shwash

Yeah -1

Yeah -1

Yeah -1

-1 barely skimmed. It's a slur because as kart said, the history is so atrocious. What black people do (not all by the way) to reclaim language is their business and not the domain of a gaming community.

Go to a black guy and call him a nigga, see what fucking happens.

It's not sunday but it's still so damn real out here tbh. Send help.

YO HO HO! THE TIME HAS FINALLY DAWNED!
 
Shwash's Scammer Shitposts have just went nautical.

As much as scammers are poor, lazy, stupid, and unmotivated wastes of humanity, I enjoyed how this guy played along.
Enjoy this one! He was another impersonator. Steamrep page is down here:

 
Here is the backpack link he posted:
https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198076020691
 
I hope you all may sing many-a-shanty and unearth lots of doubloons!

YO HO HO! THE TIME HAS FINALLY DAWNED!
 
Shwash's Scammer Shitposts have just went nautical.

As much as scammers are poor, lazy, stupid, and unmotivated wastes of humanity, I enjoyed how this guy played along.
Enjoy this one! He was another impersonator. Steamrep page is down here:

 
Here is the backpack link he posted:
https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198076020691
 
I hope you all may sing many-a-shanty and unearth lots of doubloons!

WELCOME TO SCAMMER SHITPOSTS WITH SHWASH: PART 5!
"Curiosity" added me again!


What a surprise, he is a scammer.
 
I made an executive decision, I will be a bit sparing on using the pirate impression for these, since I just had a failure the last time I tried.
I promise, it will come eventually.....
 
ANYWAYS, "Curiosity" added me again. Like all other scammers, he asked for my Molten Mallard Scotsman's Stove Pipe.
Here are the chat logs:

I have decided to play my next character that I made up on the spot: Baron Reginald Thomas Wartlesbeck VIII; Fleet Admiral, Gentleman, Top Hat Enthusiast, and Champion of the Art of Barter.
Enjoy this shitty meme.
 
and I promise:

WELCOME TO SCAMMER SHITPOSTS WITH SHWASH: PART 5!
"Curiosity" added me again!


What a surprise, he is a scammer.
 
I made an executive decision, I will be a bit sparing on using the pirate impression for these, since I just had a failure the last time I tried.
I promise, it will come eventually.....
 
ANYWAYS, "Curiosity" added me again. Like all other scammers, he asked for my Molten Mallard Scotsman's Stove Pipe.
Here are the chat logs:

I have decided to play my next character that I made up on the spot: Baron Reginald Thomas Wartlesbeck VIII; Fleet Admiral, Gentleman, Top Hat Enthusiast, and Champion of the Art of Barter.
Enjoy this shitty meme.
 
and I promise:

WELCOME TO SCAMMER SHITPOSTS WITH SHWASH: PART 5!
"Curiosity" added me again!


What a surprise, he is a scammer.
 
I made an executive decision, I will be a bit sparing on using the pirate impression for these, since I just had a failure the last time I tried.
I promise, it will come eventually.....
 
ANYWAYS, "Curiosity" added me again. Like all other scammers, he asked for my Molten Mallard Scotsman's Stove Pipe.
Here are the chat logs:

I have decided to play my next character that I made up on the spot: Baron Reginald Thomas Wartlesbeck VIII; Fleet Admiral, Gentleman, Top Hat Enthusiast, and Champion of the Art of Barter.
Enjoy this shitty meme.
 
and I promise:

Being shitfaced hasn't stopped me, it is all dependent on the person.
Saying this, I will alter my original decision of neutrality in favor of giving a +1 to Logic for probationary mod.
This sort of uncertainty on whether he can perform the job or not is exactly what the position "Probationary Moderator" was made for.

Haven't player much with Logic so I can't really give my opinion.
 
On a completely different note, "gateway drug" theories are irrelevant as the argument is circular. Being exposed to harder drugs isn't a direct side effect of the gateway drug in question, merely the result of the drug being labeled "gateway". In this way the issue is with the law and not the "gateway" drug. Put another way, if weed is illegal, it is poor reasoning to keep it illegal solely because in its current illegal state pursuing the purchase of it may expose one to the purchase of other more dangerous illegal drugs. The same hypothetical negative effect would be seen if hamburger "users" were forced to buy their patties in back allies and street corners.
 
(There are legitimate negative effects to use of marijuana, as just by its own nature it leads to temporarily impaired rational thought and awareness of surroundings, while possible more permanent risks may be, inhaling carcinogens and contracting bronchitis.)
 
