Tomahawk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aC9nMV43y4

If you listen closely you can hear the oldfaaags

How to make a Member Protest READ THIS!!!

Member Protest Format/Rules. yo you should read these before make threads that make zero sense, k thx bai

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

Phoenix, who once was accommodated for-

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,-

That he resales laced with-

Laxatives, so the consumers-

Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that-

The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find-

That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage.

That figure was none other than-

Scootaloo, who was working on

The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was-

His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and-

Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive-

Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?-

Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was-

The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about-

Sexual stuff that involves cucumbers, a morning star, and -

Absolutely nothing else. It seemed that he had been mistaken in thinking that his fantasies were appropriate to discuss here, and so-

The guy and Scootaloo had some great Oof love written for "50 Shades of Oof Part 5" The guy ran out of the sewers and created-

a 5th version of forum games because this one died on Friday. the End

I missed out because I failed to get the battle.net desktop launcher

I was coming here to +1 this shizz but I change my mind those bumps are annoying the hell outta me

Can I be the weeaboo?

Post 2 absolutely random pictures just because you can

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

Phoenix, who once was accommodated for-

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,-

That he resales laced with-

Laxatives, so the consumers-

Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that-

The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find-

That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage.

That figure was none other than-

JOHN CENA Scootaloo, who was working on

The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was-

His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He notices the man who investigated the sewers and-

*This is a correction from the post above*

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of-

Phoenix, who once was accommodated for-

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,-

That he resales laced with-

Laxatives, so the consumers-

Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that-

The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find-

That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage.

That figure was none other than-

JOHN CENA Scootaloo, who was working on-

The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was-

There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- phoenix

 

 

Who once was accommodated for-

 

Being amazing at his job while at the same time-

stole cookies form the grade schoolers-

If you just relax a little, I think you'd be doing just fine.

Overwatch early access came out, so I officially have no life.

Over watch is actually good so there's no need to strife!

I'm suprised this post is still ongoing to be honest.

You don't need paypal to donate through paypal... you can do it with a credit/debit card without a paypal account.

oh really? welp I still can't anyways. ayy lmao

Could we maybe try it Again? I know it was removed because it took way too much effort to liquidate them. BUT, the fact is, now that you can only donate through PayPal. Most people can't donate since most people who actually play on the servers. (myself included) don't have paypal.

I just want keys available for donation so I can get a custom title. (But at the same time more people would be able to donate again)

Please at least consider this? (Or not idk)

Tagging Higher Ups: @BelloWaldi @Goblins (grats on getting DM dude.) and @Rejects (are you even alive?)

*cough* left cuz hachi got him banned for no reason *cough*

Just make a thread when you actually have some and don't keep bumping it for no good reason.

TRUDEAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

^^granted,but you aren't allowed to post anime memes in shoutbox anymore

I wish I wasn't in school right about now

^Granted, but the wishes are too good to stop now.

 

I wish I had, like, 15000000 dollars or something.

Grave digging on a post from 2011....gg

oh hey I sort of remember you. I would have remembered sooner if your steam name was the same as your forum name though. ayy lmao

+1

M:7

A:7

"good old days" and "2015" don't go together

you cant just kick people because the people on the server want those said people kicked. they need to have broken actual rules. @SnowyMinion Which rules did they break? other than obviously annoying the other people

May 3rd hype. XD

wait what's on may 3rd?

+1 hi

A:8

M:8

So I guess, in the immortal words of a certain fanfiction, Can I have Admin now?

50 Shades of Oof

Moosty cuddled up onto Scootaloo’s bare shoulder. He could hear his steady breathing. He playfully stroked Scootaloo’s chest, relishing the overwhelming butt pleasure he had just experienced. Scootaloo had this magical way of reaching down deep inside of him and tickling his booty genitals.

“So Scoots,” Moosty whispered in the darkness. “You up for round two?”

“Give me another minute. I’m still trying to catch my breath.” Scootaloo sighed in between breaths of air.

