 770 - GIGABYTE GV-N770OC-2GD G-SYNC Support GeForce GTX 770 2GB 256-Bit GDDR5 PCI Express 3.0 HDCP Ready WindForce 3X 450W Video Card - Newegg.com

    R9 290X - MSI R9 290X LIGHTNING 4GB 512-Bit GDDR5 PCI Express 3.0 HDCP Ready CrossFireX Support Video Card - Newegg.com

     

    Benchmarks - Nvidia Maxwell Battlefield 4 And Thief Results

     

    Both the GTX 970 and the R9 290X both are amazing cards that will probably last you a couple years before you upgrade.

     

    Also, I don't recommend Amazon to buy all your computer parts, Pick Parts, Build Your PC, Compare and Share - PCPartPicker automatically finds the cheapest version of the same item.

  16. Posted

    Alright, I was bored so I just wanted to know what your computer builds were!

    Here's my build - Intel Core i5-4690K, MSI GeForce GTX 970, Enermax OSTROG - System Build - PCPartPicker

     

    CPU: Intel Core i5-4690K 3.5GHz Quad-Core Processor

    CPU Cooler: Antec KUHLER H2O 1250 98.0 CFM Liquid CPU Cooler

    Motherboard: MSI Z97-GAMING 5 ATX LGA1150 Motherboard

    Memory: G.Skill Ripjaws Z Series 16GB (2 x 8GB) DDR3-2133 Memory

    Storage: A-Data Premier Pro SP600 256GB 2.5" Solid State Drive

    Storage: Western Digital BLACK SERIES 1TB 3.5" 7200RPM Internal Hard Drive

    Video Card: MSI GeForce GTX 970 4GB Twin Frozr V Video Card

    Case: Enermax OSTROG ATX Mid Tower Case

    Power Supply: EVGA SuperNOVA NEX 650W 80+ Gold Certified Fully-Modular ATX Power Supply

    Optical Drive: Lite-On iHAS124-14 DVD/CD Writer

    Operating System: Microsoft Windows 8.1 (OEM) (64-bit)

    Monitor: Acer G246HLAbd 60Hz 24.0" Monitor

    Total: $1376.51

     

    #PcMasterRace