TBOHB

Calling someone you don't even know not smart? Now that's just rude.

He wasn't really a scammer, but I had fun with him anyways.
 

dude

YO HO HO! THE TIME HAS FINALLY DAWNED!
 
Shwash's Scammer Shitposts have just went nautical.

As much as scammers are poor, lazy, stupid, and unmotivated wastes of humanity, I enjoyed how this guy played along.
Enjoy this one! He was another impersonator. Steamrep page is down here:

 
Here is the backpack link he posted:
https://backpack.tf/profiles/76561198076020691
 
I hope you all may sing many-a-shanty and unearth lots of doubloons!

Lmao first time poor american discoveres that stuff on the internet is banned in shit countries boo fucking hoo :cry:
 
Get used to it buddy, i turn VPN on at LEAST twice a day cause a lot of websites like wikipedia, reddit, 4chan, imgur, ocassionally twitter and facebook, sometimes youtube and at all times any porn related website is blocked in Turkey
 
Welcome to the club
Jokes aside tho have fun in china (somehow)

Honestly we can remove either the day or night, I don't really care, as long as we keep b3 we are fine. b3 has some small differences compared to the others so there is a tiny bit of variety. The day and night (and I swear there was an evening one as well but I could be very wrong) are the exact same so I don't think it would make too much of a difference if we removed say the night version and not the day version and vice versa.

Hello people of xG! So you may be wondering where our wonderful @CappyCappy has been, and i'm here to pass on a message that he is in the homeland of @Spoopy, China. He'll be vacationing there until early September, and thus won't have much access to web related commodities.
Here's a little something for those of you who may think I have him locked up in my basement

+1 yeh. Would like to see you back as staff tbh.

-1 because of a serious issue with prioritizing offensive words/phrases. If I remember correctly, there were more than "a few" times when several people used racial slurs and you were unfazed about it until they screamed it down the microphone, and only then did you take action. Also the only staff member I know that is extremely critical about his personal policy of not allowing people to use the word retard/autist, which I'm pretty sure is allowed and nobody else enforces it. Could definitely get admin if you tried to fix this.
:thinking:

+1 best bae and best mod position :3

+1 yeh. Would like to see you back as staff tbh.

Almost forgot.
 
See you on June 9th

You should add bloodrider when you come back
 
;)

WELCOME TO SCAMMER SHITPOSTS WITH SHWASH: PART 5!
"Curiosity" added me again!


What a surprise, he is a scammer.
 
I made an executive decision, I will be a bit sparing on using the pirate impression for these, since I just had a failure the last time I tried.
I promise, it will come eventually.....
 
ANYWAYS, "Curiosity" added me again. Like all other scammers, he asked for my Molten Mallard Scotsman's Stove Pipe.
Here are the chat logs:

I have decided to play my next character that I made up on the spot: Baron Reginald Thomas Wartlesbeck VIII; Fleet Admiral, Gentleman, Top Hat Enthusiast, and Champion of the Art of Barter.
Enjoy this shitty meme.
 
and I promise:

going on a vacation for 12 days
ill still browse the forums everyday and i can probably do FTP stuff as well, but i wont be able to play. nothing else to be said here.
tags: @Egossi

2 months

No grave diggin plz <3

Whoa, are you a young Joel?

thunder limes you're weird

You look like a very uncomfortable girl taking graduation pictures.

You look like a very uncomfortable girl taking graduation pictures.

You look like a very uncomfortable girl taking graduation pictures.

You look like a very uncomfortable girl taking graduation pictures.

Hi welcome to xG, our special is salt with a side of shrimp scampi.
 
But for real tho welcome my guy :)

#KyparisBackburnerFuneral