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one time i /spec'd all and blamed it on teezar. he got banned.

I take it back, this is the best thread of 2014. I also like Oh's and Cracklin' Oat Bran

fixed, thx.

Can we also get rid of razor electric beta v2? It's very, very bad. Glitches, missing textures, and very little to do. Not to be confused with electric razor. Tagging some higher-ups: @@MegaRobin @@Forest @@Hidingmaster

Hello, I'm Amy AKA Vanellope von Schweetz and I am a regular on Trade Gaming History TF2 server. :p If you play that server you will most likely have seen me either as a sniper, scout or pyro girl :kawaii: kawaii send me a friends request if you want. I'm always looking for new friends. :giggle:

So, I had to CT ban someone last night for mass freekilling, and he just came up with this hilarious sympathy story and I became curious. What has been your funniest or favorite ban experience? vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: will you plz un ct ban me [xG:M] Chicken Panda: no. [xG:M] Chicken Panda: you wait the week you were banned. [xG:M] Chicken Panda: and then it expires. vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: why [xG:M] Chicken Panda: THAT is how you get unbanned vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i waited all day yesterday [xG:M] Chicken Panda: also, please don't bug other admins about your ban. [xG:M] Chicken Panda: because I don't need you whining to me, nor other people. [xG:M] Chicken Panda: so please don't whine. vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: fine i will kill myself (the next part is where he messaged me on my phone after school, when I was hanging out with my girlfriend.) vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: hello [xG:M] Chicken Panda: Hi. vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i now hate hosptial's [xG:M] Chicken Panda: And uh. Why are you at a hospital? vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: lets just say i jumped out of a tree yesterday [xG:M] Chicken Panda: Why? .-. vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: because of yesterday [xG:M] Chicken Panda: Oh. [xG:M] Chicken Panda: Cool. [xG:M] Chicken Panda: "Son. Why'd you jump out of a tree?" vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i broke both my legs! [xG:M] Chicken Panda: THEY CT BANNED ME WAAAHHHH [xG:M] Chicken Panda: Lmao honestly. If you're that depressed over getting banned over a game, I applaud you sir. [xG:M] Chicken Panda: I had a great friend who killed himself due to major depression. So how about you stop fucking around, because it isn't funny. (this is true, but I thought I'd add it so he'd stop complaining which obviously didn't work.) vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i am not [xG:M] Chicken Panda: If you're in a hospital, explain how you're playing TF2 as we speak. vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i got out [xG:M] Chicken Panda: Oh, so you broke both your legs, and got out of the hospital in a single day. [xG:M] Chicken Panda: Seems legit. vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: im in canada [xG:M] Chicken Panda: Cool. What does that change, again? vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: great helath care [xG:M] Chicken Panda: Alright, may I ask what you're wearing right now? vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: a robe [xG:M] Chicken Panda: With two broken legs? vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: yea [xG:M] Chicken Panda: and what are on your legs? vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: casts [xG:M] Chicken Panda: Where did you break your legs? vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: outside [xG:M] Chicken Panda: I meant what part of your legs? vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: knee down [xG:M] Chicken Panda: So you broke your entire leg. [xG:M] Chicken Panda: From the knee down. vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: yea [xG:M] Chicken Panda: Well, I apologize I made you feel that way. I hope you have a hasty recovery. vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: its ok vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i am a forgiving person I was sort of being a dick, which I regret already, because I know that he's young and I probably shouldn't have said things that I did. But att that point I was kinda done with his bs and decided to ignore him. No idea why I kept him added, but I thought it was funny. SO. Now it's your turn to share. What was your funniest/favorite ban moment?

You smell chrono

thanks for taking me off the sublist faggot

@@Nomulous @@MuffinMonster

Canadians = lesser Americans True fact. Also, bleed you're permed for tagging me #rekt.

(This thread was recommended to you by @@Tsuchikure and @@Kyoko . They will take 95% of the blame for this thread) WELCOME TO THE xG ONAHOLE RECOMMENDATION THREAD Where we talk about the tightness of Onahole's and who should buy what. I will now give you Onahole recommendation for you members by tag. @@Rhododendron = I recommend this @@Yu_Narukami = I recommend this @@Tsuchikure = I recommend this @@Kyoko = I recommend this @@Genesis = I recommend this @@Bleed = I recommend this @@DeathGod = I recommend this @@DrLee = I recommend this @@Cristo = I recommend this That's all the recommendations for now. Sorry people I couldn't recommend things to. Happy Onaholing.

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CONGRATULATIONS! You have been accepted to join Xeno Gamers! To begin your membership, familiarize yourself with our rules listed here. This is highly important and knowing these rules will keep you safe from bans! Want to get Moderator? There are a few ways to earn admin! 1. Be active on TeamSpeak! To download TeamSpeak click here and then click 'Download Here' and download the appropriate client for your OS. Then just install, follow the 'Easy Setup' guide, and finally, click 'Connections' and 'Connect' and enter 'voice.xenogamers.com' in the 'Server Address' field. 2. Be active on the forums! This is one of the best ways to get your voice heard in Xeno Gamers! 3. Be active on the servers! This shows that you are committed to the clan! For a server list, click here. WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY! #Closed

Idk why, but lets hope it stays, we are having trails etc. Come back which may be influincing it.