ChickenPanda

Don't you fucking dare become the next fucking Egossi.
 
EDIT: Switched location of the word fucking for better emphasis on how annoyed I am.
 
EDIT2: Added another one for further emphasis.

There was something on Reddit that said,
"I thought Robin Williams was going to be more of a stand-up comedian, but he kind of left us hanging."
Whoever created that, fuck you.
RIP Robin.
>lolimalittlelatebutthatsk

Sanic is also worth noting. From the side, it's very hard to headshot him.

Sanic is also worth noting. From the side, it's very hard to headshot him.

"chicken how do you post a thread i need to tell everyone im gonna be inactive."
 
1. you're welcome. <3
2. have fun, dont die.

I wanna go to Portugal o: have fun dude.

+1 fun dude to play with.
A: 8
M: 9

Changes every time.

active and knows the rules +1
a 10
m 9

Bump.

Hello, for most of you that know me, I'm back! For those that do not, I used to run the servers for around a year before @Nomulous, when I left to focus more on high school in order to get into the college I wanted to. I'm back, and I'm here to post my thoughts on changes that need to occur in order to solve the issue of money as well as making players stay on our servers. Take everything you see with a grain of salt, this is simply one man's opinions.





New Servers

The new servers, such as Freak Fortress 2 and Wario Ware are great servers, but there's much work needed to be done. In order to limit the amount of criticism taken from an unfinished server, I recommend either putting a password on the server and set a deadline for completion, such as next week Monday, or putting up advertisements stating the server is in Beta. Many plugins are missing on Freak Fortress, and I understand bosses may always be added, but there are a few basic plugins missing, such as



[TF2] The Amplifier - AlliedModders
[TF2]TauntCrits - AlliedModders
And other fixes, such as Goomba Stomp killing hale in 1 shot

These plugin need to be added sooner than later, and plenty of randoms have already joined the server, but have left either due to boredom or lack of originality. Many servers have a sticking feature, something that helps people come back. We have one. It's called hub.
 


Hub Plugin
Hub is the main feature of our servers, and after nearly two years of false promises, it's here on TF2. On some of the servers. And you can only buy some stuff on some servers. This needs to be fixed immediately. This should be the number one priority if you're worried about population. Having certain parts work on some parts here and there doesn't cut it. It needs to work on all servers in order to be successful. Please fix this issue by getting everything on all servers, especially the popular ones.
 


Donations
Nearly every single community accepts donations of some kind. Some communities have more effective means than others. The current donation system is horrid, with little explanation given to each tier. By that, I mean there's no way to learn what each tier gives you without going directly on the forums and searching for it, which puts off a lot of people. The current prices are also high. The top donation is 20 keys. The average key price a key is sold for on source-op is around 1.90$, give or take a few cents. That is about $38.00 for the maximum donation. It's stupid high, and almost out of reach for any given player. I guarantee you will see a maximum of one or two of these types of donations, if any at all.


What I recommend doing instead is putting all donation features on hub, like colorme, skeleton, and other plugins on the hub for a certain price, and
change it back to the old system, where donations give you a certain number of hub credits. 1 key or 20 keys will give hub credits. Also, accepting monetary donations would be better as well. Here's a sample conversion chart.

1$ = 1,000 Credits
1 Key = 1,750 Credits
10$ = 12,500 Credits
10 Keys = 20,000 Credits
and so on....

Then, make certain benefits, such as skeleton cost 2,500 credits, maybe more or less. This way it is still reachable for certain members that are active on the servers, but not too ridiculously expensive for those that wish to donate can't purchase in one go.
 


Admin Behavior
The strictness of certain admins has come to my attention recently. An admin is somebody who is supposed to set an example and punish those who break server rules, not to do what ever they please and ban those who offend them with the reason "admin disrespect." The order goes gag, kick, ban, not an immediate ban for one comment. I recently was banned for making a comment, no warning, or gag, not even a kick. SO please, if an admin is handing out bans for all the wrong reasons, such as to protect their ego, please discuss this with them. Many admins feel they may run rampant, and I understand that they are allowed more freedom, but banning and kicking without warning is a major issue that needs to be confronted.
 


Closing Thoughts
Xeno Gamers has always been a community that provides fun for those that wish to find it, but recently I feel we have drifted away from that and focused too much on money, and less on fun. We need to find at least a balance of those two, in order to prevent the community from collapsing on itself. Thanks for reading.
 

