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If you're after getting your account deleted, you'll want to PM Rhododendron or Nomulous. As for 'Membership', it really only applies to those who have had a Member Submission accepted. Not that those who have made an account aren't Members, they just aren't 'True Members', no offense to those who aren't yet 'accepted'. Sort of like Basic Membership by making an account, then Premium Membership by applying. With that said, cheers m8. Here's to hoping you overcome life's shitty obstacles :coffee:

Fug u. Come back and stay around you slunt.

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"Pass Warden already" "This round is boring as FUCK" "Seriously? FR/LR again?" Do these phrases sound familiar? Have you had your share of whining and complaining? Are you labelled a 'bad Warden'? And most importantly, are you torturing those Ts with FR/LR every other round? If your answer was "Yes" to any of the above questions, then you're in the right place. There is no need to feel inadequate, there are many who are exactly like you in the world of Jailbreak. Fortunately for you it is not too late to make a change! Do you aspire to become someone who keeps things 'fresh' on Jailbreak? WELL? DO YOU? Well friend, keep on reading and you'll learn all the ins and outs of Wardening as well as how you can become the Warden that all Ts want. First we'll start off with ... Opening Orders Alright, so lets just assume you were the first person to call Warden (or at least the first person to use their mic). Congratulations, you now have the power. The question is, do you know what to do with said power? We'll see. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 1. The first and most important order you should give as Warden is the following: "Out of Cells, Rebel" But Forest, why should that be the first order? Well, there are a couple reasons for this. The first reason is to ensure that any T who has the balls to leave their cell will be labelled a Rebel immediately. Why does that matter? Simply because if those Terrorists have any brains at all they will attempt to open the cells of their friends to unleash a painful torrent of bunny hopping perps with shanks. This is bad for CTs. This sort of thing happens quite often on maps such as electric_razor_v6 or jb_carceris, so be aware. On top of this being the first order, you'll also want to say it as soon as possible. Don't wait to pick a gun first, don't wait till you're out of Armory, say it the moment you get Warden. This is to ensure that those mischievous Terrorists don't open cells before orders are given, thus giving them an Invalid Freeday, otherwise known as "CT Genocide Day". Not really called that, but it might as well be. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 2. Lets assume that everything goes good. No Ts have decided to Rebel, or some have and they were shot dead. Everyone is where they should be. What now? The next step in Wardening is to get all of those blood-thirsty Terrorists out of their cells. Niggas need exercise, n'ah mean? At this point, it is personal preference as to how the Warden will want things to play out. There are a few ways in which this can happen: a. You can choose to be the Nazi Warden by giving a complicated order to slim down the numbers. b. You can give lenient orders to preserve their numbers for a game you have in mind later on in the round. c. You can give firm orders to both preserve their numbers as well as slim down the.. 'Slow' ones. Keep in mind that these are just a few options that most Wardens will do. Following are examples of each type: Example A. "When cell doors open and I say 'Go', all Ts take a step out of your cell, face your cell, do a 180 degree turn, and 'AFK' freeze." Example B. "When cell doors open, take a step out and 'WASD' freeze." Example C. "When cell doors open, take a step out and 'AFK' freeze." Now, if all goes well, all the Terrorists will be following your orders and will be out of their cells and ready to go. Next step? Disarming them of any harmful materials; namely guns. ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ 3. With most maps on Jailbreak, there will most likely be what others would like to call the "Gun Cell". This particular cell can completely ruin your day, and can also quickly diminish the amount of prison guards at your disposal. That is a big no-no, we like our 'bodyguards'. Your next course of action will be to safely guncheck the Terrorists. This is where most bad Wardens slip up. What you'll want to do is to have them in a position that allows for easy and safe gun checking. The best way to do this is to order the Terrorists to a location that is far from any vent cells or teleports. Now, any idiot Warden can tell the Terrorists to go to that location, but you're going to be doing it the smart and safe way. I'll give an example order, and then explain the reasoning behind it: Example Order. "All Terrorists, while facing cells at all times, shift walk to the bottom of cell stairs and unstack shoulder to shoulder." Simple right? You'll want the Terrorists to face a particular direction, preferably a direction that has no hazardous things that a Terrorist will want to go to (IE. A vending machine that happens to teleport). Sometimes this is unavoidable, such as in a map like electric_razor_v6 where one of the cells is a teleport cell. You'll want to keep an eye on that particular cell if this is the case. Having the Terrorists shift walk (or even crouch) also deters them from rebelling as they will lack speed (WARNING: Some Terrorists excel at bhopping and may be able to gain speed immediately). Finally, you'll want to keep them unstacked shoulder to shoulder. This is how you will be able to determine if any of the Terrorists has a gun holstered at their side. The worst possible thing you could do as Warden is to order them to stack up without doing a proper guncheck, as this will most likely lead to certain death for both you and your CTs. Lets assume that one of those Ts is pocketing a sidearm, how shall we get rid of it? A good Warden will instruct the T to drop it in a location that will not give the other Ts easy access to it. An example of such would be ordering the T with the weapon to drop it in the cell furthest from the other Ts (as well as from any vent/teleport cells). Do not simply order the T to drop the weapon. This will almost always result in confusion where the T will either drop it onto another T, or will run away making up some excuse that they're going to drop it in a safe location. Remember, detailed orders are your friends. Detailed orders stomp smart-ass Ts into the ground. Congratulations, you have gotten past the first part of Wardening, hopefully with minimal CT casualties and a nice pile of rebel T bodies in the corner. This next part of Wardening is where things will start to get difficult, and will also determine what kind of Warden you are. Without further ado, we shall now go onto the next part of Wardening ... Slimming Down the Numbers Coming Soon Thread will be finished at a later date. Expect additions and reworks at a future time that has yet to be decided on, most likely within the week.

