Mad_Scientist

Humor doesn't count, you can't read humor in text.

So..... we're making a group similar to the contraption and functional purposes of websites like Facebook, e Harmony, Myspace, etc. This idea is.......... kinda of horrible to the point I can deliberately describe it as monstrous, idiotic, and foolish in its sole integrity. If you want to pretend date, get your ass to the movies and call some lettuce son.

You know shitz going bad when we start talking about meeting each other in real life.

You're a dumb ass; of course it will lead to you being claimed as a dumb ass since your sentence right there labeled you as a dumb ass. You see the parallel language mate?

The only prize you son of a bitches get is a kick up your ass, see what I'm sayin'? *Southern Accent*

Haters are haters, obviously.

This was very deep, very compassionate in letting his emotions out... but his methods of doing it are..... peculiar. This was disturbing as an eternal bus trip to hell.

Sounds like a name from Star Wars.... just saying.

*piece of sheet* lol'd misread: "piece of shit" Im assuming the guy meant, sheet of paper, but it's all good.

I'm being harassed! Police! I'm being molested online! Joking. Your name is original, authentic, spectacular, and fresh. It's something you don't encounter in your average online experience.

No worries, I thought the name up 6 years ago..... I was young that time, young, beautiful, but also foolish. :<

You know the part when you deliberately mention someone's name for benefits.... friends with benefits. No.... I got that wrong. I mean, cliche business is cliche. Shit.............

The only price of love is proof- the so-called proof to ensure one's loyalty and determination through purchase comparable to the level of a whore. Love itself is sacred, not of lust or the compensation for company; understanding/trust is needed, so is logic. Of course, most people will doubt this since this is no utopia.

The fuck son? That's too early, you have to wait. Sorry.

Nice, look's delicious, any chance of ripen it up to be extra mouth-watering? Shit.... my bad.

Definitely in random, but in a broader ideal, this belongs in General since most of the guys will rush in tryin' to be "funny," and hoping to be clever. FUCK YOU PEOPLE.

I've been here, look more closely in the TeamSpeak channel. lol

Listening to porn.... when you're horny? Stupid question, you watch videos to fap, not to listen as if your ears are the one jacking off with the eardrums. Also, most porno films include audio clips from the 60s.

Don't forget the condoms sir. My favorite fiance, Billy Mays.

Welcome to the community.

I am.... Waiting.

I worry about your mentality track sometimes kiddo.

What the hell guys!? Are you seriously thumbs-ing up a player because of CT experience? I rather have a moderator who knows rules and is able to swiftly carry out motd punishment in the servers instead of a dimwit scratching his ass as off trying to distinguish the difference between a freekiller and a citizen.

+1 This whore been here ever since I first joined xG, which definitely assures his loyalty with the clan. Also, one of my oldest friends here in xG. ;)

Interesting conversation....