jubens45

Well, Netex was perm banned like 6 times but we unbanned him so many times.

+1 ive been told its good

wrekd

>Someone from Cyanide threatens to ddos xG members
>Ask him what's his problem
>Givesnofucks.jpeg
>Ban him with the reason FAGGOT
>Swatted.

>Called onto cs go server
>called for mass freekiller
>gets on
>no freekills happening
>Guy who called me on says "No mass freekiller? Let me make it happen"
>he masses
>stunned
>perms him

@@DeathGod ;):love::love::love::love:

*DEAD* [blunt] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC : bye everyone
*DEAD* xG : jubens : Good bye friend
*DEAD* [blunt] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC : fuck you
*DEAD* xG : jubens : :D
(few seconds later)
*DEAD* xG : jubens : Deathgod is to nice
*DEAD* [blunt] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC : go kill your self
(couple of seconds later)
*DEAD* xG : jubens : Dont you guys belive death god is to nice to me
[sM] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC: Gagged xG : jubens.
*DEAD* [blunt] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC : 3phatevery1

*DEAD* [blunt] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC : bye everyone
*DEAD* xG : jubens : Good bye friend
*DEAD* [blunt] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC : fuck you
*DEAD* xG : jubens : :D
(few seconds later)
*DEAD* xG : jubens : Deathgod is to nice
*DEAD* [blunt] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC : go kill your self
(couple of seconds later)
*DEAD* xG : jubens : Dont you guys belive death god is to nice to me
[sM] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC: Gagged xG : jubens.
*DEAD* [blunt] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC : 3phatevery1

*DEAD* [blunt] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC : bye everyone
*DEAD* xG : jubens : Good bye friend
*DEAD* [blunt] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC : fuck you
*DEAD* xG : jubens : :D
(few seconds later)
*DEAD* xG : jubens : Deathgod is to nice
*DEAD* [blunt] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC : go kill your self
(couple of seconds later)
*DEAD* xG : jubens : Dont you guys belive death god is to nice to me
[sM] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC: Gagged xG : jubens.
*DEAD* [blunt] [xG:A] 6aR,10aR)-delta-9-THC : 3phatevery1

fruty pebbles

@@diabeetus I think you banned edenpbe for massing right. IT was the fastest ban i've ever seen

And not just that, I completely remember your unban protest where you said your mom died. I thought it was incredible and hard to believe, but thought it might be worth it to give you the chance on the small little tiny bit of hope that the story was true. Even if it was true anyways, its still not an excuse for massing. Fact that you lied about your mom dying to get unbanned is just a bit sick.
 
But anyways.. my ban story.
 
>be me
>log onto css
>join server
>"whats up guys"
>you have been permanently banned by EZKILL. "sup faggot"

Like 3 years ago I was banned for massing or raging or something and i was unbanned because I said it was because my mom died. It worked and i felt really bad for it, but I didn't want to be banned again so I never said anything after. Then like a year or something after I got perm ct banned and I asked gkoo If he would unban me, and so he looked at the forum and saw the thing about my mom dying and thought that they had just forgotten to unban me from that so he did. -confessions of a Ex Prepubescent Mass Freekiller

good read, old names. :)

