ColdEndeavour

Yes,
 
It grants you the power of wet-dreams that result in you waking up in the morning with your groin glued to the mattress.

Yes,
 
It grants you the power of wet-dreams that result in you waking up in the morning with your groin glued to the mattress.

You could redo Goldenrod entirely. That was going to be my Christmas present to xG back in December - it isn't difficult, most of the brushwork could be done in mere hours; textures can be time consuming for the right stretch to scale ratio.
 
You have the talent and resources, it is something you should consider.
 
As for those trees on Ecruteak, just disable their collision by mass selection and wrap a clip-textured brush around large sections or whatever you wish to do.
 
Even though I found out the override and can use TF2 again, you take the torch. Best regards.

You could redo Goldenrod entirely. That was going to be my Christmas present to xG back in December - it isn't difficult, most of the brushwork could be done in mere hours; textures can be time consuming for the right stretch to scale ratio.
 
You have the talent and resources, it is something you should consider.
 
As for those trees on Ecruteak, just disable their collision by mass selection and wrap a clip-textured brush around large sections or whatever you wish to do.
 
Even though I found out the override and can use TF2 again, you take the torch. Best regards.

"What is this all aboot!" -Bach

 
EDIT: If I'm gonna get banned from the forums. It might as well be hilarious.

[spoiler=Open it, no balls :^)]I legit hate my parents and was put in a correctional facility for running away for a good 2 months. Biggest manhunt in the area for awhile. I also suffered with depression for awhile and also had A LOT of heart problems

If only I was still a member, I'd send a vouch your way. :c

You had me at "Absolut Vodka".

EDIT: 13/05/2015
 
Both maps are bad and are being withheld from GameBanana for I am currently unable to devtest without a functional TF2 client (details below). Anyone who wants to decompile, repair, and re-distribute has the all-clear.
 
I am deeply sorry about the inconvenience .
 

 
Alright.
You have my attention.
 
I have had no Internet since Christmas morning (discontinued during midnight hours - right now I'm using local wifi with some old dysfunctional 4th gen iPod). It's within real-life inconveniences, I will leave it at that. The point is that TF2's Smissmas event updating queue was in the process of being distributed amongst Steam - my ISP closed my address while it was updating, the result being TF2 is deadlocked and I cannot use it for testing purposes. Therefor, any projects for TF2 are either on hold or cancelled until I deem it to be an appropriate/stable circumstance to renew my subscription. That is why my Delfino Plaza project is for GMod and incompatible/unsuitable for TF2.
 
Now,
Celadon City - That map is dead, I'll throw that out there.
I did not do a good job with it, in fact, it's rubbish to me - embarrassing really. The comment about that one door not leading anywhere - did it lead anywhere in the original game? It did not (Gen II). As for the quiet music - I tried. My studio headset broke and I have yet to replace it, therefor, I ended up using those mediocre earbuds apple packages with their products. End result was dodgy audio quality (audio perception for quality output).
 
The playability of the map is trivial - The last time I used it was in early Q2 2014 - It's ugly, but it works with some balance faults in mind and general performance drawbacks I tried to curb with that disgusting fog. I should get rid of it on GameBanana - but I leave it there wih the idea of "one man's trash is another man's treasure". Anyone who wants to modify it has my All-Clear.
 
 
Ecruteak City - I consider that map to be final despite the team balance problems and the horrible fog/draw distance and whatever else I've forgotten about. This one is arguably better off than Celadon in terms of development, completion, and accuracy. This one has been subject to severe ridicule - and I can't blame anyone for it but myself. If you guys use this, your choice.
 
Also, feel free to modify this map, too.
 
TL;DR
Ecruteak is better off than Celadon.
Feel free to modify.
 
Not sure when I'll be kicking again in TF2.
Rip in Poland.

I hope there is at least one other person who remembers that day a kid said this on N64tress Mario Kart:
 
<<Are you physically retarded?>>

You've got quite the ban record.
 
Anyway, our Division Leader of Team Fortress 2, @kbraszzz , is the one who established your permanent-ban.

