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  1. Goblin
    Ayy it's ya boys Birthdayy
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    2. Egossi

      Egossi

      yeah you fatso we can start cyberbullying you again as its no longer your birthday haha loser
    3. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      dude same
    4. Goblin

      Goblin

      @[51525:@Egossi] Hey frig off meanie fat face I don't tolerate bullies!!!!
  2. Goblin
    Sniff My Gooch. ( °٢° )
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    2. Haruka

      Haruka

      But how long are the hours?
    3. Marceline

      Marceline

      69
    4. Haruka

      Haruka

      I'm in
  3. Goblin
    R.I.P. Goblin he died, dried up in the sun.
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    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      Your sandcastle shall bring me honor and allow me to pass into the afterlife.
    3. Nu_13

      Nu_13

      and in the afterlife, you will be a spooky ghost to spook and hang out...or do something that ghosts do...i dunno.
    4. Goblin

      Goblin

      Sounds like a pretty sweet deal
  4. Goblin
    My neighboring city just got shiit on by hooligans.
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    2. Thunder

      Thunder

      rip that cvs pharmacy in baltimore
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      That was literally the only thing going for that part of Baltimore.
    4. Marceline

      Marceline

      Lol rip
  5. Goblin
    Turning 19 on the 9th. Woo.
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    2. Tsuchikure

      Tsuchikure

      too lazy* sorry my hand was being lazy there. kippa.
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      damn that nig needs some 5 hour energy.
    4. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      Turning 2 on the 2nd. yay.
  6. Goblin
    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=srrB5dUr_lU @[106854:@Goblins] @[107706:@BlankThePervert] @[51642:@Hachi] this song goes in hard.
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    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      ^ @[51480:@Nomulous] Please.
    3. Nomulous

      Nomulous

      @[2087:@Ohstopyou]
    4. Goblin

      Goblin

      That shit aint even half as dank as Astley
  7. Goblin
    On the afternoon of April 7th and April 8th 2015 xG member Bello Waldi was attacked by a sexual predator going by the name of Lord_Grenth. After this encounter Bello's life would never be the same. Together we can help to prevent sexual predators from joining xG by going to our website at www.youporn.com or call the toll free number 180-388-mycock that's 180-388-mycock
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    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      Tyland
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      And u are the bean predator
    4. Lord_Grenth

      Lord_Grenth

      run! before the Bean Pred gets you ^-^
  8. Goblin
    Gubs got 99 problems and the Grinch's Dick ain't one. (╯◕_◕)╯
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    2. DCook

      DCook

      Welllll. How sure of that are you?
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      I don't even know anymore
    4. DCook

      DCook

      So like, 99% sure.
  9. Goblin
    why the fuck am I still seeing ron paul
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    2. Bone

      Bone

      It is the curse of Ron Paul. Soon, you too will become Ron Paul
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      Wtf @[107469:@SnowyMinion] You are always Ron Paul
    4. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      I came to haunt you
  10. Goblin
    Remember kids, stay in school or might end up working in a saw warehouse working holidays with no sick days.
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    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      Yes
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      Help me
    4. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      c a r p e t s a r e l i f e
  11. Goblin
    Moongob, Moongob, can't you see?
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    2. Ohstopyou

      Ohstopyou

      That everybody wanna put they hands on me.
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      @[51525:@Egossi] I just love your racist ways.
    4. Egossi

      Egossi

      @[51503:@Goblin] I guess that's why their mom is green and you're so great
  12. Goblin
    When you play Mario kart at a friend's for 8 hours and on the ride home you think you have to drift into curves and look for the power-ups.
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    2. DemonicDisaster

      DemonicDisaster

      OMFG I WAS FEELING LIKE THAT FOR DAYS
    3. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      but which Mario kart? wii/64 master race obviously
    4. Hushpuppy

      Hushpuppy

      I have no idea what mario cart has to do with this. This is just a normal thing to do.
  13. Goblin
    Fehg
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    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      lul fayget git ai lyfe
    3. Fink

      Fink

      ill 360bleechskoep u akross da map
    4. Marceline

      Marceline

      wot
  14. Goblin
    Gub's prom date has got a fat ass booty ლ(◉◞౪◟◉ლ) #bootylicious
    1. DrLee

      DrLee

      Is it me?
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      Yeh, Prom?
    3. DrLee

      DrLee

      Ty yes
  15. Goblin
    Dayman. Destroyer of the Nightman.
    1. Moosty

      Moosty

      HE'S A MASTER OF KARATE, AND FRIENDSHIP. FOR EVERYONE.
    2. Nu_13

      Nu_13

      but what about the midnight man?
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      hoho we know what he's doin but we aren't aloud to say
  16. Goblin
    Buying a prom tux is harder than I thought . _ .'
    1. Haruka

      Haruka

      Next hardest thing: Weeding tux. huehuehueh #LetsGetMarreidMom
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      #incest2spooky4me
    3. Haruka

      Haruka

      Much too spooky
  17. Goblin
    ( ಠ◡ಠ ) Gub be climbing in your windows.
    1. Marceline

      Marceline

      Plz
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      K
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      brt ( ಠ◡ಠ )
  18. Goblin
    Sex
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      Fuсk
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      DUDE WHAT THE HECK MATE?!?!
    3. Egossi

      Egossi

      15 amazing rat tricks
  19. Goblin
    tfw you wake up to loud orgasms
    1. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      tfw you wake up to 15 incredible rat tricks
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      I dearly wish that I had woken up to that. It would have been a lot more incredible.
    3. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      get on steam
  20. Goblin
    Wow. I'm surprised I know that picture is from "Fooly Cooly"
    1. DemonicDisaster

      DemonicDisaster

      I freakin love that show
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      Ye very funny butt show tbh! Some of it confused the frick outta me tho hahah like the highschool chick legit wanted a sexual relationship with the kid
    3. DemonicDisaster

      DemonicDisaster

      XDD I KNOW
  21. Goblin
    Geh. Berm Lives near me.
    1. Barmithian

      Barmithian

      :(
    2. DrLee

      DrLee

      That's why it smells so much.
    3. Barmithian

      Barmithian

      omg r00d
  22. Goblin
    Gub needs more Dr. Pepper.
    1. Marceline

      Marceline

      You'll get diabetes
    2. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      Me too gub, me too.
    3. Fink

      Fink

      You need some good ole' fashion cola?
  23. Goblin
    Bye cool guys.
    1. Marceline

      Marceline

      bye
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      bye
    3. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      But but but no :c
  24. Goblin
    Working at Barnes & Noble is slowly making me Homophobic.
    1. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      Lol how
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      Oh god you don't even know.
    3. Ohstopyou

      Ohstopyou

      Wat why :c
  25. Goblin
    May 9th is going to be lit
    1. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      happy b-day! (jk what's actually happening?)
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      You had it right the first time @[51691:@Tomahawk]
    3. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      that's lit cuz my b-day is may 10th @[51503:@Goblin]