Goblin

+1 has a mic

Not bad. I'd give 'em a quarter for it

Some one plz

Uh.. Fock it this is the first selfie I found on my phone It's gay as fk
Also I have a duck pic ;)

I'll put shize I roughly poop on paper here. first the Eds.
 

I'll put shize I roughly poop on paper here. first the Eds.
 

Uh.. Fock it this is the first selfie I found on my phone It's gay as fk
Also I have a duck pic ;)

Okay so one time I was jackin it on a sunday when I was 14, and for whatever reason I decided to blow my load out of the second story window, so I opened the window and finished, but I forgot about the fact that the screen was still in the window. So there was this big wall of cum and I was so scared because I knew my dad would see and ask why there was an off-white block of crusty shit outside the window, and also I had my door locked but I knew my parents were sitting outside. So I had to look around the room for a way to get it out but the fucking semen was in between the little holes in the screen and wiping off the thin sheet of load didnt do anything, and thats when I realized the only way to remove it was to put my mouth up to the thing and suck it out and spit it into a bottle and after about an hour it looked clean but there was a bottle of cum on my desk. And I fucking forgot to do anything with it and my dad still saw it and I got grounded THE END
so yeah #tmi

Some drunk fat bitch at a party got pissed at me for reasons I can't quite remember and for some god awful reason launched an assault on my dick area and somehow managed to flay my groin to pieces. It looked like someone tried to slice my diick and balls off with a pair of safety scissors I didn't really tell anyone because.. wtf. So I ended up wearing 5 band-aids on my crotch for at least 3 weeks and all the way through finals.

Some drunk fat bitch at a party got pissed at me for reasons I can't quite remember and for some god awful reason launched an assault on my dick area and somehow managed to flay my groin to pieces. It looked like someone tried to slice my diick and balls off with a pair of safety scissors I didn't really tell anyone because.. wtf. So I ended up wearing 5 band-aids on my crotch for at least 3 weeks and all the way through finals.

Some drunk fat bitch at a party got pissed at me for reasons I can't quite remember and for some god awful reason launched an assault on my dick area and somehow managed to flay my groin to pieces. It looked like someone tried to slice my diick and balls off with a pair of safety scissors I didn't really tell anyone because.. wtf. So I ended up wearing 5 band-aids on my crotch for at least 3 weeks and all the way through finals.

No one is actually going to post a True thing about themselves and/or Experience they had, so fuck it, I guess I have to step up to the damned plate. If you had any respect for me, that will be all gone with in these next 2 minutes.
 
One time, I was petting my cat, normally mind you, just on the back. He's purring and all that good shit and he's loving the hell out of it. So he falls to the floor, at the time, I thought it was adorable. At the time though. 000.1 Seconds afterwards I see a fucking disgustingly red erect Cat Sausage™ and it's already too late, there is no God, nor hell below in this moment, for I have already arrived at my destination. And that Destination is a personal hell designed for me in which this cat decides to blow his load all over the place and scars my 10 year old mind. All I could fucking do was go up to my mother and simply murmur "M-...Mom I think...I think the Cat's spraying..." even though I knew it was just some sort of strange delusional cover up for what had just destroyed my love for any cat ever. And this is my story of why I kind of prefer Dogs.
 
That very cat stills comes up to me and paws at me for love and all I can do is this.
 
TL;DR - Cats love me.

ƒuck me.

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gay.

U fokkin bastardly niggy asss titty tit faced nipple licking milk drinking bun mongering fat face fat head dik dickering anus spewing cont busting cow touching butt fisting fuk head.
 
I thot u were bout to be outtie on all of us.

"Accuses all of us of being kids lurking 4chan"
"Is the only one who knew this came from 4chan"
How is 7th grade going?

im sorry that was rude, by this isn't 4chan you cancerous 12 yr old fucks, i meant this isn't shitchan infested with newfags like you who have been around 4chan for a shorter time than you have been around xg, which is also short because you are 12 yr old fucks.
 
You wanna do some stupid forum games, cool, dont straight up copy some shitty thread that is used and abused on /b/ thinking you are cool.

Welcome back.

Fruit of the Loom Underwear.
Because I grew out of toys, gift cards, and apparently clothes.

Fruit of the Loom Underwear.
Because I grew out of toys, gift cards, and apparently clothes.

oh my god, no one can be this dumb let me quote the thing for you because obviously your fingers are too crippled to do it lol.

 
I guess i gotta spell it out for you and others, even the people +1 this. i talked to forge about making an admin thread, he no ballz me so i did it and we had a good laugh i forgot tf2 doesn't know what no ballz is, RIP CSS, anyway, did you really think i would have gotten a second chance with what i posted in the OP? did you not think i would make some sort of argument or have added some evidence if i really wanted a second chance? there is no chance i'm getting a second chance this early (or ever for that matter) so why not have some fun. But like i said, i guess you guys are too retarded to get.
 
RIP

+1
A: 9/10
M: 8/10
 
McDonalds and Burger King can't match the power of MsTacobell.

A:9
M:10
+1 Beelerino

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