+1 BABY I MISS YOU OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU COME BACK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH SEXY BACON MISSES YOU.
okay, on a serious note, this is the only dude who knows my original gamer name (Donorcate.)
M: 10/10
A: 8/10

Division:

Team Fortress 2 In-Game Name:

Chicken Panda 2.0 Steam ID:

STEAM_0:1:91761934 Banned:

No Previously in xG:

Yes Active on Teamspeak:

No Age:

14 Further Information:

HAI BBYS.
You assholes just can't get rid of me, huh? <3
If you don't know who I am, lemme introduce thyself.
I am Chicken Panda, or Brenden if you prefer. *cough* niko. *cough*
I joined this clan when I was like 11, and I said I was 17 bc yknow. I wanted to be in it REALLY BAD. I ended up getting mod, and was in the clan for like a good what? 2 1/2 years? I've quit on and off, and this is one of the shortest breaks. I think. xD I swap between playing TF2, GW2, and WoW atm, and ofc it's summer, so I'm very active. HOWEVER, MY AIDS SCHOOL IS LIKE "OH YOURE COMING BACK JULY 31ST" SO THATS BALLS. If you have yet to see me on the JB or Pokemon servers, I say herro to you, and I hope we meet in the near future.
 
Yesh. This is a new account.
Why?
Whale. I trusted my retarded big-foreheaded blonde ass little glasses-wearing sister while I was out grocery shopping with my madre. She knows I trade, I value my items, etc. I bumped some trades on outpost before I left aaaaannnddd she wanted to play on my account so I was like k.
Phisher added her, blahblahblah. Me being a complete retard, GUESS WHO PUT THEIR PASSWORD AS THE EXACT SAME THING ON THEIR EMAIL AS ON THEIR STEAM? yerp. this guy.
e-mail hijacked: check
account stolen: check
account recovered: check
account banned: check
 
*this happened 3 hours after I got an aussie minigun*
#ripshirley2014

no harm done. *hug*

no harm done. *hug*

Alright Grinch, here's what happened from my point of view. What happened was speed messaged me notifying me of you massively freehitting/freekilling. I come to the server and you were no longer there, therefore avoiding punishment = immediate permaban. I am the one who banned you. however, I believe in 2nd chances. so +1 to your unban.

just kidding. he begged me to unban him or make the ban shorter. I hope you realize I do not have that power, for 1, and you didn't even know I was the one who banned you. which means you're probably going to go begging to other mods/admins to unban you. kthx.

So, I had to CT ban someone last night for mass freekilling, and he just came up with this hilarious sympathy story and I became curious. What has been your funniest or favorite ban experience?
 
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: will you plz un ct ban me
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: no.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: you wait the week you were banned.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: and then it expires.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: why
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: THAT is how you get unbanned
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i waited all day yesterday
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: also, please don't bug other admins about your ban.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: because I don't need you whining to me, nor other people.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: so please don't whine.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: fine i will kill myself
(the next part is where he messaged me on my phone after school, when I was hanging out with my girlfriend.)
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: hello
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Hi.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i now hate hosptial's
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: And uh. Why are you at a hospital?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: lets just say i jumped out of a tree yesterday
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Why? .-.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: because of yesterday
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Oh.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Cool.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: "Son. Why'd you jump out of a tree?"
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i broke both my legs!
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: THEY CT BANNED ME WAAAHHHH
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Lmao honestly. If you're that depressed over getting banned over a game, I applaud you sir.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: I had a great friend who killed himself due to major depression. So how about you stop fucking around, because it isn't funny. (this is true, but I thought I'd add it so he'd stop complaining which obviously didn't work.)
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i am not
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: If you're in a hospital, explain how you're playing TF2 as we speak.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i got out
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Oh, so you broke both your legs, and got out of the hospital in a single day.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Seems legit.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: im in canada
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Cool. What does that change, again?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: great helath care
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Alright, may I ask what you're wearing right now?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: a robe
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: With two broken legs?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: yea
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: and what are on your legs?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: casts
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Where did you break your legs?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: outside
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: I meant what part of your legs?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: knee down
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: So you broke your entire leg.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: From the knee down.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: yea
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Well, I apologize I made you feel that way. I hope you have a hasty recovery.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: its ok
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i am a forgiving person
 
I was sort of being a dick, which I regret already, because I know that he's young and I probably shouldn't have said things that I did.
But att that point I was kinda done with his bs and decided to ignore him. No idea why I kept him added, but I thought it was funny.
SO. Now it's your turn to share. What was your funniest/favorite ban moment?

@@Nomulous @@MuffinMonster

I understand, but Samit will get enough vouches and I know that for sure, he's a great guy. I was just saying, I think it's stupid to basically buy power. Bell donated to get mod. samit did. I think it's just better to earn it

I understand, but Samit will get enough vouches and I know that for sure, he's a great guy. I was just saying, I think it's stupid to basically buy power. Bell donated to get mod. samit did. I think it's just better to earn it

annoying, doesnt acknowledge rules - gets into arguments. -1

Being funny doesn't cut it though.
-1

@@Nomulous @@miles1baseball @@Nora @@Lawliet @@MuffinMonster @@samit @@SpeedOfFreedom @@TheBraveToaster @@Alucar

-1 I saw him once on jailbreak. while he made me laugh to the point that my stomach began to ache, he micspammed multiple times. sorry.