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shwash

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  1. Is really bad at doing game, should stop trying to do game. +1 A:8/10 M:7.5/10
  2. +1 Chill guy, will make xG great again A:9/10 M:9.5/10
  3. Probably my favorite first person shooter of all time right now. The game is so goofy in its game play and doesn't take itself seriously, while the story takes itself seriously even in the most ridiculous heists (goat simulator).
  4. From what I've seem of Enju City, it looks really fucking good. Like, the best port I've seen in a while. (Music choice is good too.) As a map though, I mostly agree with @TheSupremePatriot and his opinions. The insides the buildings are really cool too, the Gym for Enju City being the coolest so far. The lighting must've been a bitch to get it that accurate. When I am on the ground, the atmosphere feels authentic as fuck. Overall, this map looks really, REALLY FUCKING GREAT, and you deserve a Purple Heart Medal for making so many maps with something that uses the Tower of Duct Tape that is the Source Engine @ColdEndeavour Seriously though, a port of a port of a port. The worst thing for any engine.... Also, you gotta stop being invincible at some time. The liquid nitrogen has to come eventually.....
  5. I will miss u bby :c (Disregard the fact that I can go to your discord literally whenever) But srs, spam message me when you are playing House on the Hill.
  6. If you don't bring any pictures of Nick Cage as Hulk Hogan, I will be incredibly disappointed. welcome back bby c:
  7. @BelloWaldi If you get Payday 2 I will play the shit out of it with you. (it is literally my favorite first person shooter)
  8. +1 Active all the time and an overall chill person A:8/10 M:9/10
  9. A BURGER IS BEST FRESH @Scootaloo
  10. STEAM_0:1:87750935 THE TRIFECTA @Vexx @Tomahawk
  11. My life has finally settled down completely. I feel like I am about to vomit from how much stress and tension was let go today.
    1. Fink
    2. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Glad to hear that everything is settling down ^_^
  12. +1 Is Kanye Blessed
  13. Welcome Toast! I'm Shwoos. You may see me around on one of xG's TF2 trade servers. I hope you enjoy your stay here.
  14. shwash

    Forum Game #4

    There once was a happy-go-lucky chap by the name of- Phoenix, who once was accommodated for- Being amazing at his job while at the same time- Stole cookies form the grade schoolers,- That he resales laced with- Laxatives, so the consumers- Can suffer on their way to the toilet just to find out that- The local sewer system stopped running, rendering all local plumbing to fail, someone went to check it out only to find- That there was a strange figure who somehow blocked all of the sewage. That figure was none other than- Scootaloo, who was working on The biggest meme filled promo/demo! which was- His next murder, chopping up the body and building dam with the body parts clogging the sewer. He noticed the man who investigated the sewers and- Realized that the man is actually the devastatingly handsome and seductive- Lithium, the man the town loathed, what does it all mean? The cookies, the murders, the sewers?- Could it be that Scootaloo was prepearing the biggest fudgepost ever presented to the mankind, and he was killing people to accomplish such an achivement? Or perhaps it was- The next part of "50 Shades of Oof," which was about- Sexual stuff that involves cucumbers, a morning star, and - Absolutely nothing else. It seemed that he had been mistaken in thinking that his fantasies were appropriate to discuss here, and so- The guy and Scootaloo had some great Oof love written for "50 Shades of Oof Part 5" The guy ran out of the sewers and created- a 5th version of forum games because this one died on Friday. the End of the game is what he thought he had escaped from, but alas, it was a ruse and he found himself still entrapped in its claws. In a rage fueled huff, he decided to call- the Poison Control center, because this game is very-
  15. Can't wait to rek you again on Pkmn Trade. In all seriousness, Tom The Clock is a calm, laid back individual who I expect to be a good moderator. +1 A:8/10 M:7.8/10 -IGN Too much memes
  16. https://xenogamers.com/threads/37077/ I NEED 2 MORE I THINK
    1. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      it's not based off +1's it's there and it's like "hey when you guys deciding whos getting promod think of me"
    2. shwash

      shwash

      That is actually good to know. Thanks Tom the Clock c:
    3. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      but the +1's do help though. like "oh lots a people want him promo'd"
  17. shwash

    Electro-swing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXrdYwG17PE You guys mention Parov Stelar, and then leave out Catgroove? For shame.
  18. shwash

    Electro-swing

    Jamie Berry is my personal favorite http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HGbW44AEHeM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhyzP0R2SPs http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xlB7_esnao
  19. +1 Is da reel deel Incredibly active, friendly, knows his shit. A:9.8/10 M:9/10 WHY HASN'T THIS HAPPENED YET?
  20. https://xenogamers.com/threads/37077/#post-253345
  21. Division: Team Fortress 2 In-Game Name: Shwoos Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:87750935 Position: Moderator Time Active: 2 years on and off Age: 19 Experience: Was a previous admin before I stepped down due to unstable life situations. Information: Things have settled down on my end, and with the increased activity I have been giving TF2, I would enjoy being mod once again for the xG.
  22. THE POLL HAS SPOKEN! I HAVE MADE MY DECISION! SUAVE LEVEL: EUGHHHHH (Drunk 11 pm selfie. Sorry :c)
  23. https://xenogamers.com/threads/37054/#post-253128 <--This
  24. SO I was complaining to my Mom that driving on a sunny day sucks for me because I don't have glasses. She tells me she bought Ray-Bans for 10$ at some garage sale 3 years ago because they looked nice. Of course, I didn't believe her. She then brought these out: So without hesitation I immediately accepted them and continuously thought to myself, "Who sells Ray-Ban Aviators for 10$ at a garage sale?" Out of curiosity, I checked if these were vintage. I did research myself on how to point out authentic Ray-Ban Aviators from replicas, and had a friend who has a hobby doing that kind of shit look at it for me. Sure enough, they are vintage from 1973. Once again, I find myself thinking, "Who the hell sells vintage Ray-Ban Aviators from the 70's for 10$ at a garage sale?" Later, I find out these glasses worth 250$ without the case, and 400$ with the case. As you can see in this picture, there is a case, and the original mail-in warranty flier that came with. Now I am completely baffled. Some dumbass sold VINTAGE 1970's RAY-BAN AVIATORS IN GREAT CONDITION THAT ARE WORTH 400$ FOR 10$ AT A GARAGE SALE!! So the point of this thread is I want some opinions on whether I should sell these now, or keep them for a long time and have them triple in value. Or just be an asshole and wear them. Let me know, or don't.