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  1. shwash

    Happy 22nd birthday to me!

    1. shwash

      shwash

      I am now, but I had to be born sometime.

       

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  2. shwash

    Happy 22nd birthday to me!

    1. shwash

      shwash

      Fun Fact: My birthday is also the day of the first successful nuclear weapon detonation. The same day J. Robert Oppenheimer said "Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds."

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  3. RussianDoggo

    I barked at the mailman today

     

    1. shwash

      shwash

      Good thing you did, he was an american spy

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  4. shwash

    The storm that the area I live in is currently having has had a reported 532 air to ground lightning strikes within it's duration. Happy 4th, friends!

    1. shwash

      shwash

      I mean it's over now but I appreciate the concern! It was a crazy storm though.

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  5. LAN_Megalodon

    I want swoosh to spread whip cream all over my perky boy nipples

    1. shwash

      shwash

      You did not say please.

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  6. shwash
    Back in the proverbial scammer shitpost saddle. It has been way too long.
    1. shwash

      shwash

      https://xenogamers.com/threads/41961/page-5#post-331107

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  7. Bone
    The Mehrio map's coming along well https://puu.sh/x1x1p/7ed530515f.jpg
    1. shwash

      shwash

      Izzat a missing texture on the far right there??? But really, the lighting on that shit is amazing. Keep up the awesome work!

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  8. Rejects
    òga na h-Alba sireadh duine a nighean snog c:
    1. shwash

      shwash

      Stop speaking Irish. English is the only language allowed in xG

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  9. LAN_Megalodon
    I don't like 'em putting chemicals in the water that TURN THE FREAKIN' FROGS GAY!
    1. shwash

      shwash

      That's not how you open a can of, p-p-pickles.

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  10. realBelloWaldi
    now that I am 18, its time to join the #vapenation
    1. shwash

      shwash

      Where'sWaldi, show me some vape tricks.

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  11. AmeSyphus
    Lol I'm probably not gonna be accepted
    1. shwash

      shwash

      You won't be accepted with that attitude, fellow dork!

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  12. shwash
    Happy 21st Birthday me!
    1. shwash

      shwash

      What are you, a square?

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  13. shwash
    I can't sleep. Someone come over and beat me with a blunt instrument until I fall unconscious. I won't pay any money, but will appreciate it
    1. shwash

      shwash

      the aforementioned blunt instrument you chose is not within the acceptable parameters to batter me until I am stripped of my conscious.

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  14. shwash
    I can't sleep. Someone come over and beat me with a blunt instrument until I fall unconscious. I won't pay any money, but will appreciate it
    1. shwash

      shwash

      No no no, thank you. c:

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  15. shwash
    I can't sleep. Someone come over and beat me with a blunt instrument until I fall unconscious. I won't pay any money, but will appreciate it
    1. shwash

      shwash

      [email protected]

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  16. shwash
    My 21st Birthday is in a few weeks. Should I go to a bar or get blasted at home with some friends?
    1. shwash

      shwash

      Wait @[51806:@Bello] you are only 18? I thought you were in your 20s.

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  17. shwash
    My 21st Birthday is in a few weeks. Should I go to a bar or get blasted at home with some friends?
    1. shwash

      shwash

      I will ask for a plane ticket to Germany for my Birthday then c:

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  18. shwash
    My 21st Birthday is in a few weeks. Should I go to a bar or get blasted at home with some friends?
    1. shwash

      shwash

      Bar hopping is more expensive too... Home drinking it is!

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  19. YeEternalTuna
    I have found the meaning of life.
    1. shwash

      shwash

      Wow, and you don't share. Rude.

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  20. Bone
    Finally fixed/learned Hammer. Might make a Deathrun map, but might take Valve time to do so
    1. shwash

      shwash

      My heart goes out for you, I can only hope the Tower of Duct Tape that is the Source Engine doesn't crumble.

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  21. Elcark
    Why are robots so adorable?
    1. shwash

      shwash

      http://cdn1-www.comingsoon.net/assets/uploads/gallery/terminator-genisys-1407342180/terminator-genisys-028.jpg
  22. WubbaLubbaDubDu
    Is this the Krusty Krab?
    1. shwash

      shwash

      He is not a Crusty Crab.

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  23. Kypari
    We need a #bonfirerating
    1. shwash

      shwash

      #BonnieBabyRatings

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  24. Bone
    I keep on having this reoccurring dream, where Tobey Maguire watches me eat cream
    1. shwash

      shwash

      Upside-down kiss him.

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  25. LAN_Megalodon
    looking for Medic main GF, pm me @ muselkfan_69 on my myspace page.
    1. shwash

      shwash

      hi i pm'd u but u nevr respondd. my name is tf2cyuti88 on myspace. msg me bac plz, you seem to be vry hawt.