He spilled his spaghetti alright.

He spilled his spaghetti alright.

how can one kid be so fucking mad of a 1 day ban, that he has to make a fucking thread on 4chan about hahahahahahaahahaha
 
@NappaClausBloody9 please defend yourself oh my god the embarrassment.
 
 


 

 
Tagging people who will be interested: @Moosty @Ohstopyou @ChickenPanda @kbraszzz @Colorparty @Popcorn @Kypari @Tekage @Nomulous

When the fuck did that happen?

1.) Adding on to the original map:
I would need the original VMF file/resource repositories so that things are accurate and stable. Not to mention, adding to the original creator's work isn't a plausible idea imo. The problem with Hammer is that you can only cram so much into one bsp file before things start to break (physics for the most part) and it will not compile properly.
 
2.) Creating additional maps to compensate the expansion of the original concept:
Sounds like a partitioned variation of the OoT map where everyone gripes about it for being too big. While this does seem more plausible, playing LoZ-MM all over again to use as a reference will be a bother. Also, there would be the issue of people wanting to be in a large and accessible map over being in fragmented areas of interest after the hype wears off.
 
TL;DR
The original composer(s) has(-ave) a better idea on what they want to do/can do with their work than I would - I don't want to be the one who butchers it. As for the divided areas into different maps, it's very unlikely I will look into it. Hold onto yer arse for the Majora's Mask remake for the 3DS, I'm sure most of you have seen what the dev team did with the OoT remake (beautiful) and Termina Field - If and when they do the remastered Clock Town, it will deprecate the old version anyway.
 
White text because white text: I'm trying to work on xG's Christmas present right now. It's becoming a common occurrence where I'm already into one project and someone suggests another. The possibility of me considering this is currently 60//40 (Not interested//I'll think on it).

Got kicked off the bus for two weeks in 4th grade for smashing a cupcake into a girls face, dont even remember why I did it.

Dethman is cringe worthy

Nah, leave Slender and replace Unusual Trade :3

50 Shades of Oof
 
Moosty cuddled up onto Scootaloo’s bare shoulder. He could hear his steady breathing. He playfully stroked Scootaloo’s chest, relishing the overwhelming butt pleasure he had just experienced. Scootaloo had this magical way of reaching down deep inside of him and tickling his booty genitals.
 
“So Scoots,” Moosty whispered in the darkness. “You up for round two?”
 
“Give me another minute. I’m still trying to catch my breath.” Scootaloo sighed in between breaths of air.
“Oof.” Replied Moosty. He caressed Scootaloo’s inner thigh, just fascinating about the pleasure that awaited him.
 
Before he knew it, Scootaloo was back on top of Moosty, going to work with his luscious mouth. He tenderly kissed Moosty’s neck, breathed air into his ear, and ran his tongue down to his collar bone.
 
Instantly, Moosty’s magical meat-stick was at full attention. But before he could control his urges, Moosty found Scootaloo’s mouth enveloped around his danger. Moosty arched his back in pleasure as Scootaloo set to work. Not wanting to be outdone, Moosty slid his head up and under Scootaloo’s waist to engage in a good ole lickaroo of the poop chute.
 
Together they enjoyed the oral ecstasy. Scootaloo had this way of contracting his cheeks so that Moosty’s hard raging cock quivered in pleasure. Moosty’s tongue could cure colon cancer. Scootaloo grinded his fat white ass down on that magical tongue and moaned in pleasure.
 
Moosty saw that his love was also at full mast. He turned himself over and said “Alright baby. I’m ready for you. Scootaloo pls.”
 
Without hesitation, Scootaloo slid himself into Moosty. Deeper…deeper, until he could feel Moosty’s prostate pulsating against the head of his cock. With tender loving care, he slid himself back out and back in, teasing Moosty’s prostate. As he did so, Scootaloo reached around and took ahold of Moosty’s Man Wand and proceeded to massage it.
 