I really don't give a crap about anyone's opinion on weed though, it's almost completely irrelevant, just want to address a logical fallacy.

Honestly these responses are just ignorance. Weed is objectively safer/less judgement affecting than alcohol, and we let people of legal age drink. weed is legal where I am and I'm high on the servers fairly often (I've kind of been cutting back in general but that's personal and beside the point) someone being fit for staff really doesn't have much to do with intoxicants. If you abuse because you're drunk/high then you weren't fit staff, it wasn't the drugs fault. As for forgetfullness yeah he might miss a chat spam here or there, but we all do that anyway, nobody can read it 24/7. If he's fit staff his choice of how to relax has no effect on that, and if it does, he was never fit staff.
 
Tl;dr mature people gonna be mature, immature people gonna be immature, stop blaming substances and blame yourself, because it's your fault. Drugs and drink don't make good staff go bad, those people just were bad staff.
 
As for the thread +1 for probationary mod. I talked to him today about this and the rules and he's got a good head on his shoulders. I honestly don't think him winding down with some bud is going to drastically change that, because it doesn't drastically change people.

Hinting towards your demotion :thinking:

Until yesterday, that statement was actually very true; I hadn't showered in 9 days, I was backcountry camping.

@james8470 you smell bad.

Welcome back, it's been awhile! Haven't seen you in years, man! ;)
 
But really, that was pretty easy. I wonder if I could use steam support to hijack @shwash 's account :troll:
Maybe that's how the hacker got your account in the first place? Punk'ed steam support. :ROFLMAO:

I decided to have a little fun with the scammer.
I was told to go to OPskins and I logged in.
I started to inspect element the page as if I actually went through the trade.
 
