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This is kind of a normie discussion topic, but I am bored, so here we go!

Post ideas for new weapons w/ stats. Here is my contribution:

"The Stirling Shaver"

Class: Demoman

Weapon Slot: Melee

Physical appearance: A pinwheel

Pros:

+Does more damage the faster you move. When you reach maximum speed*, you do a guaranteed critical hit along with the increased damage.

+30% faster Deploy Speed

Target Sawmill gibs on crit kill.

Cons: -20% Damage

No random Crits

*The maximum range would be between 750 and 1029 HM/s. 750 being the initial charging speed, 1029 would be that + the Demoman's default walking speed.

Planned Application:

Trimping and Stickyjumping.

Does my idea suck? If so, whatat changes could be made to not suck? Do you have your own weapon ideas? Post below!

Don't get eaten by a mountain lion.

Just kidding! Outdoors aren't really my thing, as well as heat. Stay hydrated and post a video of you wrestling something on Selfie Sunday.

Really though, don't get eaten.

Thanks for tagging me @Moosty

Cute doggo though!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3UvYG8yhOk

Welcome to the clan!

-1

I do not think you are mature enough for the responsibility.

Sorry bud.

It's Ky-party, actually.

@Dethman Stop breaking all of your things you shit.

[MEDIA=steamstore]218620[/MEDIA]

+1 A swood bunne.

Causes no issues and friendly. *See other posts*

A: 8/10

M: 8/11

What flavor of ice cream, poopooposter?

Also, that sucks.

You didn't even make a thread saying that you returned...

Why do you do this?

-1 has keyboard

His activity is frequent as of late, he has always had an amazing attitude, knows the rules, has been a mod before, and he is a swood guy.

+1 Come back bby

@Kart it was more me needing to know if I pissed off someone important. It was tasty though.

@WubbaLubbaDubDub @Tatost Where should I send it to?

Sounds ok!

Come back to me Waldi....

THE RULES:

Post a chat log of any person that randomly added you and either tried to scam you or beg for items.

Try to make it exclusive to ones you messed with in chat.

Here are my 2 submissions:

A scammer who tried adding me multiple times using while using an identical account's inventory.

SteamRep » dayz [banned] | 76561197973618347 | STEAM_0:1:6676309

And another:

Someone who begged for items, read .txt file titled "The Story of Ember Dash" for details.

May the shitposts be plentiful!

The Story of Ember Dash.txt

Took is to the police. They had a poison sniffing dog test it. According to the cops, the Stroganoff is safe to consume.

Whoever did stole nothing. They infact left something:

I was sealed when I found it in my passenger seat. I am going to test it for poison. I don't even know.

But srs, +1 Active on poketrade, and does not seem like an Asshat.

A:7

M:8

I will +1 if you give us the option to name you "Asshat".

That is the only name I assigned Blue

I fully agree, I think Cena'a and Shrek'd should be replaced. I could name a few examples that I'd like to see but I'm pretty sure I share a very different opinion than anyone else, lol. :emoji_cat2:

So we are waiting a year?

I vote Cowboy Bebop. I only watched the first episode, but the writing was fantastic, the dubbing was good, and the animation was the most streamlined and excellent I have ever seen in my life. I could not see any of the traditional animation shortcuts in so much other anime. We need to watch it.