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>wake up in piece of shit neighborhood to gunshots

>kiss mom on mouth

>stare into the mirror trying to figure out if im hispanic or asian

>get on my red shirt and go to work at my lucrative career in selling staples and staplers

>laugh at photo of aegean because he is shorter than me

>laughing at that photo is the only joy i feel

>go home to play league of legends

>int feed jax

>flame team for feeding jax

>pay www.lolboosting.net to get me to diamond 3

>brag about being diamond 3 12lp

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>wake up in piece of shit neighborhood to gunshots

>kiss mom on mouth

>stare into the mirror trying to figure out if im hispanic or asian

>get on my red shirt and go to work at my lucrative career in selling staples and staplers

>laugh at photo of aegean because he is shorter than me

>laughing at that photo is the only joy i feel

>go home to play league of legends

>int feed jax

>flame team for feeding jax

>pay www.lolboosting.net to get me to diamond 3

>brag about being diamond 3 12lp

 

>tfw the site you linked is a nonexistent Wix site.

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>wake up

>crawl out of my crib and get dressed

>still cant reach the pedals with my dwarf legs

>take bus to work

>go make some shitty pancakes

>call doctor

>check if they have midget heightening surgery

>still no luck

>go on PC and make dogshit graphics for homepage

>cry like big baby when flamed for being steven level of graphic designer

>kiss mom on mouth

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>drives home with cup of coffee

>just closed the coffee shop super tired

>scored another fat chick to add on steam thanks to fallout music

>looks in rear view mirror to see fucked up crooked face

>gets flashbacks of shitty graphic design on xenogamers.com

>gets into car accident while flashing back

>almost unconscious

>more flashbacks of looking into mirror at work

>face crooked as fuck

>passes out wakes up at hospital

>turns to side to see flowers and mirror

>fuck

>my face is still crooked

 

@Aegean

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