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Status Updates posted by Blizzard

  1. Blizzard
    Weird confused moods :?
  2. Blizzard
    New demo set!
  3. Blizzard
    [xG:DL] ??Ohaliensyou??: SO I CAN LITERALLY FEEL NICKI MINAJ'S ASSHOLE RUBBING AGAINST MY EAR DRUM
  4. Blizzard
    Wanna hear a joke? Kirby mains.
  5. Blizzard
    Got a professional medi gun fabricator in mvm easy 45 bucks, mass unboxing? unusual? Donation? I can't decide ; -;
    1. Giraffes

      Giraffes

      why not both?
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      porque no los dos?
    3. Giraffes

      Giraffes

      *Brings up taco shell commercial reference
  6. Blizzard
    Knee Socks @-@
    1. Ohstopyou

      Ohstopyou

      Heaaaaaaaaaaaad, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes.
  7. Blizzard
    I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake baby, snap out of it (snap out of it) @u@
  8. Blizzard
    INV-AYYY (LMAO)-SIONNN
    1. Tsuchikure

      Tsuchikure

      WOW NICE MEME HAHAHA VERY FUNNY Xd
  9. Blizzard
    I've made over 150 listings on the market and I'm getting a form for tax info...what the frick steam I'm only 14
    1. ChickenPanda

      ChickenPanda

      It's a sort of way to prove that you're not laundering money through steam, I believe.
  10. Blizzard
    SU is slowly advancing in story, but oh boy is peridot small and adorable <:
    1. Waimalu

      Waimalu

      Just wait till she finds her limb enhancers
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      pls no, I want helpless midget peridot
  11. Blizzard
    If anything is a first world problem it has to be cold toilet seats
    1. Dethman

      Dethman

      Nah, it has to be when there is a spec of urine on the seat and you don't have an entire toilet paper role to clean it
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      I contradict that, I feel like it's more when you urinate and for some reason your piss decides it's a good idea to go in a very awkward direction or when it decides that peeing in 3 different ways at once won't make a mess
    3. Dethman

      Dethman

      Or when you are pissing and for some reason no matter how close you get and how good your aim is you hit the fucking toilet seat. Or when you shit and the water goes into your asshole by accident.
  12. Blizzard
    This lunar eclipse, amazing
  13. Blizzard
    When you find out your friend uses Q to jump rather than Space in TF2 *Cough* NitNat *Cough*
    1. Tsuchikure

      Tsuchikure

      what the fuck?
    2. Ohstopyou

      Ohstopyou

      Y.
    3. NitNat

      NitNat

      REASONS
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  14. Blizzard
    TF2 Halloween come soon pls, I want some sp00ky spells pls
    1. Waimalu

      Waimalu

      There's no new valve made Halloween stuffs ;-;
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      still in general, I just want halloween swag B)
  15. Blizzard
    Don't you wanna come with me, don't you wanna feel my bones on your bones @-@
    1. Bone

      Bone

      "Would YOU like to ride the BONE TRAIN?"
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      yes yes yes
    3. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      #YES2BONETOUCHING
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  16. Blizzard
    Tip of the Hats hype? Tip of the Hats hype. :]
  17. Blizzard
    Welcome to the Salty Splatoon, how squidkid are ya?
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      no pls
  18. Blizzard
    https://www.reddit.com/r/Steam/comments/3jja73/source_2013_mp_base_file_upload_and_execution/
  19. Blizzard
    Our pet goldfish we got died the same day. :p
    1. Tsuchikure

      Tsuchikure

      sounds normal to me
  20. Blizzard
    Spent 7 hours of my day playing nothing but 20XX B)
  21. Blizzard
    So some guy was giving out mixtapes at school, 3rd day of highschool this is gonna be an amazing year
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      eyo check out mah mixtape mane
  22. Blizzard
    Older brother is leaving to college tomorrow, left me his gaming computer for me to keep ; u;
    1. Waimalu

      Waimalu

      Carry on his legacy
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      ayyy lmao B)
  23. Blizzard
    First day of high school, someone murder me.
    1. Dethman

      Dethman

      It is not that bad besides first 3 or 4 months. Trust me
  24. Blizzard
    I just called the number 1-985-655-2500, I didn't regret it one bit
    1. ArminArmout

      ArminArmout

      fucking christ
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      <:
  25. Blizzard
    I just absorbed so much cringe, I'm in physical pain. From furry raps to molester questions at an mlp convention. It gave me chills.