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  1. Posted · Edited by shwash
    Dang emogis (see edit history)

    2 hours ago, Dannypicacho said:

    +1 Most of the times I'm on the TF2 surf server he's on there, he's friendly, and reminds troublemakers of rules.

    YOU DIDN'T REPLY WITH HOW YOU ARE DOING GOSH!

    He is been around for a while I have no issues with him. I don't see any reason he could be a problem whatsoever. +1

     

    Also I am fine thank you for asking : >

  6. Posted

    I BRING SIGNS OF A GOOD HARVEST, FOR I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA ON HOW TO MESS WITH PEOPLE.

    Three scammers added me in the last 2 days

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    I have an idea that already flopped on one of them, but I am thinking of perfecting it on the other two, and I need xG's advice on this.

    So if you ever played old school text adventure games like Zork, that is essentially what I am trying. The idea is that I respond in a similar format as one of those games, and NEVER break character.

     

    Here is my first test run:

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    Dark Chicken Gaming was oblivious. I am thinking after the first failed attempt, I add in a "please type help for a list of commands" or something. Give me your thoughts!

    yesstergi reacted to this

  10. Posted

    IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME!

    BUT I HAVE RETURNED!

    ENJOY MY LATEST SCAMMER SHITPOST!

     

    So my latest gag was a request! Whilst on xG's Trade Gaming History server, I was added by this gentleman that has absolutely no connections that would result in me adding him. Upon receiving this request, I asked the server what impersonation should I take. I got a couple good requests, but one of them was "instead of offering items, offer used cars." I could NOT say no to such a genius idea. *Forewarning: I am many things, but I am not a person who knows a lot about cars. Please forgive my poor impersonation.*

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    So it starts out with this gentleman following the "Random-add scammer phrase checklist" such as asking if I am a trader AFTER adding me and offering unusuals from another person's account.

    Although I would not really call myself a trader, for the purposes of this charade, I have decided to masquerade as one. I play my role to a T, and he does the unthinkable, HE DOES NOT ASK FOR MY UNUSUAL. Now I have been doing this for a long time, but I have never EVER had someone ask for anything but my Unusual Stovepipe. He did ask for austrailiums, but that wasn't going to be my initial offer, no no no. I start him off on some of my more mediocre wares. I have had this Kia Spectra for a while*, and it was cluttering my garage**. I was okay with letting it go. I go on to immediately regret that and backpedal a bit to a different car.

     

    *I do not have that car

    **My garage is filled with tools that I rarely use, not cars

     

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    At first, he is confused. Does he not know how the barter of automobiles is performed? What an amatuer. So he goes on to speak Filipino, and I shamelessly open a tab in Google Translate. He opens with obscenities, and proceeds to call me a devil. I give the obvious response. I mean, car salesmen are stereotyped to be sleazy ass droplets, but it does not mean I am under that same, smelly umbrella. He keeps this up for a bit, so I (professionally) request him to gather himself so we can continue negotiating. I give him a few minutes, and ask him if negotiations can continue. He does not respond. I give him a countdown to respond so I can gauge his interest. I already wasted to much time on him. A busy car salesman*** such as myself shouldn't be wasting his valuable seconds on people who aren't willing to conduct business. The clock runs fully, and I am still met with silence. A bit nettled, I say a backhanded statement and proceed to block and unfriend him. I probably wasn't going to go through with it anyways. If he lived in the Philippines, the paperwork and fees to send that car over would be to costly.

     

    ***I am not a salesman, I hope no one thinks I am

     

    Well, that's the end. See you next time, and I promise, there will be a next time.

    TBOHB and Tatost reacted to this

  20. Posted

    -1 The amount of leniency we have given you is ridiculous. You were completely aware of your current standings when it came to punishment, but decided to break the rules anyways. You brought this entirely on yourself. I sure hope the payment was worth it.

    james8470 reacted to this

  24. Posted

    Your time on TF2 doesn't really matter for applying. The time spent on an xG server is what matters.

     

    Regarding the application, I don't see you online that much. What servers do you play on primarily?

    Either way, good luck to you with the application!

    TBOHB and NickWam reacted to this