Wish/granted game

[Rhododendron 994]

^granted, but your bowel movements will cause cramps

I wish I wasn't always dehydrated

Granted but you bloat up and die.

I wish whoever quoted me dies.

[Nu_13 84]

^granted, but your bowel movements will cause cramps

I wish I wasn't always dehydrated

^granted, but the drink in which you will never be dehydrated will be piss.

I wish for a pony

[OneGlove 54]

Granted but you bloat up and die.

I wish whoever quoted me dies.

 

Granted, but I live in another life.

 

^granted, but the drink in which you will never be dehydrated will be piss.

I wish for a pony

 

Granted, but whenever you walk behind it it kicks you in the genitals.

 

I wish that I wasn't so stupid

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[Nu_13 84]

[quote=Granted, but whenever you walk behind it it kicks you in the genitals.

 

I wish that I wasn't so stupid

Granted, but only you'll believe that

I wish for nothing

[Egossi 1017]

^Granted, but that means you get something

I wish for Nu to stop being a weeb and silence to stop being a jew

[Nu_13 84]

^Granted, but that means you get something

I wish for Nu to stop being a weeb and silence to stop being a jew

^Granted, but that will never happen

I wish vape was a thing for hipsters

[OneGlove 54]

^granted, but hipsters make you gag everytime they walk by

I wish that cringe wasn't a thing

[ChickenPanda 66]

^granted, but hipsters make you gag everytime they walk by

I wish that cringe wasn't a thing

Not granted, because you exist.

I wish @Liekos wasn't bad at every game ever.

[jaygoki 237]

Not granted, because you exist.

I wish @Liekos wasn't bad at every game ever.

^granted, but you're bad at every game ever.

I wish I had infinite wishes that I could use for anything.

[ChickenPanda 66]

^granted, but you're bad at every game ever.

I wish I had infinite wishes that I could use for anything.

Granted, but all the wishes involve having something stuck up your ass.

I wish I could get paid for being good at video games.

[Hidingmaster 19]

^granted, but you're bad at every game ever.

I wish I had infinite wishes that I could use for anything.

 

^Granted, but you must wait 50 years for each one to come true.

 

I wish I didn't have to work.

[KSPlayer1337 83]

^Granted, but you must wait 50 years for each one to come true.

 

I wish I didn't have to work.

^granted, but your income would drop to nothing.

 

i wish i was good at kerbal space program and tf2

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[Egossi 1017]

^granted but your computer no longer can run either one of those games with a higher FPS than 2

I wish I had infinite money on my steam wallet

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[OneGlove 54]

^granted, but you can only use it on stupid anime games that you don't like

 

I wish I didn't have high cholesterol

[c0ldwinds 2]

^granted, but now your super salty all the time.

 

i wish i could successfully murder someone of my choice.