SyrJirk

RIP Admin Aboose 2015-2016 ;~;

There is going to be a major crack down on all the admin abuse I have been hearing about and seeing, so take this as the one and only warning.
 

using fun commands such as burn, timebomb, freeze, etc. (even on eachother for "fun")
banning eachother (or in the more blunt and obvious callout way, and admin banning mods for "no balls")
breaking server rules because you feel staff are above the law
teamswapping yourself (which you all had already been warned about with the previous post on it)

All of these are things you all know are to be abuse, they are the wrong way to use the powers you were trusted with, and it makes staff look like a bunch of baboons. It's not like we're some small new up and coming server that people go on to screw around and not care, we are a semi-well known community that people expect our staff to uphold certain standards, and if you can't handle upholding them, then expect to have some discussions with us DM/DLs and potential removal from staff.
 
@Lithium @Snackbar @Bleed @Duke @Phoenix @Bonk @IAmLegend @Owl @Oden @SoloMofo @roflmao61 @Crowley @SyrJirk @orangejuice

+1
If nothing I've seen from you changes I think you're a chill guy and will fit right in.

You're complaining about not getting high drop items that have A RARE CHANCE TO GET so you hate the game?
It was no one else's choice but yours to spend over $800 to do this. This thread is basically you saying that you've lost money so you want people to buy your shit. At least that what it seems to me. I also can't help but notice the 2800+ hours spent on TF2. So clearly this is just you being salty about not getting the drops you want.
 
kekekekeek
 
Games aren't about you having better DIGITAL ITEMS than others. It's about having fun.
Yes there are people that merchant but those people don't actually play the game.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YyqqvCV25c

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHrMkAsGFlE

Don't turn this thread into just pointless insults, either contribute with an argument or don't post anything at all.

1. Don't call me kid. If we can't all act and treat each other with respect like adults than we should not be in this clan.
2. I'm not trying to combine comp with jailbreak. I just want the crits gone because they aren't fun to me and add nothing. If you claim it is inferior that there are no random crits than you're really amazingly picky that those rare random moments in actual pubs that happen to be crits are inferior. Look at a killfeed in any normal pub, the vast majority of them are regular kills. Only one out of about fifty are actual crit kills? Unless that one kill out of fifty really makes you feel alive or something you may just be exaggerating or lying. Otherwise they add nothing besides a red glow to a killfeed marker and a possibly bullshit death.

I clearly said "Not just here on all servers I play." I go on the trade servers to trade and literally not care about anything in the game itself. I wouldn't call my time on the trade server "playing" and I certainly don't care about crits on a trade server. I used to frequent an all crits trade server. Which hey it least it was fair in the fact that everyone had crits all the time. It wasn't a random bullshit sprung on you like opening a gift at Christmas that your mom has lovingly wrapped and placed only to find that it was in-fact a jack-in-the-box with a boxing glove that comes out and punches you in the face saying, "Ha ha you're a fucking dumbass for expecting something suitable from this."

#itsinthetf2divdiscussion
#heclearlysaid"notjusthereonallservers"intheOP
#defendyourreasoningortryagain

The thing is you're completely wrong about me and why I want them gone or at least changed. I don't mind playing Jailbreak and dying. That's why I play it, it's fun. But crits make it not fun very quickly. A rebellion not being held back shouldn't rely on crits, and I'm not even mad about rebellions I start plenty of them, I die from plenty of them that's the point of the game. The point isn't being killed by random crits where you otherwise would have had a chance to win and otherwise could have stopped a rebellion/kept one going. It happens way too often for my liking and in a game where people are so concerned about fun they quickly shun away anyone's definition that doesn't match their own.
I will continue to play jail break with or without the crits, I like it. I like this clan, I like the community, which is why I say something because I want to make a change that I feel like would be a good thing. You guys act like they're funny (They're not.) You act like dying repeatedly is funny (Which it can be) but sitting in the spec screen for minutes at a time isn't. When I get into an encounter I want to be rewarded or punished in a way that makes sense. The way TF2 works the vast majority of the time and when I try and remove the tiny percentile that is extremely annoying and pointless and all I get are people saying no and hardly explaining why. I've stated many, many reasons why crits don't need to be here and people keep saying the same stuff.

That isn't bias or douche or disrespectful to me and yet you tell me not to disrespect staff or be a docuhe. You are a masterpiece of hypocrisy. Also it doesn't make it interesting it turns an encounter into a gamble of "Will I be robbed of a possible victory?" You know I probably feel the shittiness of random crits because I main spy and therefor the only way I can do any effective work is by using skill and trying to trick my opponents during battle but it's impossible for a spy to do so when the first hit he takes can very well be his last and it often is. If you play spy on JB you'll probably hate the crits as much as I do too. But guess what it doesn't just affect spy. I've played every class and none of them NEED random crits. It doesn't make the game more interesting it makes it redundant because it completely demolishes the point of becoming good at the game. It's nothing but a free win which shouldn't be the case.
 

