Rhododendron 994 Posted April 27, 2016 ^granted, but your bowel movements will cause cramps I wish I wasn't always dehydrated Granted but you bloat up and die. I wish whoever quoted me dies. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nu_13 84 Posted April 27, 2016 ^granted, but your bowel movements will cause cramps I wish I wasn't always dehydrated ^granted, but the drink in which you will never be dehydrated will be piss. I wish for a pony Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OneGlove 54 Posted April 27, 2016 (edited) Granted but you bloat up and die. I wish whoever quoted me dies. Granted, but I live in another life. ^granted, but the drink in which you will never be dehydrated will be piss. I wish for a pony Granted, but whenever you walk behind it it kicks you in the genitals. I wish that I wasn't so stupid Edited April 28, 2016 by Rhododendron (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nu_13 84 Posted April 28, 2016 [quote=Granted, but whenever you walk behind it it kicks you in the genitals. I wish that I wasn't so stupid Granted, but only you'll believe that I wish for nothing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Egossi 1017 Posted April 28, 2016 ^Granted, but that means you get something I wish for Nu to stop being a weeb and silence to stop being a jew Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nu_13 84 Posted April 28, 2016 ^Granted, but that means you get something I wish for Nu to stop being a weeb and silence to stop being a jew ^Granted, but that will never happen I wish vape was a thing for hipsters Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OneGlove 54 Posted April 28, 2016 ^granted, but hipsters make you gag everytime they walk by I wish that cringe wasn't a thing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChickenPanda 66 Posted April 28, 2016 ^granted, but hipsters make you gag everytime they walk by I wish that cringe wasn't a thing Not granted, because you exist. I wish @Liekos wasn't bad at every game ever. 3 Egossi, jaygoki and Nu_13 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jaygoki 237 Posted April 28, 2016 Not granted, because you exist. I wish @Liekos wasn't bad at every game ever. ^granted, but you're bad at every game ever. I wish I had infinite wishes that I could use for anything. 1 gryfons reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ChickenPanda 66 Posted April 28, 2016 ^granted, but you're bad at every game ever. I wish I had infinite wishes that I could use for anything. Granted, but all the wishes involve having something stuck up your ass. I wish I could get paid for being good at video games. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hidingmaster 19 Posted April 28, 2016 ^granted, but you're bad at every game ever. I wish I had infinite wishes that I could use for anything. ^Granted, but you must wait 50 years for each one to come true. I wish I didn't have to work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KSPlayer1337 83 Posted April 28, 2016 (edited) ^Granted, but you must wait 50 years for each one to come true. I wish I didn't have to work. ^granted, but your income would drop to nothing. i wish i was good at kerbal space program and tf2 Edited April 28, 2016 by Guest (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Egossi 1017 Posted April 28, 2016 (edited) ^granted but your computer no longer can run either one of those games with a higher FPS than 2 I wish I had infinite money on my steam wallet Edited April 28, 2016 by Guest (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OneGlove 54 Posted April 28, 2016 ^granted, but you can only use it on stupid anime games that you don't like I wish I didn't have high cholesterol 1 Egossi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
c0ldwinds 2 Posted April 28, 2016 ^granted, but now your super salty all the time. i wish i could successfully murder someone of my choice. 1 OneGlove reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites