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  1. Posted · Edited by Guest (see edit history)

    >wake up

    >crawl out of my crib and get dressed

    >still cant reach the pedals with my dwarf legs

    >take bus to work

    >go make some shitty pancakes

    >call doctor

    >check if they have midget heightening surgery

    >still no luck

    >go on PC and make dogshit graphics for homepage

    >cry like big baby when flamed for being steven level of graphic designer

    >kiss mom on mouth

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  3. Posted

    >wake up in piece of shit neighborhood to gunshots

    >kiss mom on mouth

    >stare into the mirror trying to figure out if im hispanic or asian

    >get on my red shirt and go to work at my lucrative career in selling staples and staplers

    >laugh at photo of aegean because he is shorter than me

    >laughing at that photo is the only joy i feel

    >go home to play league of legends

    >int feed jax

    >flame team for feeding jax

    >pay www.lolboosting.net to get me to diamond 3

    >brag about being diamond 3 12lp

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  6. Posted

    >Aegean please, at your stupid limerick i sneeze

    >I won't get phased by your stupid meme

    >Every 10-man your head turns into swiss cheese.

    >imgur.com/lHFK0me

    hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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  10. Posted

    Regarding recent 10 mans there has been debate weather or not we should be doing fat man out (Picking the best players first, and worst players last) opposed to first come first serve ( first 10 get to play )

     

    So here it is boys making the vote.

    ***WHETHER***

  11. Posted

    Gomenasai, my name is Ken-Sama.

     

    I’m a 47 year old American Otaku (Anime fan for you gaijins). I draw Anime and Manga on my tablet, and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior Japanese games. (Disgaea, Final Fantasy,And the Persona series)

     

    I train with my Katana every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my sword license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

     

    I speak Japanese fluently, both Kanji and the Osaka dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Japanese history and their bushido code, which I follow 100%

     

    When I get my Japanese visa, I am moving to Tokyo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an animator for Studio Ghibli or a game designer!

     

    I own several kimonos, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Japan, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Japanese as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

     

    Wish me luck in Japan!

    kill yourself.

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  21. Posted

    +1 pretty fun to play with and i've never personally had problems with him, however i think he should be kept on a short leash and if he starts acting like he did in the past he should receive a fitting punishment.

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