Muzzle

Muzzle I can fit three beef n' fixins in my mouth.

But I want to fit four in my mouth for my boyfriend.

How can I get the fourth one in?

• Plastic Surgery
  
• Smaller dicks
  
• Alcohol
  
• Wrenches work
  
• Expand your jaw
  
• Find a boyfriend who doesn't have four dicks
  

Muzzle how do I get a girl to like me? because all of the ladies can't handle the Matthew.

Young Canadian Matt it's simple follow these steps

• Buy them shit
  
• Don't give the girl Viagra
  
• Don't ask about queeffing
  
• Be a dick
  
• Don't talk. Listen.
  
• Wear a mask
  
• Rule the world
  

Hello Lads and Lassies I am the the not so wise muzzle. Ask me any question and I will reveal the best possible option. I will give you a step by step process. So please ask questions i need something to do :)

@Insane @matthewbt @HachikoTachibana @Goblin @Barmithian @Forest @DrLee

@FoRgE @apuppy @Fiery8022

hey gurl there is an African behind you. *turns around* *turns back*

Clothes are off.

Ladies and Gentleman that will get you laid

You know i never made one and I'm bored so I look at this Hello. | Xeno Gamers then I was like why not.

Listen Closely Children as I tell you my tale.

My name is Joseph but you can refer me as Muzzle/Meezel. I am 15 years of age 16 on June 18.

Nobody gives a fuck about my needs so I'm just going to tell the story of how I came to xG

It was the summer of 2013 I had just graduated from the 8th grade. So to celebrate my friends spent the night and we ended up sneaking out and getting caught by the police at 2:00 am. Anyway that is off subject, I received a lenvono laptop. It sucked but it's the first time I could actually play tf2 without playing at my friends house. So I played a lot. I kept noticing this xG tag. So I was bored and I saw xG jailbreak 1 (it might of been 2 idk)

So I got addicted to Jailbreak it was so fun I couldn't get enough of it. That's mostly why I became extremely anti-social during the summer. So I told my irl friend John (ShadowShark) that I played with tf2 with a lot. So I told him John there is this really fun server on tf2 and he checked it out it was awesome. Later on I meet plenty of friends I still talk to today such as Alphaflla Ninja, matthewbt, Bad Batter and Angry moose jr or vault. These guys were awesome I mean vault disappeared later on. These guys were my best friends online. Anyways time pasted and I met Priggles, Factor, and Matt the Canadian Dream. These guys were awesome especially factor we had some good times. Any who I applied for xG. I got 5 vouches and I guess kind of disappeared from the fourms. But time passed and I talked to kbraszzle and I told him I'm a member right. He checked and said "Oh shit you are". So I got active like 2 months ago I think. So yeah I just like to take part in this community.

We have to add Safforn City for the love of jim. I mean goldenrod is fun in all but I need more. If there is a Lilycove City or a Rubosto City map we need that shit like crack

" I have some friends in xG like G mask

That's not something to be proud of no offense

I do like the saffron map, but we don't need more skins

We don't have any skins :(

Already has member app open

Thunder - Team Fortress 2 | Xeno Gamers

Pls close @kbraszzz

Okay so I know you guys will be like da faq you going to say about pokemon trade this time. Well I love the server but in order to make the server feel pokemonish I searched a couple of skins, sound packs, and maps that could spice up dat server

Just take a look

GAMEBANANA: The Pokemon Lover's Pack (Team Fortress 2 > Skins > Sandman)

GAMEBANANA: Pokemon Hat Pack V2 (Team Fortress 2 > Skins > Cosmetics)

GAMEBANANA: Official Pokemon League Hat (Team Fortress 2 > Skins > Cosmetics)

GAMEBANANA: TF2 Pokemon Lemonade (Team Fortress 2 > Skins > Bonk Energy Drink)

GAMEBANANA: Pokémon Soundpack (Team Fortress 2 > Sounds > Packs)

GAMEBANANA: Pokémon Soundpack : Download (Team Fortress 2 > Sounds > Packs)

pkmn saffroncity b3 (TF2) - GameMaps.com

Team Fortress 2 Map - Koth Pokemon Stadium Screenshots

So yeah vote

I believe we should add more pokemon maps to the pokemon trade server. I mean not just handle held ones like the pokemon DX on GameCube for fucks sake

Also to back up my point. If we are having the goal of getting servers populated and people leave because of pokemon fuck them. If they only wanted to stay on the server to play jailbreak they deal with it. Knife pit is the same exact thing but nope slap the name pokemon on it and make trainers it's original and so much fun fuck them again. Seriously it's basically the same thing but it's easier to control. I love pokemon but that this horse shit on the tf2 servers. YOU WANT SOME DAMN POKEMON GO TO OUR LAGGY TRADE SERVER

#downwiththeestablishment

How about just abolish pokemon all together. They want a Melee fight play DeGroot

Also your applying for member not mod

Never seen you like ever. Fix your steam id

But in all seriousness you need money or a good working knowledge of TF2 Trading

Step 1: Threaten your parents

Step 2: Take your father/mothers credit card

Step 3: Scam people on TF2

Step 4: Mug someone

Step 5: Be African

Step 6: Yell at kids on call of duty or any MMO game.

Step 7: Rob a bank

Step 8: Burn your house down and blame it on the neighbors

Step 9: Prostitution

Step 10: Sell drugs

Step 11: Open a Laser Tag Business

Step 12: Kill your loved ones

Step 13: Print a fake doctors degree

Step 14: Drop out of school

Step 15: Log in to Xeno Gamers

Step 16: Pat yourself on the back you psychopath.

@kbraszzz @Barmithian @Insane @John_Madden @Maymalays @Bell @ShockeDeel

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This is bulshit there is way too much evdince to prove that you didn't do shit. Just admit it. Lying makes it worse

Member Abuse at it's finest

any update on the servers being fixed ?

Nom said something about it but it should be fixed soon or if it isn't. I don't know I don't play that much JB

That is a quality ban request +1

Are you fucking serious. I'm just going to sit here and laugh