I could just as easily call all of you selfish. The game without crits is the way you play the game 95% of the time. Why are you so fixated on them? It's unfair any way you look at it. Just because anyone can get a crit just as randomly as someone else doesn't mean it is fair or that is isn't stupid or that it is interesting. It just makes it stupid all-around. It doesn't negatively impact anyone. Anyone who is good will still be good anyone who is bad will still be bad there's just no get out of jail freecard (No pun intended) anymore. Like there shouldn't be. Half the fun in JB in CSS was planning with your fellow T's a rebellion, who to attack first and when you were going to attack and the guards had to rely on skill and not sucking if they wanted to stop rebellions. It's not taking away anything and it's not turning TF2 into C:SS if that's what you're thinking. It's making it fair and it's making it better. It is removing the 5% of the time where the game just shites on you.
 

Douche: Check. Disrespect: Check. The IRONY.
 

Yet you all act like the squeakers you complain about.
 

 
That is such a broadly wrong statement it literally made me laugh out loud. How would you know? Clearly you've never played without the crits and yeah I dislike them and yeah emphasis on the I because I'm not the only one. Kitty and Kendrick both have openly stated they don't like crits either. It wouldn't kill us to try to take off crits for like a week maybe two and look at the difference.

The thing is, random crits are neither funny, nor important. Any good rebeller can get inside armory. I've seen small swarms take down the entirety of the blue team with or without random crits. You know vents that go to armory are there for a reason. Tricks and stuff on the map are there for a reason. Any rebellion can potentially be out of control with or without random crits. And a good team of blues or even a good warden can shut down any rebellion if they're smart enough, and when that happens crits don't even come into play. So let's see, half the time crits are pointless, and the other half they're still pointless.
 

 
1. Yes because this thread is already filled with 12 year olds defending the random crits with their -1. Which is also stupid because it adds nothing to the discussion. You know, I really like Kendrick's idea because he's inputting an idea with sentences and complete thoughts that are thought out and mean something. I'm pissed off because I'm trying to make a change which could be positive for everyone. People like me who prefer competitive, skill based play and results, and for the casual players as well, but so far I've got a bunch of stupid -1's and some shitposts that are bad attempts at witty, snarky comments because they're just stupid. At least Kendrick disagrees with a goddamn thoughtful post, it is not just a -1 from random assholes, most of which I literally don't know because I have seen none of them on JB before if at all. 2. The staff is fucking retarded sometimes. The only ones I really like are Kbrazz and Sparkedeel.
 
A lot of the people here are so threatened by goddamn words on the INTERWEBZ that they can't use their brains for a few moments and think about what I'm saying and say something meaningful. I'd be more than happy to talk to you guys about it if you have dissenting opinions but no one is talking except for the shitposts which do nothing except basically say "Nuh uh SyrJirk. RANDOM CRITS ARE IN THE GAME THEREFOR THEY ARE GOOD." That says nothing except that you play TF2 sometimes and know what a random crit is. If you don't like my idea, fine, explain why. Defend crits in a good way. Because right now these stupid posts are more than enough reason in my mind to remove them when mentioning them causes the xG community to react in such an immature way. I don't get it, I've been playing on TF2 JB for a good long while now and I legitimately like the community, I want to make it better. I want to help but I make a single post about something I really dislike, and why it's shitty and yeah I call out some of the areas where I got a lot of shit from for no good reason other than stating my opinion.

Your fukin right I'm the queen of Saxton. Mad?
 
 
Lol you guys are so funny.

Umm not when you gotta sit and wait forever. I dont laugh when I get randomly crit. So idk about your sense of humor but Im just annoyed when I die. Because now I have to wait around. its not like your tgh where you get that respawn, you gotta wait for the round to be over and its boring.

Okay I've been making it known a lot recently that I utterly hate random crits. Not just here on any server I play on in TF2. Why? Because they're so common there's no point in calling them random for one, but that's besides the point. Random crits just brings the game down. Wow you're about to get engaged with someone in a melee battle, the ultimate test of skill? No you're not you got a hit or two but they just crit your sorry ass and you are dead for absolutely no reason besides a hit and luck. That is utter crap. Seriously. It makes every encounter in JB so stupidly predictable. Is there a melee battle? Prepare for a random crit. Is someone getting swarmed and they only let one person get in close enough to get hit by melee? That one hit just cost them the life and they have to sit out for X amount of minutes.
 
"But SyrJirk, stop crying. Just shut up and enjoy the game." - Shitload of people on Jailbreak. HEY FUCKWITS. Maybe my idea of fun is a game that doesn't reward mediocrity and luck over skill and planning. When someone is winning a fight, they should STAY WINNING if they're doing something right. Not auto-lose because their opponent got the upper hand. Sure not every scenario is a loser-gets-random-crit-thus-screwing-over-the-winner scenario, I get that. But often times it IS that way. Often times the crits are just stupid and what could have been a fun engagement turns into sit-the-fuck-down-and-eat-this-crit-pan-simulator.
 
