Some drunk fat bitch at a party got pissed at me for reasons I can't quite remember and for some god awful reason launched an assault on my dick area and somehow managed to flay my groin to pieces. It looked like someone tried to slice my diick and balls off with a pair of safety scissors I didn't really tell anyone because.. wtf. So I ended up wearing 5 band-aids on my crotch for at least 3 weeks and all the way through finals.