jaygoki

hey I forgot to update this lol flowers are for my momma and the planets are because I fuck w space

alright u little shits im only doing this because i get pinged about it every day It's time for the annual™ CS:GO 1v1 Tournament, now with one less host and a whole lot more shitposting! This time, instead of having a variety of weapons, we're gonna go AWP only - no pistols, rifles, or otherwise. Because last tournament took literally all of one day and I don't feel like spending 6 hours watching @Klure win, this time the participants will find their opponents on their own, 1v1 on a map that the two of you (not me!) decide on a server that you guys find (empty arena server or Faceit client works well). It will be the first to 16 rounds won, since not many arena servers have a round limit, and one of you will send a screenshot to me over discord (bonksnp#8431) of the scoreboard so that I know none of you cheated. We'll also be doing a loser's bracket because why wouldn't we. To prevent photoshopping of scoreboards the bracket won't be announced until the day of the tournament. I'm leaving back to Austin on Friday so the tournament is going to be this Thursday, 1/16. If you would like to participate, just leave a post in this thread (if you just want to post and don't want to participate note it in the post and I won't add you to the bracket). Prizes will include credits, in-game chat tags, and a Discord tag for first place and the winner of the loser's bracket! Good luck, and have fun!

certainly a better 14 year old than i was. learn to keep your cool and you'll be all aces +1

+1 I trust thrillhouse the most out of the non higher-ups staff. he's like 46 and not a retard

this lad already has more powers than a discord mod ~sealed away in the great vaults of time (yes im bringing that one back)

this is why admins got perms taken away

bruh ur a dl just unban him lol

just for reference, the ban was Sept. 3 2014 for threatening to ddos. not my div but I think a little over 5 years is plenty of time to be given another chance. @hongkongatron

whats the deal with all the oldfags coming back

I'm gonna go ahead and go through and hide all the joke responses here. please keep this thread on topic and if you are here to make a joke take it somewhere else (or, better idea, keep it to yourself)

i was on campus all day today to might as well make a college joke lol

+1 closed

hi im posting this from my phone on the bus pls bear with me for the exactly two of you that have been wondering where I am, college is honestly kicking my ass and im working 2 jobs at the same time to pay for housing so I haven't had much time to be active in discord or on the servers. I've been trying to work on plugins when I can (because @Jadow broke roulette) but I barely have any free time as it is so it gets devoted to other things unfortunately. I'll be back soon™ when shits a little less hectic for me, but I promise im still sorta around until then

accepted i guess ~closed i guess

Jailbreak Roulette change Instead of only being able to bet once per round, changed to a timed interval between bets

CONGRATULATIONS!  Your membership application has been accepted and you are now a member of Xeno Gamers! You can now add the [xG] tag to your in-game name! To begin your membership, familiarize yourself with our rules listed below. This is highly important and knowing these rules will keep you safe from bans! Want to get more involved in the community and qualify for Staff? Here's how! 1. Be active on our Discord server! You can download Discord here, and join us using this link! 2. Be active on the forums! This is one of the best ways to keep yourself informed on things happening within the community and for your voice to be heard! 3. Be active on our servers! This shows that you're committed to the clan! For a server list, click here. Come check out our staff list to see who is who on the servers, click here. For a list of our server rules and guides, click on the appropriate division: [TF2] [CS:GO] [GMOD] [Minecraft] [Nuclear Dawn] WE HOPE YOU ENJOY YOUR STAY!

hello friend

@Jadow @RazorScooter post valid vouches you fucks +1, almost any time jb is active this guy is on, and as far as I know has never caused any trouble with anyone. a: 9 m:8

it's a 1 day ban, you can wait it out don't do it in the first place if you don't want to get banned! ~closed

Jailbreak The roulette plugin is now live on Jailbreak! Type !rou or !roulette to use it! Bet your credits on a simulated roulette wheel! Map Added jb_tropico

I've spoken with @johnGait42 and he's promised not to do it again. srsly don't do it again ~unbanned

I don't see missing 2 hours of playtime being a problem when you can get that in one night. we can leave this one open 0, I've only seen you on once but I'm not on the servers as often as I should be so

seeing as how you clearly did not read the submission rules and that you only have 5 forum posts, we're gonna go ahead and close this application. ~closed

your first ban protest is still open, please wait until that one is resolved to make a new thread ~closed

I'm high off of hydrocodone, I can only breathe out of my mouth, and my nose is still bleeding (therefore the gauze and such) but I'm alive. the bleeding is supposed to start slowing up after today and completely stop by the end of the week so I'll be up and at em whenever that is