Jacob

smh y'all pathetic

>wake up >crawl out of my crib and get dressed >still cant reach the pedals with my dwarf legs >take bus to work >go make some shitty pancakes >call doctor >check if they have midget heightening surgery >still no luck >go on PC and make dogshit graphics for homepage >cry like big baby when flamed for being steven level of graphic designer >kiss mom on mouth

Retard alert

>wake up in piece of shit neighborhood to gunshots >kiss mom on mouth >stare into the mirror trying to figure out if im hispanic or asian >get on my red shirt and go to work at my lucrative career in selling staples and staplers >laugh at photo of aegean because he is shorter than me >laughing at that photo is the only joy i feel >go home to play league of legends >int feed jax >flame team for feeding jax >pay www.lolboosting.net to get me to diamond 3 >brag about being diamond 3 12lp

>lol sure

>wake up, down 8oz glass of Smirnoff to start day >make bowl of cereal for breakfast using Smirnoff instead of milk >brush teeth, wash mouth with Smirnoff >read fiction book about the Armenian genocide >lol >gobble gobble >cyka blyat

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

>Viktor is poor >haha

@Aegean's sex life

@Owl more like pursuing that pro piff puffer career #blaze4dayz xoxoxo

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