Half of you wont know him, but, here it goes!
7:05 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Alright shadow, I'm going to tell you the story of xG
7:06 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Do what you will with it.
7:07 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: lol
7:07 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Alright so Silence was in edge gamers
7:07 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Or some other shitty CSS clan
7:07 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: With Troll face
7:07 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: And they wee both mods
7:07 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: well they don't sign on for 2 weeks and get kicked out
7:07 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: So they make xG
7:07 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: And get some co leaders
7:08 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: They were Erro
7:08 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Red Berry
7:08 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: And then those 2
7:08 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: So jail break gets some popularity and Duckii gets on the server
7:08 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: They instantly give her Co leader because she's a girl
7:08 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: even before she joined the clan
7:09 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: (True fuckin story)
7:09 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: So Duckii starts rapidly changing the rules with Silence
7:09 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: And all of the other co leaders get really pissed
7:09 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: And start fighting with Duckii
7:10 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Specificly Trollface and Redberry
7:10 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: So they get kicked out
7:10 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: xG grows really quickly in popularity because they get a really cool regular
7:10 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: His name was Edison Glass
7:11 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Edison glass was the Bees knees
7:11 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: But one day
7:11 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Silence mass freekilled the jail server for about 2 hours
7:11 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: So Edison got really pissed
7:11 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: And created NigNog
7:11 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Which was his stupid tag
7:12 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: But he made his own server
7:12 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: And got banned permanetly
7:12 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: And everyone that joined his clan got banned
7:16 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Wanna hear the rest
7:16 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: yeah
7:16 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Of the story of xG
7:16 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: xG only got big because of it's really good community
7:17 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: And its ability for the people who actually didn't want it to fail to get to together and fix it
7:17 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: So I join xG
7:17 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: I play a lot and there was this one guy
7:17 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Named MadEye
7:17 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Now when I played xG origionally I fucking hated it
7:18 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: I thought it was the stupidest fucking thing I had ever played
7:18 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: I only played it because my irl friend chip got me into it
7:18 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Or made me play it with him
7:18 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: One day I get super ultra mega pissed and create the family
7:18 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Origionally
7:19 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: It was basically me getting Warden and telling him that it was a family and to shut his whore mouth
7:19 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Which, is actually how it started
7:19 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: telling him? who?
7:19 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Mad eye
7:19 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: o
7:19 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: this was even before I joined xG
7:20 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Which i actually almost got banned for
7:20 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Because no one would stop saying it for the next 2 days
7:20 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Lol
7:20 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: lol
7:21 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: So I meet my friends and one of them was Johnnymcg
7:21 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Now Johnny was hated by absolutely everyone
7:21 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: oh hes hopped on recently
7:21 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: But I'll tell you, he was a better friend than a warden
7:21 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Now xG added this really shitty map where the cells would automatically shut
7:22 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: electric razor?
7:22 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Maybe
7:22 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: there's a giant pool
7:22 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: I know the map
7:22 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: forgot the name, think it was an electric razor version, fixed now
7:23 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: So he gets permanetly banned for cell spamming
7:23 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: So we allexplain that it doesn't make any fucking sense.
7:23 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Stays banned.
7:24 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: So I jump through the political hoops
7:24 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Get mod
7:24 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Meet Red berry understand the history of xG
7:24 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: cringe a bit
7:24 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Keep playing
7:25 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Netex joins the server
7:25 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: the first time
7:25 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: Hold on
7:25 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: Am I the ONLY one who thinks he got punished for trolling people who trolled him?
7:26 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: I don't think he should be banned but than again I just don't like xG anymore
7:26 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: alright, well go on
7:26 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: So he freekills the entire jail
7:26 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Perm banned
7:27 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: No way of getting out of it
7:27 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Duckii unbans him even though the entire community says no
7:27 PM - | xG:A | ShadowSpy: Xeno Gamers
7:28 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Screenshot by Lightshot
7:29 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: that was the origional
7:30 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: So duckii, aegean,and silence basically let him do whatever he wants
7:30 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: For like 3 months
7:31 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Which I find out later
7:31 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: He only finally gets banned because
7:31 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: him and duckii get into a fight
7:31 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: (true fuckin story)
7:33 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Moral of the story
7:34 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: The game was only good because it had a community that acted like a family.
7:34 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Once that was gone, there was no point in continueing.
7:35 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: It's not going to get better if nobody fixes it.
7:40 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Going to warn you
7:40 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: I had a lot of people in my pocket and I couldn't do anything except slowly prevent it
7:40 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: Like I had Duckii, most mods and admins
7:40 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: and I still couldn't do much
7:40 PM - Xavien21 [The Family]: I wish you luck though

this is the only cereal i eat

one time i /spec'd all and blamed it on teezar. he got banned.

So, I had to CT ban someone last night for mass freekilling, and he just came up with this hilarious sympathy story and I became curious. What has been your funniest or favorite ban experience?
 
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: will you plz un ct ban me
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: no.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: you wait the week you were banned.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: and then it expires.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: why
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: THAT is how you get unbanned
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i waited all day yesterday
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: also, please don't bug other admins about your ban.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: because I don't need you whining to me, nor other people.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: so please don't whine.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: fine i will kill myself
(the next part is where he messaged me on my phone after school, when I was hanging out with my girlfriend.)
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: hello
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Hi.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i now hate hosptial's
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: And uh. Why are you at a hospital?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: lets just say i jumped out of a tree yesterday
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Why? .-.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: because of yesterday
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Oh.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Cool.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: "Son. Why'd you jump out of a tree?"
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i broke both my legs!
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: THEY CT BANNED ME WAAAHHHH
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Lmao honestly. If you're that depressed over getting banned over a game, I applaud you sir.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: I had a great friend who killed himself due to major depression. So how about you stop fucking around, because it isn't funny. (this is true, but I thought I'd add it so he'd stop complaining which obviously didn't work.)
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i am not
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: If you're in a hospital, explain how you're playing TF2 as we speak.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i got out
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Oh, so you broke both your legs, and got out of the hospital in a single day.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Seems legit.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: im in canada
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Cool. What does that change, again?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: great helath care
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Alright, may I ask what you're wearing right now?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: a robe
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: With two broken legs?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: yea
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: and what are on your legs?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: casts
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Where did you break your legs?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: outside
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: I meant what part of your legs?
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: knee down
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: So you broke your entire leg.
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: From the knee down.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: yea
[xG:M] Chicken Panda: Well, I apologize I made you feel that way. I hope you have a hasty recovery.
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: its ok
vG|ThePurplePerkyPenguins111: i am a forgiving person
 
I was sort of being a dick, which I regret already, because I know that he's young and I probably shouldn't have said things that I did.
But att that point I was kinda done with his bs and decided to ignore him. No idea why I kept him added, but I thought it was funny.
SO. Now it's your turn to share. What was your funniest/favorite ban moment?

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#Closed

-1
He may be very active, but he is very annoying and still not a all around fun person to play with.
 
A: 9/10
M: 0/10

-1 kids a faggot and immature

its becasue youre to fat, gg fatti

+1. been playing on xg servers for a while now, longer than most of the faggots in xg now. active on servers and doesnt hack the server