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Thrillhouse

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  1. Me: "Danny have you ever even seen a clitoris ??" Danny: "Like in real life?"
  2. Los Angeles here! West Coast best coast ?
  3. But WHERE in California do you live? ? I drive a bus. It's as miserable as you think it is.
  4. I'll take whatever you wanna give me, daddy ?
  5. Division Counter-Strike In-Game Name THRILLHOUSE! Identity STEAM_0:1:17949353 Position Moderator Time Active on Servers 3 Days 8 hours Information I started playing on xG servers late 2012, became a member in 2013 and went on a major "hiatus" in late 2013, came back sometime in 2018. I've always enjoyed my time here and now that I have some free time, I would like to move up from just being a member to being a mod. I have read the staff submission rules and meet the requirements for the division I'm applying for. Yes
  6. I thought it would be fun to host a 2v2 Rocket League tournament but first, gotta find out how many people actually have the game and would be interested in playing. Feel free to post if you have the game AND would be interested in participating. All meme posts will be shamed.
  7. When you can successfully divide by 0
  8. Did you go to a fancy middle school or what?
  9. Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping, As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door. "'Tis some visiter," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door— Only this and nothing more." Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December; And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor. Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore— For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Nameless here for evermore. And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before; So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating "'Tis some visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door— Some late visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door;— This it is and nothing more." Presently my soul grew stronger; hesitating then no longer, "Sir," said I, "or Madam, truly your forgiveness I implore; But the fact is I was napping, and so gently you came rapping, And so faintly you came tapping, tapping at my chamber door, That I scarce was sure I heard you"—here I opened wide the door;— Darkness there and nothing more. Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there wondering, fearing, Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before; But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token, And the only word there spoken was the whispered word, "Lenore?" This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word, "Lenore!"— Merely this and nothing more. Back into the chamber turning, all my soul within me burning, Soon again I heard a tapping somewhat louder than before. "Surely," said I, "surely that is something at my window lattice; Let me see, then, what thereat is, and this mystery explore— Let my heart be still a moment and this mystery explore;— 'Tis the wind and nothing more!" Open here I flung the shutter, when, with many a flirt and flutter, In there stepped a stately Raven of the saintly days of yore; Not the least obeisance made he; not a minute stopped or stayed he; But, with mien of lord or lady, perched above my chamber door— Perched upon a bust of Pallas just above my chamber door— Perched, and sat, and nothing more. Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore, "Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou," I said, "art sure no craven, Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore— Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night's Plutonian shore!" Quoth the Raven "Nevermore." Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly, Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore; For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door— Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door, With such name as "Nevermore." But the Raven, sitting lonely on the placid bust, spoke only That one word, as if his soul in that one word he did outpour. Nothing farther then he uttered—not a feather then he fluttered— Till I scarcely more than muttered "Other friends have flown before— On the morrow he will leave me, as my Hopes have flown before." Then the bird said "Nevermore." Startled at the stillness broken by reply so aptly spoken, "Doubtless," said I, "what it utters is its only stock and store Caught from some unhappy master whom unmerciful Disaster Followed fast and followed faster till his songs one burden bore— Till the dirges of his Hope that melancholy burden bore Of 'Never—nevermore'." But the Raven still beguiling my sad fancy into smiling, Straight I wheeled a cushioned seat in front of bird, and bust and door; Then, upon the velvet sinking, I betook myself to linking Fancy unto fancy, thinking what this ominous bird of yore— What this grim, ungainly, ghastly, gaunt, and ominous bird of yore Meant in croaking "Nevermore." This I sat engaged in guessing, but no syllable expressing To the fowl whose fiery eyes now burned into my bosom's core; This and more I sat divining, with my head at ease reclining On the cushion's velvet lining that the lamp-light gloated o'er, But whose velvet-violet lining with the lamp-light gloating o'er, She shall press, ah, nevermore! Then, methought, the air grew denser, perfumed from an unseen censer Swung by seraphim whose foot-falls tinkled on the tufted floor. "Wretch," I cried, "thy God hath lent thee—by these angels he hath sent thee Respite—respite and nepenthe, from thy memories of Lenore; Quaff, oh quaff this kind nepenthe and forget this lost Lenore!" Quoth the Raven "Nevermore." "Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil!— Whether Tempter sent, or whether tempest tossed thee here ashore, Desolate yet all undaunted, on this desert land enchanted— On this home by Horror haunted—tell me truly, I implore— Is there—is there balm in Gilead?—tell me—tell me, I implore!" Quoth the Raven "Nevermore." "Prophet!" said I, "thing of evil!—prophet still, if bird or devil! By that Heaven that bends above us—by that God we both adore— Tell this soul with sorrow laden if, within the distant Aidenn, It shall clasp a sainted maiden whom the angels name Lenore— Clasp a rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore." Quoth the Raven "Nevermore." "Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!" I shrieked, upstarting— "Get thee back into the tempest and the Night's Plutonian shore! Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken! Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door! Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!" Quoth the Raven "Nevermore." And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door; And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon's that is dreaming, And the lamp-light o'er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor; And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor Shall be lifted—nevermore!
  10. I'm going to cautiously +1 because I have noticed an improvement in your demeanor and I have seen other members harassing you for no reason at all. However, you still do display some of your passed tendencies every once in awhile and that is the reason I am cautiously +1'ing your application. A: 8 M: 6
  11. Fun fact: MS-13 is A Salvadoran gang, not Mexican. Welcome! Fuck @Dannypicacho
  12. Next CN should be the most toxic game of Tabletop Simulator... Uno, Risk, Monopoly etc.
  13. Thrillhouse

    Bumpy Bumpy

    This thread is to show our love for @Bumpy and his massive male genitalia. All hail our new overlord, Bumpy McBigDick. Also, fuck @Dannypicacho.
  14. Thrillhouse

    Bumpy

    +1 bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy bumpy
  15. Imagine thinking Lunchables is still an acceptable meal at the age of 17 lol
  16. Thrillhouse

    Why

    Here's some growing up advice: Don't admit you are wrong and then follow up with "BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!".
  17. I honestly don't have ONE game that I can pinpoint and definitively rank it as my number 1 game of my childhood, so I'll go by the many systems I've played in my lifetime: NES/SNES: Pilot Wings Sega Genesis: Sonic The Hedgehog Gameboy: Pokemon (Red Version fo lyfe dawg) Sega Saturn: Virtua Fighter N64: GoldenEye PlayStation: Twisted Metal GameCube: Smash Bros. Melee Very first PC (IBM Aptiva): MechWarrior 2: 31st Century Combat Sega Dreamcast: Toy Commander Xbox: Halo 2 Xbox 360: Halo 3 PC (from 2006 to present): Guild Wars