 
Never tell your password to anyone.
TheSupremePatriot: Can I help you?
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: hello
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: sorry for disturbance
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: i just want to ask if your unusual is up for a trade?
TheSupremePatriot: Sure
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: do you accept pure keys offer or 1 to 1 trading unusual ?
TheSupremePatriot: either or is fine
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: btw feel free to check my stuff Steam Community :: -».•´Purplicious`•.«- :: Item Inventory
TheSupremePatriot: wow
TheSupremePatriot: nice backpack!
TheSupremePatriot: What unusuals of yours would you be able to trade for my unusual?
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: just choose from my stuff and i will check the price
TheSupremePatriot: Disco Beat Down Gilded Guard?
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: wait lemme check the price
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: yes its up .
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: still there?
TheSupremePatriot: yes
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: if we deal then send me your trade offer link so that i can send you offer
TheSupremePatriot: Why do I have to send you my link?
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: so that i can send you trade offer since i private my inventory for the reason of to avoid spam traders and red flag items
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: you with me ?
TheSupremePatriot: I mean aren't you like one of the top tier traders? Why would you get scammed?
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: i dont get scammed . i got traded red flags items
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: and i cant market it on skins
-».•´Purplicious`•.«- is not available to trade. More information will be shown to -».•´Purplicious`•.«- if they invite you to trade.
TheSupremePatriot: invite me to trade, that would work
TheSupremePatriot: I dont have quick access to my link rn
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: i cant since i private my inventory
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: if you have access problem then maybe we will just talk later then ?
TheSupremePatriot: Not an access problem
TheSupremePatriot: it just will take a few minutes .
TheSupremePatriot: Actually it is in my blurb
TheSupremePatriot: on my profile
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: i cant find it sorry
TheSupremePatriot: Its under the Trade Information heading
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: please take it for me please
TheSupremePatriot: Steam Community
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: thank you give me sec lemme get my phone
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: btw do you use opskins since i am a skins trader . i will convert unusual to skins before reselling it
TheSupremePatriot: I have not used it yet.
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: ohh i see. can we check a couple of minutes if your unusual is opskins marketable or not bro ?
TheSupremePatriot: sure
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: i dont want to buy not opskins marketable since it will just stack on my inventory
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: okay just go to Buy & Sell CSGO, H1Z1 & PUBG Skins & Items | OPSkins Marketplace. and log in
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: tell me if you logged in
TheSupremePatriot: this looks like its just for csgo, i dont see tf2 items
TheSupremePatriot: how u converty
TheSupremePatriot: ?*
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: the unusual will be converted to skins .
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: thats what i do
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: btw i cant send you offer since its not your trade offer link
TheSupremePatriot: I copy pasted it as it was
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: its not
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: click your inventory > trade offers > who can send me trade offers > trade offer link URL
TheSupremePatriot: Steam Community
TheSupremePatriot: thats all i see
TheSupremePatriot: if im still missing something, try using that link in my profile... the word is "Here" that you click
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: its not
TheSupremePatriot: What am I missing from the link?
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: its not the your trade offer link
TheSupremePatriot: can you give me an example of what I need?
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: follow this step okay
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: click your inventory
TheSupremePatriot: k
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: click trade offers
TheSupremePatriot: k
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: click who can send me trade offers
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: done ?
TheSupremePatriot: I think si
TheSupremePatriot: so*
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: thired -party site
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: there is a URL
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: copy that
TheSupremePatriot: ok
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: i hope you found it
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: done ?
TheSupremePatriot: i think
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: send it to me so that we can proceed
TheSupremePatriot: Steam Community
TheSupremePatriot: ohh i was missing token, my bad.
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: okay i see
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: now lets proceed checking
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: did you already log in to Buy & Sell CSGO, H1Z1 & PUBG Skins & Items | OPSkins Marketplace. ?
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: bud
TheSupremePatriot: yea? sorry my steam just froze
TheSupremePatriot: im logged in yes
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: okay cool
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: next click SELL
TheSupremePatriot: ok
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: done?
TheSupremePatriot: done
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: click tf.2 and find your unusual
TheSupremePatriot: ok
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: done ?
TheSupremePatriot: ye
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: change the price of your unusual to 5000$ since we are not selling it we are just checking if its marketable or not
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: done ?
TheSupremePatriot: wait how did it know what item to find? i didnt click it yet.
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: what do you mean ?
TheSupremePatriot: i got a trade requesting the item
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: from ?
TheSupremePatriot: i didnt click the unusual on the website yet
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: from what ?
TheSupremePatriot: from bot69
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: opskins bot ?
TheSupremePatriot: yes
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: it is automatic generated opskins . i told you unusuals will be converted to skins
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: bots in opskins is automatic generated program . it sends key offer when a traded log in to check if the unusual they have is marketable or not
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: after responding to opskins bot key offer go back to your opskins inventory
TheSupremePatriot: ok
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: after responding to bot key offer then go to your opskins inventory and send me screenshot
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: brother ?
TheSupremePatriot: working on it
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: dont forget to screenshot your opskins inventory after confirming the opskins bot key offer
TheSupremePatriot: [MEDIA=imgur]XeQE1o2[/MEDIA]
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: okay go to your opskins inventory
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: its not yet in your opskins inventory
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: since the price is still the 5000$ we made
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: you need to respond to opskinsbot key offer and check your opskins inventory
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: and send me screenshot
TheSupremePatriot: [MEDIA=imgur]u3S9ERz[/MEDIA]
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: lol your unsual is still in your inventory
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: you must accept the que offer first
-».•´Purplicious`•.«-: are you editing the site?
TheSupremePatriot: Are you impersonating? Bitch!
-».•´Purplicious`•.«- is now Offline.
 
 
Duration : About 30 minutes
 
Scammer’s Profile : Steam Community :: -».•´Purplicious`•.«-
Scammers Bot Impersonator Account : Steam Community :: [OPSKINS] Bot #0069

The alt account has 23 hours in tf2, no years of service badge, and is only friends with volk.
 
There isn't a video clip of him saying something in voice chat, but it could not be anymore obvious.

Have fun, knurd.

@Tatost AVAST YE SCURVY DOG! THAT ITEM IN PARTICULAR WOULD LOSE YE 40 KEGS O' RUM AND 500 GOLD DOUBLOONS! YARRRRRRGH!

FIRST OF ALL I was happy about me getting a huge discount because I knew what I was talking about. SECOND, the problem wasn't the modem, but ComEd (electricity provider) damaging a piece of hardware when removing branches from a powerline. Whenever some weight was put on the cables, the internet would be knocked out for everyone who had AT&T in our area (us and 3 other houses). Squirrels and raccoons were DDOSing my house essentially.

FIRST OF ALL I was happy about me getting a huge discount because I knew what I was talking about. SECOND, the problem wasn't the modem, but ComEd (electricity provider) damaging a piece of hardware when removing branches from a powerline. Whenever some weight was put on the cables, the internet would be knocked out for everyone who had AT&T in our area (us and 3 other houses). Squirrels and raccoons were DDOSing my house essentially.

That is the greatest challenge.