You'd have to talk to Silence in regards to Steam Group access. Although he may not be so eager to give it seeing as a portion of those who do get access seem to fuck with everything, not naming anyone in particular. Try hosting a tournament sort of event? Maybe have a sculpture building contest? (with appropriate judges and prizes for 1st place or 1st/2nd/3rd) Talk with the Com-Leads and ask for permission to have another "Coming-Of-Age" event in which all ages are permitted to post a Member Submission for MineCraft Division during the duration of the event?

Welcome back to the xG community then m8

Happy Birthday No comment(s) on dis applicant ingame doe, sorry. Bump instead. ... +/-0 cause I'm CS:S feg :coffee:

Then the way I see it, you have a few options: 1. Get an emulator on your PC. Emulator is free, ROMs are free. 2. If you don't already own one, get a smartphone. Most of the phones out right now can run a GBA emulator (I've even seen N64, NES, SNES, etc). Again, Emulator is free (typically) ROMs are free. 3. Whore yourself out to acquire the money needed and go check out your local flea market. With today's technologically savvy people, you'd be surprised at the amount of gaming gear you can find for cheap prices. You could probably find a GBA for 20$ and the game for 10$. Chances are that game you have is fucked in some kind of way, so there's no use in trying to get it to work. Plethora of ways it could have gotten out of whack (going in the washer/dryer for instance)

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+ [insert Evidence Provided] = Why is this thread still open? I'm as sympathetic as the next guy, but the attention seeking has given me cancer in this particular thread and the guilt-tripping has given me diabetes. For the record, +1 . Nig reminds me of Towelie. No offense Ice, but you clearly don't want to be here and quite obviously don't want to make an effort to change.

+1

PS: Fuck all of you who call me british. kthnxbye

What problem, I see no problem ;)

Because they also happen to make up a pretty big part of the internet community. Not to mention we aren't some clan/community that puts restrictions on its type(s) of Members (not that we should) :coffee:

Dafuq kind of logic is that.

If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Yo

If what you're saying is that you had slain yourself before he gave his terms during his LR, then I don't think it counts as denying his LR as he had not even given his terms prior to the slay. Just summing that up based on what was provided by baddie-mcBaddie up there. Also, so long as opinions are being given, isn't that LR a little, I don't know, wrong? Just sounds weird to me: Blue: "Alright, what's your last request prisoner." Red: "To kill all Blues." Blue: "OKEE DOKEE. HERE, HAVE A GUN. HAVE FUN!" :coffee:

Something that plagues nearly every clan/community. Even if xG and SnG weren't under good terms, I commend him in taking it down before things got too crazy.

>Joins >Leaves >Joins >Leaves >Joins >Leaves >"You have been banned for 5 minutes"

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