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Noo not this thread godmanainfinaongfiasnlkajbnwajnglkjnagw

No one likes Steve Jobs!

What do the gold nuggets do? :S

Forum ban plz

What the hell Aragon. Why are you being such a derp recently >.<

Invest in 3 things: Guns, God, and Gold

Skyrim should have won best shooter :( ...you can use bows, stfu ;(

Getting mod should be hard. I got my mod at 300 posts, so don't complain. You'll only really get mod if you DESERVE IT, not if you just have 100 posts So +1 for upping it to 200 minumum

But not even 2% of xG is active on the forums

^ What a coincidence ^.^ [ATTACH]1042.vB[/ATTACH] I have my brochure and member ship stuff but I'm to lazy to get it out EDIT: EW HD IS GROSS. I can see the little dust particles on the bracelet :O

I'm going to be THAT guy and gravedig this thread in late January :) Lulz

+1 VERY ACTIVE! Nice guy and good player Have some ELO http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ds8tCtomQ

^ I forgot Telephone Lines :OOOO I'm not a huge fan of Evil Woman btw :/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2ds8tCtomQ

I love Electric Light Orchestra [Discuss] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjPqsDU0j2I http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFljpJdYRKM&feature=related I totally forgot about them because when my ipod broke like 4 years ago I had to redownload all my songs and forgot ELO :( ELO BINGE TIME Btw dubstep is CRAP compared to this. And yes, I know y'all mad :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjPqsDU0j2I Your a Niger :3 Lol grammer

Christ how many rainbowdash's do we have O.o

Nice gravedig, LordAragon. Keep doing that and you'll be sent to Forum Hell with Rainbow Dash, neteX, Soiarn, and JackSparrow

Wrong picture :( FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Fun while it lasted -1 you have to be a member to be a moderator You never re-applied. Don't be a Colour lol

^Duke your house looks like a cobblestone fat man took a cobble dump all over terra nova :P NO BALLS! And It got fixed from Hero (I LOVE YOU HERO!) ~closed -sealed away in the last great time war

Count your scores! This is only a game and isn't completely reflective of an actual situation. I got a 165. BIACH -180 to 0: Sheeple Going to die within the first few weeks, probably of starvation or being killed 1-100: Mall Ninja Going to live a hard few weeks, but get used to it. You're more prepared than most people. There's a chance you'll snap due to the lack of internet furries. 101-150: Survivor You're very prepared and will live. Hopefully. 151+: Master Surviving for you is going to be no problem. You are a born survivor, or as pyschotherapists like to say, a Paranoid Schitzofrenic/Pyschopath.

9. I'm planning for (pick all that apply): a. supervirus/superflu/pandemic/whatever (+10) b. zombie apocalyspe (-100, you are a derp) c. Opressive government (+10) d. Nuclear war (+5) e. Conventional war on my land (+5) f. Economic collaspe (+10) 10. My hobbies include (pick all that apply) a. Reading (+5) b. Survivalism (+10) c. Being a corporate whore (-5) d. Having a social life (-5) e. Magic tricks (0 :S) f. None if the internet goes down (-10) g. ♥♥♥♥ting in the woods (Why would that be a hobby :O) h. Pyschology (+5) 11. For first aid, I can (pick all that apply) a. Perform minor surgery, for lacerations or bullet wounds (+25) b. Stitch wounds correctly (+10) c. Cauterize a wound correctly (+5) d. Bandage something (0) e. Make a sling (+5) f. I know the main arteries/veins and know when to apply a tournikit (+10) g. I know the organs of the body and thier anatomical position (+5)

5. My body armor is: a. Phone books and duct tape (0) b. Soft-body armor (kevlar) (+10) c. Ceramic plated military-style (+15) 6. My Bug-out-bag is: a. Lol wats a bug out beg (-5) b. Empty (0) c. Filled and ready for action (+10) Knowlage 6. For plans I have: a. Nothing (-10) b. Some idea of where to go, but I havent thought it out (-5) c. A safe plan (+5) d. An actually safe plan, including routes, alternate routes, alternate plans, maps, scenerios (+20) 7. My (climate's) survival skills are: a. Terribad (-10) b. Decent (0) c. Great (+5) d. I could live in the wilderness like a boss (+15) 8. In the apocalyspe I'm going to: a. Have so much fun. I can be like rambo or kill zombies and sex with womens! (-10) b. Have fun looting and offing people I don't like (-10) c. Actually try to survive instead of being a derp (0) d. Probably die because I accept the fact that my chances of survival are thin. An hero'ing might be my only option if I live in a dense city without a way out. (+5)

So I'm bored, my desktop is broken, I banned myself on minecraft by accident, so why not play a game on the forums? It's called the survival game, add points if it applies. Simple stuff. Yes there will be many typos because I'm tired as ♥♥♥ cheeks. GO Would you survive a SHTF (♥♥♥♥ hit the fan) situation or TEOTWAWKI (The end of the world as we know it)? Equipment 1. The best firearm I own is: a. None (-15) b. "Tier 1" Low-end non-offensive weapons, including the Mosin Nagant, single shot shotguns/rifles, crossbows, bows, non-tactical .22s, and black powder (-5) c. "Tier 2" Lower-end firearms, Hunting shotguns (R870, M500) with a limiter, Low end pistols such as Hi-point, charter arms, or Kel-tec. Cheap rifles or carbines such as the Hi-point carbine, tactical .22s, or Lower end hunting/sniper rifles. (+5) d. "Tier 3" Mid-range weapns. Lower end "assault weapons" such as direct-impingement AR15s, SKS', or AK47s. "Assault / Riot" shotguns (Benelli M4, Stoeger). High end sniper rifles (Remington 700, Savage 111), pistols such as a Glock 17 or Smith and Wesson M&P9 (+15) e."Tier 4" High-end weapons. High end assault rifles (Bushmaster ACR, Smith and Wesson M&P, FN SCAR). Civilian legal supressed weapons or SBR's. (+25) f. "Tier 5" Military weaponry. Fully automatic assault rifles, SMGs, shotguns. Anti-tank weapons and explosives (M79, M32) (+35 o.O) 2.My profiency with these weapons are: a. I never fired or saw a gun (-15) b. I suck (-10) c. I am decent (0) d. I shoot them enough to feel comfortable (+5) e. I have military-style or tactical training (+10) 3.The amount of ammo I have is: a. NONE NOW STOP ASKING ME ABOUT GUNS (-5) b. 1-500 rounds (0) c. 501-1500 rounds (+5) d. 1501-2500 rounds (+10) e. 2501-5000 rounds (+15) f. 5000+ rounds (+20) 4. For knives, I have: a. Butter knife (0) b. Multitools or swiss army knives (+5) c. Fighting and/or utility knife (Glock knives, Kabar) (+5) d. C and I am proficient with it (+10) e. Both D and B (+15)

Nou :P 10toollimit