"SyrJirk why are you so salty?" - Mod on JB, I'm salty 1. Because crits are STUPID. 2. Because the JB crowd IS STUPID. I literally got yelled at today for stating my goddamn opinion and why I thought crits were dumb. Meanwhile they tell me to shut up and have fun? For reasons stated above, NO YOU ASSHATS. I will not. The point of these forums, this website, and clan are to gather us like-minded assholes together and create a fun, interactive community of gaming within our respective divisions. Well I'm trying to get a step in that direction by eliminating a completely unnecessary pain-in-the-ass and the people within this clan and that frequent the server are trying to tell me to shut up. You're stupid as hell. Yeah maybe this won't be taken and a change won't be implemented, I have as much of a right to state my goddamn opinion as you fuckers have the right to conga and spam chat at squeakers and blue team members with retarded-ass twelve year old spam. The difference is I have a good idea of what the hell I'm actually talking about and who I'm talking to.
 
"SyrJirk, why are you sexy?" - Me, I don't know probably because I have a red corvette to compensate for my tiny dick size.
 
Take this any way you want, but I'm tired of the fucking 12 year old hivemind taking over in JB and on xG in general. Especially from the goddamn STAFF. Act like you deserve the position you were given, don't be a dick about it.

Okay I've been making it known a lot recently that I utterly hate random crits. Not just here on any server I play on in TF2. Why? Because they're so common there's no point in calling them random for one, but that's besides the point. Random crits just brings the game down. Wow you're about to get engaged with someone in a melee battle, the ultimate test of skill? No you're not you got a hit or two but they just crit your sorry ass and you are dead for absolutely no reason besides a hit and luck. That is utter crap. Seriously. It makes every encounter in JB so stupidly predictable. Is there a melee battle? Prepare for a random crit. Is someone getting swarmed and they only let one person get in close enough to get hit by melee? That one hit just cost them the life and they have to sit out for X amount of minutes.
 
"But SyrJirk, stop crying. Just shut up and enjoy the game." - Shitload of people on Jailbreak. HEY FUCKWITS. Maybe my idea of fun is a game that doesn't reward mediocrity and luck over skill and planning. When someone is winning a fight, they should STAY WINNING if they're doing something right. Not auto-lose because their opponent got the upper hand. Sure not every scenario is a loser-gets-random-crit-thus-screwing-over-the-winner scenario, I get that. But often times it IS that way. Often times the crits are just stupid and what could have been a fun engagement turns into sit-the-fuck-down-and-eat-this-crit-pan-simulator.
 
"SyrJirk why are you so salty?" - Mod on JB, I'm salty 1. Because crits are STUPID. 2. Because the JB crowd IS STUPID. I literally got yelled at today for stating my goddamn opinion and why I thought crits were dumb. Meanwhile they tell me to shut up and have fun? For reasons stated above, NO YOU ASSHATS. I will not. The point of these forums, this website, and clan are to gather us like-minded assholes together and create a fun, interactive community of gaming within our respective divisions. Well I'm trying to get a step in that direction by eliminating a completely unnecessary pain-in-the-ass and the people within this clan and that frequent the server are trying to tell me to shut up. You're stupid as hell. Yeah maybe this won't be taken and a change won't be implemented, I have as much of a right to state my goddamn opinion as you fuckers have the right to conga and spam chat at squeakers and blue team members with retarded-ass twelve year old spam. The difference is I have a good idea of what the hell I'm actually talking about and who I'm talking to.
 
"SyrJirk, why are you sexy?" - Me, I don't know probably because I have a red corvette to compensate for my tiny dick size.
 
Take this any way you want, but I'm tired of the fucking 12 year old hivemind taking over in JB and on xG in general. Especially from the goddamn STAFF. Act like you deserve the position you were given, don't be a dick about it.

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I think these types of situations can apply to CS:S so hi
I think that people that are mature, not annoying and know the rules enough to warden should be allowed on CT, even if their voice is high pitched (like mine :| ). Honestly it really is super annoying when someone who could easily warden gets on their mic and bitches about "oh get this fucking kid off CT hes 12" and then just sit on T until they get off the server and if they do get on CT they don't say a goddamn word.

We should know that for anyone who takes warden. A deep voice =/= maturity and rule knowledge.

Dayum

This. Pretty much. There's like a half/half split between the maturity of voices on blue. The younger/higher voices take warden more, and want to take it more. The more mature voices don't, yet people will piss and moan on both red and blue that there's a kid. Well half the time no one else takes it and it honestly annoys me 100% MORE when people are bitching about someone's voice. It's like SHUT THE FUCK UP. No one cares if you don't like their voice, get a mic and go on blue and you'll never have to suffer their voice again, until you take warden and do it often you can shut the fuck up as far as I'm concerned. Let the kids talk as long as they're constructive because half the time they're actually trying to do their job well and everyone else is just being a fucking pain in the ass.

I hate it when valve is too lazy to put more than 5 weapons in each year, you know because unusual taunts are necessary for our daily tf2 needs now.

Boo hoo I felt like making a thread. If you're time is so precious don't read it bud.