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  1. Goblin

    penis hehe

  2. Goblin
    FALALALALALALALALALALA FUCK
    1. Goblins

      Goblins

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiFqTkI7fU4 This is what I thought of instantly.
    2. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Too many Fal's
  3. Goblin

    Ur a fuking gay ked
  4. Goblin
    Remember kids, stay in school or might end up working in a saw warehouse working holidays with no sick days.
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    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      Yes
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      Help me
    4. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      c a r p e t s a r e l i f e
  5. Goblin
    When you feed irl https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WBU198BPwzI
    1. DrunkOlLunk

      DrunkOlLunk

      rip jacob630, "mid or feed"
  6. Goblin
    Penus.
    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      same
    2. Hushpuppy

      Hushpuppy

      Take it back
  7. Goblin
    If angels could play music. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JwYX52BP2Sk
  8. Goblin

    Reaper is a total babe
  9. Goblin
    ♫ And the men who hold high places, Must be the ones who start, To mold a new reality, Closer to the heart ♫
  10. Goblin
    Tits
    1. Nu_13

      Nu_13

      had to like it, before going to bed
    2. Egossi

      Egossi

      diddlies
  11. Goblin
    tfw you wake up to loud orgasms
    1. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      tfw you wake up to 15 incredible rat tricks
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      I dearly wish that I had woken up to that. It would have been a lot more incredible.
    3. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      get on steam
  12. Goblin
    Snapchat : tylerjlynch
  13. Goblin
    Ayy it's ya boys Birthdayy
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    2. Egossi

      Egossi

      yeah you fatso we can start cyberbullying you again as its no longer your birthday haha loser
    3. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      dude same
    4. Goblin

      Goblin

      @[51525:@Egossi] Hey frig off meanie fat face I don't tolerate bullies!!!!
  14. Goblin
    That's the fucking dankest profile pic ever.
    1. Goblin

      Goblin

      http://m.imgur.com/2iqju?r
  15. Goblin
    Finally have someone to fucking be my Old School Runescape Battle Buddy. It's hype.
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      When you have to make a new account bc gou forgot all about the login info of the first 4 accounts xd. Rip the lvl 90 accs
  16. Goblin
    May 9th is going to be lit
    1. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      happy b-day! (jk what's actually happening?)
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      You had it right the first time @[51691:@Tomahawk]
    3. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      that's lit cuz my b-day is may 10th @[51503:@Goblin]
  17. Goblin
    When you play Mario kart at a friend's for 8 hours and on the ride home you think you have to drift into curves and look for the power-ups.
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    2. DemonicDisaster

      DemonicDisaster

      OMFG I WAS FEELING LIKE THAT FOR DAYS
    3. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      but which Mario kart? wii/64 master race obviously
    4. Hushpuppy

      Hushpuppy

      I have no idea what mario cart has to do with this. This is just a normal thing to do.
  18. Goblin
    Oh how fine is that a s s. I'll sip your titty out of a glass, unf. Bars.
    1. Goblins

      Goblins

      But I got Dr. Pepper in this cup, c'mere girl and let me grab that butt. Fast cars zoomin' out the lot all loud. No one killing my vibes. All these guys tryin', but I've got all the time. Livin' legend Juicy G representing the great family. Got your girl showing me those titties. Lit life, lit life. What a time to be alive.
    2. Egossi

      Egossi

      Don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone. Bars
  19. Goblin
    me in public. only difference is that the girls are cops trying to arrest me and the guitar is my dick.
  20. Goblin
    15 incredible sad boys
  21. Goblin
    ooooh this is fucking wicked https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KsMKOx6fumc
    1. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      so that goblin is the subject of workplace bullying?
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      More like the subject of a life they wish they could get more out of.
    3. Egossi

      Egossi

      sick dance moves man
  22. Goblin
    I would inflate an inflatable pool and fill it up with sherm and get butt naked and oil myself, nigga. WELCOME TO MY LIFE.
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      did someone say oil wrestling?
    2. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Goblins think alike I guess
  23. Goblin
    Happy bir- i mean `belated` birthday !
  24. Goblin
    why the fuck am I still seeing ron paul
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    2. Bone

      Bone

      It is the curse of Ron Paul. Soon, you too will become Ron Paul
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      Wtf @[107469:@SnowyMinion] You are always Ron Paul
    4. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      I came to haunt you
  25. Goblin
    When you've been up for three days prepping for an exam and you begin hallucinating and start to feel like you are outside of your bod.
    1. NitNat

      NitNat

      I worry for your soul