Moosty was in uncontrollable bliss. He quivered and repositioned himself so that Scootaloo could better penetrate his scrumptious ass. As he did, he found the pleasure to be completely overwhelming. He orgasmed into Scootaloo’s open hand. Over and over his dick spluttered, spewing thick, rich, creamy seed all over the place.
 
Scootaloo kept pumping. He hastened the pace at which he was making sweet man-love to Moosty’s poop chute. As he did, Moosty arched his back and cried in nirvana as even more seed released itself onto the bed. Scootaloo, still with a handful of cum, reached back and wiped it on his taint.
 
With an amazing speed, Scootaloo pumped away, as if he were drilling for oil. With one final good squeeze, he released his Scootagoo into Moosty’s underworld chasm.
 
Both Moosty and Scootaloo collapsed onto the bed, holding one another, breathing heavily from the sheer pleasure of it all. They held each other and stared into one another’s eyes. Neither spoke their love. It didn’t need to be said.
 
“Scootaloo,” Moosty finally gasped. “I don’t know what I’d do without you.” Scootaloo could tell Moosty was genuine. He knew the love there was paramount.
 
Suddenly, Moosty began to convulse violently. His stomach was doing flip-flops in his gut. His asshole had a strange burning sensation. He had contracted the Scootaflu.
 
“Oh no, Scootaloo!” He cried. “It’s happening again!”
 
Scootaloo was quick to react. Moosty flipped over and lay down on his stomach. Without hesitation, Scootaloo stuck his lips against Moosty’s cornhole and sucked out as much Scootagoo as he could. Moosty was horridly allergic to the Scootagoo.
 
“That was close!” Scootaloo said.
 
“Once again, I owe you my life.” Moosty said. “There’s nobody I trust more than you.”
 
“Well, Moosty,” Scootaloo replied. “I have something to tell you.”
 
“Oh?” Moosty said as he began to shit semen.
 
“Yeah, I’m not who you think I am.” Scootaloo said as he sat up, wiping butt glue from his fleshy fun bridge.
 
“I’m actually…” As Scootaloo said this, he removed the mask he had been wearing the whole time.
Bach was sitting in front of Moosty. Moosty was horrified to find his man-lover was actually his Division Manager.
 
“I just had to taste that forbidden fruit for myself.” Bach said. “I hope you can forgive me for my treachery, Moosty.”
 
Moosty sat in a horrid silence.
 
“Well, SAY SOMETHING.” Bach said. “Get mad, yell. SOMETHING!”
 
Moosty looked up at Bach. “I just have one question.”
 
“What is it?” Bach asked on fated breath. He hung by a thread, waiting for Moosty’s response.
 
“Can I have Admin now?”

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@Robster
The double-standard in a nutshell.
 
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@Kittylicious
I've honestly no idea on why things have to be this way. That comment: "Shouldn't you be begging for food at the homeless shelter? Tramp." made my blood boil. This is beyond mundane, never in my life have I seen such bastardised arrogance directed at someone in the midst of a disagreement over something so meagre - a videogame. At what point is it appropriate to compare yourself to someone less fortunate than you to feel important; not to mention, something that is thoroughly irrelevant? Don't get me wrong, that previous incident wasn't/isn't something to undermine, but your attempt to degrade him after amends were made is undoubtedly disgraceful.
 
And another thing, if you honestly dislike this community, then why are you still here?
 
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+1

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@Robster
The double-standard in a nutshell.
 
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@Kittylicious
I've honestly no idea on why things have to be this way. That comment: "Shouldn't you be begging for food at the homeless shelter? Tramp." made my blood boil. This is beyond mundane, never in my life have I seen such bastardised arrogance directed at someone in the midst of a disagreement over something so meagre - a videogame. At what point is it appropriate to compare yourself to someone less fortunate than you to feel important; not to mention, something that is thoroughly irrelevant? Don't get me wrong, that previous incident wasn't/isn't something to undermine, but your attempt to degrade him after amends were made is undoubtedly disgraceful.
 
And another thing, if you honestly dislike this community, then why are you still here?
 
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+1