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Goblin

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  1. Take a look at a day in the life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYSCgLl0AtI Technique is Key. you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward you're a kidward you're a squidward actual topic: *Feel free to post stories of weird days you've had here* Today i rear ended a transit bus with a crazy Irish lady inside if it. I was on my way to community service.... for reasons... after many hours of lifting crates and fighting off crazy Mexican women, I decided to go get breakfast at a Double T Diner, after I ate my food and was well satisfied and getting the crash outta my mind, I went to pay my bill and my credit card was declined, so now I owe the diner payment on a tab. When I went out to my car I found out the chick I was going to chill with this weekend went out of town. Then when I got home I realized I lost my front license plate somewhere on the highway on the way home, so I had to go back out in a different car and find it. somehow i wound up finding it after going back to scope it out, so after all that I finally got home, and turned on my broke ass computer. Overall I rate the day 7/10 mainly because I could have gone out and did other shit instead of bein on my computer for 3-4 hours and have people cause my brain to rot in ts. i'm sleep deprived and going insane so maybe stayin home and sleeping all weekend is a good thing .
  2. "Sometimes you just gotta fix your kok no matter the time or place, even in space."
    1. Marceline

      Marceline

      :^) ~goober 2015
  3. Get Macho OH YEEAH! https://www.etsy.com/shop/Rasslor Cup a' coffee in the big time. (Don't forget to buy your girl an Elizabeth Dress)
  4. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Y3ynPcmBns Here we see Dr. Julian Robotnik and his fuckboy lackie Snivley having a jerkoff session in the control room. After forcefully raming his crotch area into one of the communications machines, Snively causes the terminal to explode and looses the video feed to the pron stream. Robotnik then notices that the audio to his pron is still functional after hearing one of the pronstars mention something about the other's sweet hole. Seeing no issue with being limited to audio, he decides he can still monitor the pronstars' every move, and continues stroking his roboticcock
  5. "I can hardly wait for the gladiator kok."
  6. Post a selfie of yourself.
    1. Ohstopyou

      Ohstopyou

      Next time it's sunny out, and I go hiking, I will :]
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      *CLICK* noice.
  7. Your Hotdoggin' days are numbered.
  8. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mOD0XCm57d8
  9. Goblin

    Story Time!

    Last summer, this girl I used to hook up with used to tell the poptartz story with me. then she moved away. i cri evrytim....
  10. Fuck man, thats tough. Hope stuff goes better for you down the road.
  11. Also: The Magnificent 7 Clint Eastwood Movies John Wayne Movies Bruce Lee Movies Bond Movies Back to the Future Trilogy Godzilla Movies
  12. I'm just going to throw a whole bunch movies out there. The Star Wars Trilogy The Indiana Jones Trilogy The Centennial Trilogy The Lord of The Rings Trilogy My Name is Nobody Rocky IV Naked Gun Series Tommy Boy Monty Python and the Holy Grail Princess Bride
  13. ~The Bithday Beel~
    1. Marceline

      Marceline

      yes the bithday beel
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      yeh niggy
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      I just realized where I fucked up here.
  14. Goblin

    Need Good Names

    You have 2 choices my son: -Fink -Goblin
  15. Eh. [spoiler=]I hanky-pankied a girl I had over in the shower while my parents were in the other room. My excuse when they asked why the shower was running while she was over was "I felt dirty so I made her wait while I took a shower." kek.
  16. @Hachi is always having phases
  17. is currently "The Intercontinental Champion of the World"