“Oof.” Replied Moosty. He caressed Scootaloo’s inner thigh, just fascinating about the pleasure that awaited him.

Before he knew it, Scootaloo was back on top of Moosty, going to work with his luscious mouth. He tenderly kissed Moosty’s neck, breathed air into his ear, and ran his tongue down to his collar bone.

Instantly, Moosty’s magical meat-stick was at full attention. But before he could control his urges, Moosty found Scootaloo’s mouth enveloped around his danger. Moosty arched his back in pleasure as Scootaloo set to work. Not wanting to be outdone, Moosty slid his head up and under Scootaloo’s waist to engage in a good ole lickaroo of the poop chute.

Together they enjoyed the oral ecstasy. Scootaloo had this way of contracting his cheeks so that Moosty’s hard raging snake quivered in pleasure. Moosty’s tongue could cure colon cancer. Scootaloo grinded his fat white butt down on that magical tongue and moaned in pleasure.

Moosty saw that his love was also at full mast. He turned himself over and said “Alright baby. I’m ready for you. Scootaloo pls.”

Without hesitation, Scootaloo slid himself into Moosty. Deeper…deeper, until he could feel Moosty’s prostate pulsating against the head of his snake. With tender loving care, he slid himself back out and back in, teasing Moosty’s prostate. As he did so, Scootaloo reached around and took ahold of Moosty’s Man Wand and proceeded to massage it.

Moosty was in uncontrollable bliss. He quivered and repositioned himself so that Scootaloo could better penetrate his scrumptious butt. As he did, he found the pleasure to be completely overwhelming. He orgasmed into Scootaloo’s open hand. Over and over his dirk spluttered, spewing thick, rich, creamy seed all over the place.

Scootaloo kept pumping. He hastened the pace at which he was making sweet man-love to Moosty’s poop chute. As he did, Moosty arched his back and cried in nirvana as even more seed released itself onto the bed. Scootaloo, still with a handful of semen, reached back and wiped it on his taint.

With an amazing speed, Scootaloo pumped away, as if he were drilling for oil. With one final good squeeze, he released his Scootagoo into Moosty’s underworld chasm.

Both Moosty and Scootaloo collapsed onto the bed, holding one another, breathing heavily from the sheer pleasure of it all. They held each other and stared into one another’s eyes. Neither spoke their love. It didn’t need to be said.

“Scootaloo,” Moosty finally gasped. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.” Scootaloo could tell Moosty was genuine. He knew the love there was paramount.

Suddenly, Moosty began to convulse violently. His stomach was doing flip-flops in his gut. His butthole had a strange burning sensation. He had contracted the Scootaflu.

“Oh no, Scootaloo!” He cried. “It’s happening again!”

Scootaloo was quick to react. Moosty flipped over and lay down on his stomach. Without hesitation, Scootaloo stuck his lips against Moosty’s cornhole and sucked out as much Scootagoo as he could. Moosty was horridly allergic to the Scootagoo.

“That was close!” Scootaloo said.

“Once again, I owe you my life.” Moosty said. “There’s nobody I trust more than you.”

“Well, Moosty,” Scootaloo replied. “I have something to tell you.”

“Oh?” Moosty said as he began to fudge semen.

“Yeah, I’m not who you think I am.” Scootaloo said as he sat up, wiping butt glue from his fleshy fun bridge.

“I’m actually…” As Scootaloo said this, he removed the mask he had been wearing the whole time.

Bach was sitting in front of Moosty. Moosty was horrified to find his man-lover was actually his Division Manager.

“I just had to taste that forbidden fruit for myself.” Bach said. “I hope you can forgive me for my treachery, Moosty.”

Moosty sat in a horrid silence.

“Well, SAY SOMETHING.” Bach said. “Get mad, yell. SOMETHING!”

Moosty looked up at Bach. “I just have one question.”

“What is it?” Bach asked on fated breath. He hung by a thread, waiting for Moosty’s response.

“Can I have Admin now?”

author: Scooots