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in all honesty, we should consider working on our current divisions before we expand them anymore. (ironic coming from me, the least active staff member of all [personal/work reasons]) but before we go into making new one hit/one month divisions, we should make our current ones thrive. not to sound like "that old dude" but back in the day on CS:S alone, our JB server hit 64/64 every weekend (f/sat/sun) for the majority of the day no matter the time of year. yeah, during school activity dropped low, but you could still hop on css and see atleast 10 people at any point in the day. hell the whole "late night jailbreak" that is on CS:GO with "more lax rules, and different lastCT/LR options" is a thing because that's how it was back in CS:S late at night when myself, a few other staff members, and several regulars used to play with a few randoms who would join at that time (roughly between the hours of 11pm - 5am at which point some euro/east coasters would start playing and start out the "regular day"). (a lot of the randoms that joined from "late night jailbreak" went on to be very well respected members (tree, deathgod, to name a few) and we have some xG legends that were a part of that fun time (smoker is the first to pop into mind for old fags).
 
our TF2 servers used to be close to server cap, and TF2 JB didn't even exist at the time. it was things like trade, payload, death run, vsh. not just 1 server, but all of them.
 
You used to be able to hop on to CS:S or TF2 at any time in the day, sort by players, and you would see us right up there with HG on CS:S, and No Heroes and all the other majorly populated/funded TF2 communities.
 
IMO we should spend more time/effort focusing into actively populating our current server base, and learning to have fun with everyone and not be rule/ban whores on the servers so we get people who want to come back because they had fun while still maintaining a mostly civil place. We also should work on properly advertising our MC server with potentially paid ads on the MC voting sites and increasing the unique traits all our servers have over others (our own custom jailbreak plugin on CS:S that we could work on getting going better for TF2?)

what

>be American
>flying to the Arab nation of Turkey for business
>get off the plane at Allah International Airport in Mohammed city
>a goat bumps into me, it has my luggage strapped on its back
>take luggage which now smells faintly of smirnoff, goat goes about its business
>look for a taxi to take me to my hotel
>they are all magic carpets and goat-drawn carts, and there's a huge traffic jam of even more magic carpets and goat-drawn carts extending for miles
>decide to just take my mobility scooter all the way there
>get hungry
>there's no McDonalds to be found
>the smell of cooking meat lures me to a kebeb stand
>can't understand the menu, must be in Russian or something
>randomly pick an item off the menu
>it's the best kebab ever!
>like pork, but sweeter and fattier
>ask kebab man what it is
>mfw I was eating Armenians

>Still talking trash i see.
>Then a poem battle there shall be.
>Your haiku game is weak.
>Go back to your own country, you sikh.

Stickied until this thing is decided. Good initiative @Hanney !

>Albi had a date to the prom
>"Her booty looked bomb."
>He wanted a kiss
>But to his dismay she gave a hiss
>As the night went on, they left the prom
>He took her home, and to the bed they went
>He went blindfolded, and he got bent
>As it turned out, she was a dom
>And so, he stopped going on dates with his mom

Hey guys so I'm trying to revamp our awesome Twitter page and if you haven't seen it yet you can check it out here. Anyways, I want to have a friendly competition for our graphic designers and best memers, anyone is welcome to submit. For specific details: it needs to be no larger than 1500x500 pixels(an upload of 5MB) and anything under 640 pixels wide will be stretched and end up pixelated so try to keep this in mind as you're creating your masterpiece. Winner will be determined and receive forum credits for their efforts.
 
P.S. if we get a lot of submissions and interest in this I'm considering doing a tile background and avatar contest for the page as well.

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yeah, im stepping down. this is something ive been thinking about for a very long time, and ive come to terms with the fact that im not going to be able to do a proper job with my position if i have such mixed feelings.
 
xG has been my home for a very long time, even if i havent been a real part of the clan for all of the years since I originally joined. i basically grew up with the people that have come and gone through xG, and i definitely found a part of myself here. for perspective, i joined when I was 12. I'm 17 now. this aside, I'm quite tired of the responsibilities I (don't) have. the magic isnt there anymore. even when there is people on the servers, it isnt much fun for me. I would love to fix it, but I simply lack the motivation to do so. I hope xG manages to revive itself to the glory days it was once in. If this is to happen some shit needs to change, drastically, but either way gl boys
 
i had a lot of fun setting up our minigames and minecraft servers. it was a big joint effort from a lot of people, but i'm glad i lead a part of the charge to get some of the old fun back. it didnt turn out too well, but i believe in the potential. i hope everyone continues to enjoy some gaming action on the world wide web!1
 
at the end of the day I'm not really going anywhere, I just want to go back to playing games with friends and less making sure other people can play games with friends. im also gonna step down to paid non member for that sweet sweet teal teamspeak star :^)
 
some classic """""""""""goodbye"""""""""" messages:
 
