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Goblin

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Status Updates posted by Goblin

  1. Goblin
    Close encounter with police last night. It's always a good thing when you don't get arrested on probation.
    1. Goblins

      Goblins

      Had a cop behind me last night at like 2:00 am. I was doing like 30 over the speed limit, and the minute he threw his lights on, I went over the county line. It felt pretty damn good.
  2. Goblin
    I have apparently lost the ability to say "Panda Express" and can now only say it as "Chicken Panda" so whenever I say I want to eat there people always give me a funny look.
    1. ChickenPanda

      ChickenPanda

      You reminded me I have a $25 gift card to Panda. Ugh. I love that place.
  3. Goblin
    15 incredible rat tricks
    1. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      LMFAO
  4. Goblin
    Sex
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      Fuсk
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      DUDE WHAT THE HECK MATE?!?!
    3. Egossi

      Egossi

      15 amazing rat tricks
  5. Goblin
    Drugs
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      are good
    2. Egossi

      Egossi

      Mkay
  6. Goblin
    Girl blew my mind when she told me The Lion King is actually Hamlet.
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      Just your mind?
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      Mmh nah ;^)
    3. Egossi

      Egossi

      she's also blown his tits out
  7. Goblin
    "Mad" schizophrenic beats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXCUenE0b5A
  8. Goblin
    Let's go on an fricking adventure!!!
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      Let's become an fricking hero!!!
  9. Goblin
    The new ed edd n' eddy map thoo
    1. DemonicDisaster

      DemonicDisaster

      HEY LOOK EVERYBODY, KEVIN'S BACK!
  10. Goblin
    "So... I heard you broke up with your boy."
    1. DemonicDisaster

      DemonicDisaster

      Reading that and looking at your profile pic is just the best omfg
  11. Goblin
    I can finally walk outside and not die of hypothermia.
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      Walk outside? You're American for god's sake! Hahaha, what a joke!
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      I'm sorry it's not hot enough out here for me to have to wear bed sheets outside like u turkeys.
    3. Jon_N64

      Jon_N64

      Roast D
  12. Goblin
    HIGH TENSION!!!
  13. Goblin
    Dwarf Fortress really knows how to get my blood pressure up.
  14. Goblin
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=srrB5dUr_lU @[106854:@Goblins] @[107706:@BlankThePervert] @[51642:@Hachi] this song goes in hard.
    1. Goblin

      Goblin

      ^ @[51480:@Nomulous] Please.
    2. Nomulous

      Nomulous

      @[2087:@Ohstopyou]
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      That shit aint even half as dank as Astley
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  15. Goblin
    Do the monkey with me! C'mon!
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      Hey there baybah.
  16. Goblin
    https://youtu.be/M_tMD5bTbLM how to fucking get someone to fucking buy a fucking product
  17. Goblin
    Dorks did 9/11
    1. Goblins

      Goblins

      Anti-Dork Baptist Church
    2. Giraffes

      Giraffes

      Leave the Ed-boys out of this, OR FEEL THE WRATH OF THE SON OF A SHEPERD
  18. Goblin
    I got trashed.
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      Tfti
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      I woulda hit u up that shize was lit since 8 lmao
  19. Goblin
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDXL1BR4AnM now instead of "alright" you can say "understand".
  20. Goblin
    Guys I think the place I live is in a twilight zone weather paradox.
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      quick move to turkey before its too late
    2. ArminArmout

      ArminArmout

      same here, it was 13 degrees last week and now its 50
  21. Goblin
    mfw i hit that booty.
  22. Goblin
    Aggle me on snagchat - tylerjlynch
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      kk
  23. Goblin
    Happen valintimmes day
  24. Goblin
    I'm having girl problems. They won't keep off of me. *CLICK CLICK*
    1. Haruka

      Haruka

      Ohhai
  25. Goblin
    "The sandwich don't always come in a plastic bag."
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      i got mine in a paper bag