shwash

Wow, I wasn't tagged @Bone

Xeno Gamers

You were muted, also @mrnutty12 @Vexx @Sesh @Basquiat

Now I know all of the post I have made have been success stories, but this is a failure.

I got another random add.

This guy:

It is similar to my second post on this thread.

bp.tf link that wasn't from his profile, but from a profile he was impersonating.

Link in question:

The REAL account:

Sadly, I could not mess with him. It appears they are learning...

Here is the chat logs:

It's such a shame, if he went along with it, I would've demanded 40 kegs of rum and 500 gold doubloons for the unusual he was no doubt going to ask for.

I even had a drop zone set up around the outskirts of Sealand. Tis a shame. BUT THERE IS HOPE! I got another random add from someone I do not know.

This mystery person's shitty grammar and bad t-shirt will prove their downfall soon enough.

I will update as soon as they give me a message. Till then my lovelies!

UPDATE: The router was shipped and set up, but it still is not working.

I find it funny that peoppe are getting scammer adds during a vac wave

@ThunderLimes

Die please and thankies.

Edit:

(I didn't mean it, twas merely a jest)

Internet died. It has been determined that our model crapped out. We already ordered a new one that should arrive soon. Won't be playing online games much till then.

Edit: @TheSupremePatriot

Get in here you pizza shit.

+1 Is a very cool person, has been around long enough to know the rules, not a total shit bag.

OOH BOY! HERE IS ANOTHER ONE!!

Welcome to Scammer Shitpost 3! Grill Gamer Edition!

So I woke up today, hung over like crazy from the 4th of July.

I hop online to play some TF2 and I see that I have gotten a friend request from a random stranger asking to give me 500$.

Oh man, I cannot believe I am so special! My birthday is supposed to be 11 days from now and I am already getting presents!

(The Patron Saint of Early Birthdays)

But it appears I have to do something to earn said gift. Working for my gift on my 11-day early birthday? That's a drag.

I thought to myself, "If I have to work for this present, I think I should get more out of it. It is rude that she expects me to put more effort

because she is a Grill Gamer? I am not her Broil Friend, I refuse to take this shit. Grills have cooties anyways.

I made a counter offer for 1 million coins out of the

2 million she started with. I am doing half the work after all. That offer was denied.

She seemed to be fixated on 500$ of gamble shekels.

I decided to lower my previous offer from 1 million coins to

999,000 coins. But I shot back up immediately, I won't allow this hussy to rob me blind! 999,900! FINAL OFFER! DEAL OR NO DEAL!

She seemed hesitant, but I decided I to be assertive and accept the amount I offered irregardless.

She sent me a link to get said coins, but she told me to Loggined into the website?

Now I am not the most "original gangster" sort of fellow, I assumed that was slang for 999,900 gamble shekels.

I clicked on the link. But the SHITPOSTING GODS saved my Steam account, for this conniving schemer was in fact, a SCAMMER!

(The epitaph for my ruined birthday...)

I decided I would be upfront, and ask in a professional manner. She didn't stay to answer.

The End.

/t is not working, you can't teleport to town spawn, tags for our town are not showing up in chat, and we do not have access to our chests.

Is this a problem server side?

0/10

Is a giant Satan Goblin of Chistmas that eats children.

-1 has a keyboard

I was joking you butts. > : c

In all seriousness, Kypari is one of the most capable staff I know. He should've gotten back admin a week after the whole incident that got him demoted.

+1

-1 has a keyboard

You smell like bad.

+1 Come back you shit.

This may seem like gravedigging, but I have an actual addition.

Random add.

I take a look at his account, nothing suspicious so far besides his inventory being private.

Oh, but what is this, Been active since 2010? But there is two years of service on the account that added me.

Interesting.

Now there is only two logical solutions to why his account and backpack do not line up.

A. He is a scammer

B. He is a time traveler.

But me being the "logical optimistic" that everyone knows me as, assumed the latter. Hence the chat logs.

He has a decent cover up, but I am determined to unlock the secrets of time travel.

If he DID discover time travel, it would surely list it on his SteamRep. I do some digging.

What is this? He was a scammer. Gosh dangit all.

Obviously, I am disappointed. I wanted to bring home a pet dinosaur.

BUT WAIT! He stated that he paid 10$ a month to be marked as a scammer.

For "protection".

There may be hope...

Nah.

My hypothesis is proven false. He is indeed a scammer. Shoot.

So I tried to offer him a MvM canteen out of pity, but he ended the trade before I could take a screenshot.

Hence the lack of canteen screenshot.

In Conclusion: That guy is a fucking dumbass.

+1 Not a total dick and not a giant baby. We need more people like him.

A: 8/10

M: 10/11

ARE YOU SERIOUS THIS TIME??!!!??!!!!?!

PLEASE BE SERIOUS THIS TIME.

Clicks on people's faces with burning ferocity.

+1

A:8/10

M:8/9.9

@Kart 3 is way too little. What about 5?

You did not have to make another thread. At this point you are going out of your way to seek attention.

If people are actually harassing you, get proof, talk to a higher up, and stop making goodbye threads.

The powers of Franklin Richards.

- The community can be toxic, people hardly have anything good to say, either snarky or sarcastic in a non-humorous way.

- This isn't 4chan and stop trying to act like it is. (If you play on here enough, you'll get what I mean.)

90% of the internet is equal to 4chan. Welcome to the present time of 2017.

Bye.

next mourning

Awww, who died?

thanks for the tag @james8470

but really, please do