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Dethman

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  1. Dethman
    Nice memes guys, keep it up
    1. Bone

      Bone

      proud of you
    2. ArminArmout

      ArminArmout

      [keyboard clicking noises]
  2. Dethman
    Anal or oral
  3. Dethman
    April Fools
    1. ArminArmout

      ArminArmout

      you sure got me
    2. Dethman

      Dethman

      Boy oh boy did I give you a good razzle
  4. Dethman
    what in the actual fuck is happening
    1. jaygoki

      jaygoki

      silence is a scummer
  5. Dethman
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VFGXBkK5Fs
  6. Dethman
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtGAHQ_tI
  7. Dethman
    ARE YOU READY KIDS
    1. KSPlayer1337

      KSPlayer1337

      AYE AYE CAPTAIN
    2. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      no, 5 more minutes mom
    3. Bone

      Bone

      "Not yet" -Mr. Krabs
  8. Dethman

    End my misery daddy
  9. Dethman
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_XH4kW_tqw
  10. Dethman
    I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.
    1. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      funi and original
  11. Dethman
    Who is god?
    1. ArminArmout

      ArminArmout

      dj kahled
  12. Dethman
    Excuses are like assholes, the smaller the better
    1. ArminArmout

      ArminArmout

      CAN WE DO MORE KAZOO
    2. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      *kazoo*
    3. Dethman

      Dethman

      KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  13. Dethman
    Almost a year man
  14. Dethman
    jesus fucking christ i used to be a dick, i'm so sorry
    1. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      What? Give examples! F+ ~ Bello
  15. Dethman
    Are you going to build a wall?
  16. Dethman
    what 2 heck man?
  17. Dethman
    jesus fucking christ i hate the flu
    1. Rhododendron

      Rhododendron

      What is the half life of Uranium-238?
    2. Dethman

      Dethman

      4.468 billion years
    3. Forge

      Forge

      rip
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  18. Dethman
    remember to vote for trump, he'll shut down tumblr
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      Then where will I get my puns?
  19. Dethman
    Where the fuck is shoutbox?
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      ok so get on https://xenogamers.com and then (here's the complicated part make sure you read carefully) you scroll down aight? so you'll see this huge box with a lot of text in it and then umm this should be it https://i.gyazo.com/bec5cac8f6dbf08883038b6bd3a50dbb.png
    2. Dethman

      Dethman

      Awesome man, thanks so much for the help. wish i could pay you back for all that time you took to type that.
    3. Egossi

      Egossi

      if i earned a penny for every hour i spent typing that, I'd be broke as fuck
  20. Dethman
    Hi, I hear you like women
    1. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      Yes, I do! Are you selling some?!
    2. Dethman

      Dethman

      I'm selling 2, 1 indian and 1 blonde british girl (no teeth gap)
    3. Goblin

      Goblin

      No gap? Not for long. ᘳ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ᘰ
  21. Dethman
    Hello darkness my old friend
  22. Dethman
    Please dont touch my wee wee
  23. Dethman
    Using a tampon to clog the throats of your enemies #JustGirlThings
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      sounds just like me
  24. Dethman
    RIP Clone Trooper 99, he just wanted to be a soldier, and he went out a hero
  25. Dethman
    Remember the greatest quote of all time...."If xG was a school, I would want to shoot it up" Haxx, 2k15
    1. Snackbar

      Snackbar

      "If we all just started singing we could literally film Rent 2, thats how much AIDS and cancer is here" - Scootaloo 2016