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>be at school

>enter bathroom during class

>notice someone in there is taking a dump, ignore

>finish my business and walk to sink to wash up

>guy comes in, runs to the stall with the guy in it, and throws 2 open milks at him

>the guy in the stall screams "WHAT THE HELL?"

>attacker flees

>I flee as well so the guy doesn't think I did it

>wat

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>Abducted old couple on way back to care home

>Locked them in my basement

>Throw them the occasional scrap

>Might've died, starting to smell funny down there

>Asked my mum to see if they were alright

>My mom got scared and said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.”

>Whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror

>If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!”

>Pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby yo holmes smell ya later

>Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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>at school

>5 pm class

>sit at table waiting til professor gets there

>don't want to go to class

>sit there with music

>sleep til about 7pm

 

 

>implying we didn't already greentext b4 nahmean?

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#LinkProblems

 

 

>Little Derp Derping on TS

>Having little problem

>10 mods, admins, divs and other co's on TS

>Messages only Co-leader in locked room for help while Co-Leader's name is DND

>He asks why the Derp doesn't message others

>States they are afk or busy

>Link checks and everyone is availble

>MFW

 

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>Sits at computer

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>Deja Vu must be a glitch in the system

>Gets da fuck to a phone

>Outta the matrix all safe now

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