Heisenberg 1 Posted September 28, 2011 ^Granted but now everyone is better than aimbots and can wallhack I wish Aegean! would close this thread to ♥♥♥♥ everyone off >:3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xepher 3 Posted September 28, 2011 ^granted, but a V2 version is made I wish I got some mountain dew Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Im_Aspire 0 Posted September 28, 2011 ^granted, but it is secretly Sprite >:3 Muhahahaha I wish for 3 more wishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted September 29, 2011 ^granted, but they can only be 1 letter long I wish I didn't 99.4mb of files Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
trifdign 0 Posted September 29, 2011 ^Granted, but half of your files are now viruses I wish I didn't have to do homework. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aegean 849 Posted September 29, 2011 ^granted but now you fail all your courses in school and live in a dumpster. I wish that this is the last wish in this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Aaron 0 Posted September 29, 2011 ^granted i have forum admins powers and this is locked now I wish i was fat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unique 0 Posted September 30, 2011 ^Granted but you then realize you look horrible and make an evil plan to end the world because you wasted your wish., the apocalypse was swift. Tears flowed like wine and the sirens could barely be heard over the screaming. Children were ripped from their mothers and placed on a metallic slide that dropped them into either a holding cell, which pumped their innards with lard until The Pecking commenced, or into a raging fire that sauteed their supple flesh with butter and garlic. There was no day or month or year to mark it, for all time had stopped. Perdition had unfurled. I wish I had a better pc Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vero 0 Posted September 30, 2011 ^ granted. but you can only use ms paint. I wish i had more wishes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Im_Aspire 0 Posted September 30, 2011 ^Granted, but you stole my wish ^granted, but they can only be 1 letter long I wish I didn't 99.4mb of files H.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Heisenberg 1 Posted September 30, 2011 ^Granted, but G.... I wish that my penis would stop falling off Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rhododendron 994 Posted April 22, 2016 ^granted but all wishes become impossible and cannot be granted. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OneGlove 54 Posted April 22, 2016 (edited) ^Granted, but the wishes are too good to stop now. I wish I had, like, 15000000 dollars or something. Edited April 22, 2016 by Guest (see edit history) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nu_13 84 Posted April 25, 2016 ^Granted, but the money you will have to pay back in 3x to some loan sharks. I wish for a girlfriend that is not bat shit crazy :coffee: 1 Tomahawk reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tomahawk 156 Posted April 27, 2016 (edited) ^Granted, but the wishes are too good to stop now. I wish I had, like, 15000000 dollars or something. Grave digging on a post from 2011....gg Edited April 27, 2016 by Guest (see edit history) 1 Egossi reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites