Rhododendron

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Computers piss me off.

Too much.

Computers piss me off.

It's at the bottom right of the post.

It's at the bottom right of the post.

Recently, Matsi has posted this in the shoutbox giving his opinion on the Minecraft servers. However, it is extremely illiterate and very difficult to understand what the flying buddah he is saying! So let's analyze his statement:
 
Full Statement:
"well mostly seeing people say they got banned for "being in someone's house" lol that and all the stuff is banned... I wouldn't play on it just because all the stuff i hear/see about it, which is prolly why i have never even connected to it, well that and I already play one four others, three of which is my own server :)"
 
well mostly seeing people say they got banned for "being in someone's house" lol
How do you know people were banned by seeing them? You contradict yourself directly by telling us that 'they got banned'. Also using 'say' in the wrong tense get's you a few points off.
 
that and all the stuff is banned... I wouldn't play on it just because all the stuff i hear/see about it
What stuff? I assume you mean our Tekkit server, but that isn't up so that statement has no reasoning behind it. How can one absorb the knowledge that you are spewing out if you have no idea what's going on within the MC division? Then, to make matters worse, you state that you wouldn't play on it because of all the stuff you hear and/or see about it. First, you said you don't play on it SO HOW CAN YOU SEE ANYTHING?! What mouth-breather are you talking to that gives you information like that? Please, cite your sources since now you are plagiarizing and are going to be suspended.
 
which is prolly why i have never even connected to it
IF YOU HAVE NEVER CONNECTED TO IS THEN WHY SHOULD I TAKE INTO ACCOUNT THE OH-SO THOROUGH CONCERNS YOU ARE SHOWING?! YOU OBVIOUSLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE MICKEY YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT!

well that and I already play one four others, three of which is my own server :)
You already play one four others? What the hell does that mean? Oh! You mean ON for others, right? Oh, alright. Now, three of which is your own server? You should not be referring yourself as 'is' since it's grammatically incorrect. You should be using 'are' like a pirate :D Don't worry, you're already halfway to becoming one SINCE YOU'RE PISS DRUNK HALF THE TIME!

Final Grade:

EXPELLED FROM OUR FINE EDUCATIONAL ESTABLISHMENT

Reviving thread due to the recent updates being done on the Forums making this thread relevant again.

So, you've decided that you want to join xG?
 
In order to become a member of xG, the applicant must meet the following requirements:
You must be at least 13 years old. Not already a member of a different clan. Have minimum 12 hours on our servers (Subject to change at a later date)  After 2 days of your member application you will either get accepted or declined. If you are declined membership for any reason, you may not reapply for a minimum of 30 days. If there are issues with your application, you may get an extra 5 days maximum to fix and answer any problems, or it will be automatically declined. 4/7/2017
 
If you have left or got kicked out of xG, and are allowed to re-apply, you must have
5 positive vouches of which at least 2 must be from a Higher Up (Division Manager or higher) for your application to be accepted.  
Vouching guidelines:
Only existing members in xG are allowed to vouch. Your vouch may be deemed invalid if you fail to follow these guidelines.
When vouching +1/-1s for any applicant - please consider the following:
 
Is he/she active?. Does he/she listen to rules or admin directive when given? Or disrespect & break rules? Is he/she fun to play with? Be respectful with your comments. Why you feel the user should or should not become a member. Include maturity(M) and activity(A) ratings on a scale from 1 - 10. You are not to -1 any member you have never interacted with, hearsay / inactivity is not a valid reason.  
Failure to follow these guidelines will result in the rejection of your submission.
-Updated 3/20 - 2019
 
IF YOU ARE READY, CLICK HERE TO APPLY!

Jailbreak
 
-SM_Hosties, +Jailbreak.

Complete rewrite of SM_Hosties.
More optimized
 
Will likely swap back to 64 tick depending upon CPU usage in the following days

[*]Combined many plugins into one

Guard
Fixed glitch where if only 2 players are in the server, both are forced to T
Fixed exploit that allowed players to swap to CT without the queue

[*]Warden
[*]Gunplant
[*]Anti-ghost

The hidden death messages are now player specific
Kills LR gets will always be shown
Ts killing CTs will be hidden to CTs, but shown to Ts
CT kills will always be shown

[*]Open

Should open doors more consistently

[*]JB Logs

Now prints to console of admins/Ts and in a menu
Admins can access it via !jblogs
Logs vents, kills, damage, grenades, button presses.
Shows if victim had weapon out

[*]Swapteam


[*]Fixes crashes relating to knife animations, probably.
[*]Spectators can see team chat (If admin)
[*]49 Total LRs
[*]Creating new LRs is simple, and more will be actively developed
[*]When the map says things it will have a [MAP] prefix (Assuming the extension is enabled)
[*]The Jailbreak API can be found here if you wish to contribute. Its pretty well documented, and has a sample plugin if needed. View the wiki for more info.


 
Special Days Reduxx

LR is now disabled on predator days & war days.
Predator day changes
CTs are now 70% invisible
Ts no longer have infinite active ammo, only reserve ammo.
CT FOV lowered from 135 to 125
CT speed decreased from 2.1 to 1.75
CT health increase to 150
Fog has been added to cover CTs.
Lowered intensity of CT screen fade (alpha 70 to 60)

[*]The freeday hint message will no longer be shown if a day is active
[*]Selecting freeday will open a submenu of different freedays

Ninja Panda Freeday
Panda Freeday
Zombie Freeday
Normal Freeday

[*]Warday will open a submenu of areas, provided the map is setup.

If an area is selected, Ts are automatically given guns and cells are opened, and CTs are teleported to the area.
If the map isn't setup, then it proceeds as before.



 
Last CT

Ts are now given extra speed during pre-LCT
Replaced Late Night weapon scar20 with the bizon

You did threaten to leave SEVERAL times. Don't you remember when there was a member protest on Matsi? You literally said "If nothing gets done consider Bone's and my retirement."

You don't see the difference between having fun and breaking rules. You asked me to make it a rule to not gag other staff members because it annoys you, I talked to several staff members about that and they called it laughable.
You literally stalked the chat logs to monitor any activity. I'm not trying to justify abuse, but when it is something really minor and everybody is having fun, I do not see how anything is wrong about that.
You even told me to "fix" a ban @Vexx dealt without even asking @Vexx for the context. Hell, I even told Parasect to change his behavoir because it annoyed you, but yet you still say I ignore you.
You even called others out for accidently grabbing you once while you did it to me all the time. It just does not make sense overall.

"Can you make it a rule for staff not to gag each other and tell them to grow the fuck up." You act really disrespectful and I do not appreciate that. You called several staff members out for something really really minor.
I'm not gonna make rules that will just make even more staff leave.
 

If you change your mind on leaving, I would not mind giving you mod back. That's all I was implying. However, pretty sure @Rhododendron @kbraszzz @Scootaloo @Hidingmaster @Nomulous @Goblins @mrnutty12 @Rejects have to agree.

Hmm, were there any errors in the logs?

DNS issue and was fixed a day ago :)

and its over! thanks to everyone who played. should be ready and released shortly.
 
#Closed

The addon is under new management and the dev fixed the bugs!
 
#sweet

so after some further testing with @Bello on JB1 I tried again at downgrading SM 1.8 to 1.7.3 and all the buttons on the map worked!
I'll currently keep JB1 at SM 1.7.3 for the time being until there's a fix for 1.8

I forgot to note the changes:
 
trade_koganecity_b1 -> trade_koganecity_b1c
- night time
- songs are now labeled
 
trade_goldenrodcity_v1b -> trade_goldenrodcity_v1c
- night time

Yes it's under TF2_Jailbreak. Nom thinks its the cell door open aspect.

Some deathrun maps broke with last update. Can anybody confirm ? - AlliedModders
 
Others are reporting it. We have to wait for TF2 to release a fix.

The latest update broke a crap load of stuff and keeps crashing some servers with custom maps. We have turned these off or limited the resources they can use.

The latest update broke a crap load of stuff and keeps crashing some servers with custom maps. We have turned these off or limited the resources they can use.

lol

Yes it's easy but then it reflects bad on the community as a whole. Nobody wants to join the servers because anyone can simply purchase powers and have at it with the players.
 
It's probably not coming back.

too fancy for xG, bring back hub in 5 min.

Yes it's easy but then it reflects bad on the community as a whole. Nobody wants to join the servers because anyone can simply purchase powers and have at it with the players.
 
It's probably not coming back.