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Goblin

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Status Updates posted by Goblin

  1. Girl blew my mind when she told me The Lion King is actually Hamlet.
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      Just your mind?
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      Mmh nah ;^)
    3. Egossi

      Egossi

      she's also blown his tits out
  2. Hookie what the fug, yo. Ur profile picture is 2spooky assfuck 4 me.
    1. Haruka

      Haruka

      Lemmie change it just or you then, senpai
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      My glob hooki what taste you have in fein ert. • ^ •
    3. Haruka

      Haruka

      I know huh
  3. ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʳᵘᵗʰ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ˢᵉᵗ ʸᵒᵘ ᶠʳᵉᵉ
    1. Swift

      Swift

      last time i did that everyone on the server got pissed off at me
    2. Marceline

      Marceline

      i cant read that
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      ᵗʰᵉ ᵗʳᵘᵗʰ ʷᶦᶫᶫ ᶰᵉᵛᵉʳ ˢᵉᵗ ᵇᵉᵉᶫ ᶠʳᵉᵉ
  4. ~The Bithday Beel~
    1. Marceline

      Marceline

      yes the bithday beel
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      yeh niggy
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      I just realized where I fucked up here.
  5. I can finally walk outside and not die of hypothermia.
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      Walk outside? You're American for god's sake! Hahaha, what a joke!
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      I'm sorry it's not hot enough out here for me to have to wear bed sheets outside like u turkeys.
    3. Jon_N64
  6. ooooh this is fucking wicked https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=KsMKOx6fumc
    1. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      so that goblin is the subject of workplace bullying?
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      More like the subject of a life they wish they could get more out of.
    3. Egossi

      Egossi

      sick dance moves man
  7. When you realize Slade from Teen Titans is Deathstroke...
    1. Fink

      Fink

      How'd you not know that, you uncultured swine?
    2. Egossi

      Egossi

      When you realize Deadpool is Deathstroke..
  8. I'm snowed in. Send help.
    1. Ohstopyou

      Ohstopyou

      WHEN AND WHERE BB. I'LL BE THERE.
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      Now and Maryworld pls hurry I ran out of poptarts
  9. Fite me (╹◡╹)凸
    1. Marceline

      Marceline

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    2. Haruka

      Haruka

      Meet me at Pax. Lets go.
  10. Guys I think the place I live is in a twilight zone weather paradox.
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      quick move to turkey before its too late
    2. ArminArmout

      ArminArmout

      same here, it was 13 degrees last week and now its 50
  11. Am I cool yet Mommy?
  12. hooki is a brownie.
  13. I got trashed.
    1. SnowyMinion
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      I woulda hit u up that shize was lit since 8 lmao
  14. Gub can't fug younger gurls dis friday, gg. Birfday on mey 9th.
    1. Fink

      Fink

      ur an adult nao.
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      shhhhh ;-;
  15. Post a selfie of yourself.
    1. Ohstopyou

      Ohstopyou

      Next time it's sunny out, and I go hiking, I will :]
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      *CLICK* noice.
  16. Dorks did 9/11
    1. Goblins

      Goblins

      Anti-Dork Baptist Church
    2. Giraffes

      Giraffes

      Leave the Ed-boys out of this, OR FEEL THE WRATH OF THE SON OF A SHEPERD
  17. FALALALALALALALALALALA FUCK
    1. Goblins

      Goblins

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiFqTkI7fU4 This is what I thought of instantly.
    2. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Too many Fal's
  18. You can only post threads on a computer but there should be a black square button saying start new thread.
    1. Kart

      Kart

      kk thank you for you help Goblin
    2. Goblin
  19. stole Kbrazzle's stash of kush.
    1. kbraszzz

      kbraszzz

      I won't need it till 4/20.
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      Hopefully the Easter bunny will bring you more then.
  20. Who the hell is in the kitchen with Dinah?
    1. Haruka

      Haruka

      It's someone you know.
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      Boy can she blow that horn.
  21. Tits
    1. Nu_13

      Nu_13

      had to like it, before going to bed
    2. Egossi

      Egossi

      diddlies
  22. Oh how fine is that a s s. I'll sip your titty out of a glass, unf. Bars.
    1. Goblins

      Goblins

      But I got Dr. Pepper in this cup, c'mere girl and let me grab that butt. Fast cars zoomin' out the lot all loud. No one killing my vibes. All these guys tryin', but I've got all the time. Livin' legend Juicy G representing the great family. Got your girl showing me those titties. Lit life, lit life. What a time to be alive.
    2. Egossi

      Egossi

      Don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone, don't let me into my zone. Bars
  23. Hop On the Gub Train <( ͡° ͜> ͡°)>
    1. Fink

      Fink

      dont touch me like last time k dad?
    2. Goblin

      Goblin

      No I'll touch everyone on the gub train
  24. I would inflate an inflatable pool and fill it up with sherm and get butt naked and oil myself, nigga. WELCOME TO MY LIFE.
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      did someone say oil wrestling?
    2. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Goblins think alike I guess