@virr it really has been wonderful watching you integrate yourself into xG and become one of the most heralded members. I'm glad to see you have made great friends and pick up some responsibilities for yourself. I'm sure our relationship wont go anywhere, but either way, hejspeed my bror
 
@Chrono you still smell really bad
 
@Rabid Hello and thank you for joining us at SESH radio, your local focal point for anything weather, news, or sports related. My name is Kip Chipperly I'm gonna give you your five day forecast, uh, covering both the inland and midland sections. Uh, we're experiencing about 98 precipitation, um... but expect, uh, a dense fa- uh, fog cloud to roll in about 5 PM tonight, uh and thats probably gonna last you until about 2 or 3 in the afternoon tomorrow, too. So, dress warmly in the morning and then, you know, be ready to take off that sweater and party at night
Alright everyone- I'll see you next week, have a great time.
 
@Kile RAWR XD
 
@lilbleed honestly im sorry for being mean to you. sometimes it was in my opinion overstepping what could be considered just fucking around. youre a good kid, even if youre a bit incredibly retarded at times
 
@Bleed thanks for giving me some inspiration for my erotic roleplay writings
 
@Vertex good luck installing google ultron
 
@Aegean i really do respect your aspirations for the clan, as well as your genuine care for everyone in it. I know that we haven't agreed on everything, but either way, best of luck making xG great again or some other trump terrorist bullshit. also, thanks for giving me a chance at mc, i kinda fucked it up though so sorry about that one
 
@Snackbar nice cock
 
@Forest we havent really talked much but i appreciate/admire your occasional efforts to improve things
 
@Jacob SOOOOOO $TONED FUCK MAN AW $HIT NIGGA HELLA MOTHA FUCKING 666 ODD FUTURE MAN BRO CHECK THIS OUT MY SWAG WITH THE WHAT WHOLE 666 420 $$$$ HOLLA HOLLA GET DOLLA SWED CASH FUCKING MARIJUANA CIGARETTES GANGSTA GANGSTA EAZY-E C.R.E.A.M. SO BAKED OFF OF THE BOBMARLEY GANJA 420 SHIT PURE OG KUUSSHHH LEGALIZE CRYSTAL WEED.
 
 
 
 
 
 
again, i'm still gonna be on teamspeak and play games and stuff. i just no longer have interest in the higher uppy stuff. if we were friends before, were friends now. i love you faggots <3
 
 
jk
jk again lol

Division:

Team Fortress 2 In-Game Name:

SLAG|Bad-Batter Identity:

Steam Community :: SLAG|Bad-Batter Ban Type:

Server Ban Information:

About three years ago i was Permanently Banned from all Team Fortress 2 XG Servers on account of "Freekilling" In a Jailbreak server. This was years ago and i have friends that are in the XG group that i'd like to join on your servers, this of course means no more "Freekilling". I'll behave like the good boy my mother wants me to be. Thank you very much, ilu all <3

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@Hanney definitely applied under forum division, she got 6 +1's before she got accepted. For consistencies sake i'd say we treat this member app the same. Thoughts @Aegean?

in 2 weeks. going to didney worl in florida with the fam. didney worl in california aint enough.

Name: "Actual Retard"
In order to get it: Be @Steven

+1 Twitter definetly could use some love <3

+1 seems like a decent dudette!

In all seriousness I don't know her really well but she seems to use twitter quite often. Also seems like a decent person.

+1 Servers could do with some advertisement.

In-Game Name:

CallMeHanney Active Division:

Forum Previously a Member in xG:

No Steam ID:

STEAM_0:0:81396297 Banned:

No Active on Teamspeak:

Yes Time Active on Servers:

1 Year Age:

17 Reasons for Joining:

First step towards CL! xd

Division:

Forum In-Game Name:

Hanney Steam ID:

STEAM_0:0:81396297 Position:

Social Media Time Active:

1 year and 14 weeks Age:

17 Experience:

None Donated:

Yes Information:

I know how to use social media, I'm not experienced in increasing traffic for our site and servers but I would really like to learn and grow the community.

Division:

Counter-Strike: Source In-Game Name:

Jacob Steam ID:

STEAM_0:0:61201130 Banned:

No Previously in xG:

No Active on Teamspeak:

No Age:

17 Further Information:

thanks for your time please +1 and ill give you one peepee touch ;)

For future reference, this is what proper advertising would look like:
 
Looking for a friendly new clan to hang around? xDmemeclan.com/xD is a lovely new clan xD
Also follow our reddit! reddit.com/r/xDclan
Invite all of your friends to our group, xD Clan, the more the merrier!

That's a REALLY nice shop area, nice job everyone!