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Goblins

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  1. My GF got a motorcycle. I've never been more proud.
  2. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TFrMDGfW_Sg YYYYYYAAAAAASSSS
  3. GTA V added a rally car replica of the Audi Quatro. What a time to be alive.
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      i wanna race dude hmu
  4. Got dirt between my toes.
    1. Goblin

      Goblin

      FUKIN MEEPO
  5. I come through with helicopters
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      like i do in gta?
  6. No need for the gun to get respect on the streets.
    1. Goblin

      Goblin

      But damn if I don't feel safe keistering a 12 gauge while walking in them.
  7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQTcRxPsoMo
    1. Bone

      Bone

      Oh god, thank you for reminding me that the Rick Astley version exists
  8. Trashy rap battles #JustBellosChannelThings
    1. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      bandz a make her dance these cheeks clappin' and aint usin hands
  9. Shift knob is coming in. Stay tuned for some spicy install video on snapchat.
  10. When I'm fucked up, that's the real me.
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      mind if i fuck you up then? ;)))
  11. Life is a job, and it's almost time to clock out.
    1. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      I dont know if that's deep or edgy, or both.
  12. Dinner never tasted this good https://soundcloud.com/hamburgerhelper/sets/watch-the-stove
    1. Forge

      Forge

      https://soundcloud.com/nada-qatr-2/german-military-marches?in=ashby-marino/sets/ww2-songs
  13. All I ever wanted was syrup in my Sprite.
    1. Bone

      Bone

      Cough Syrup? I think they call that a "Sleepy Sprite" in my neighborhood
  14. A broke hoe can only point me to a reach hoe.
    1. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      Black Beatles :)
  15. Accidentally flicked cigarette ashe into my coffee. Today is going to be rough.
  16. Smoking cigarettes till my mouth tastes ashy.
    1. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      smoke 10 blunts wont get no higher
  17. Nevermind, no hope at all lol
    1. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      deude suicide concert 09/1/17 that was 20 days ago were u dere fam ?
  18. [Internal memeing]
    1. Haruka

      Haruka

      NICO NICO NI
  19. anime_irl: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h20wcOmyhW8
    1. Goblin

      Goblin

      Literally everything related to that video is hentai.
  20. Kill Yourself (Part III) is back on Spotify. $uicideBoy$ mang
    1. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      And Antarctica and a whole bunch of older albums! Tremendous!
  21. I've got a real big team. That needs big rings. The needs nice things. Better be coming with no strings.
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      dope rhymes, hot record, imma check out yo mixtape
  22. Slob on my knob. Like corn on the cob.
    1. DemonicDisaster

      DemonicDisaster

      Get on the bed. And give me head.
  23. Everyone at my job got Christmas bonuses except me. So fucking pissed.
    1. Ohstopyou

      Ohstopyou

      Bae, you deserve all of the bonuses