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  1. Blizzard
    can I smoke anime
    1. Goblins

      Goblins

      Not until you smoke your broccoli, son.
    2. Bone

      Bone

      Sure, but I think it would have about the same effect on you as smoking Asbestos
  2. Blizzard
    The ts filipe is trash, where's the good music? Frickin garbage bee memes
    1. Caleb956

      Caleb956

      can filipe just play this video over and over https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIIDvvOP4HA&t
  3. Blizzard
    Finally masters ;D
    1. Goblins

      Goblins

      Masters are sucking pee pee. Saw your snap story though. Congrats man. How many infuriating games did you have to go through to reach this accomplishment?
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      like 60 games
  4. Blizzard
    Starting rank in ow, 3385
  5. Blizzard
    Ordered my pc parts, should be getting into the swing of things back at xG by the end of september
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      oh you were gone?
  6. Blizzard
    Sometimes I just connect to ts so I can stay in the waiting room and listen sick tunes while I play
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      I only hear jazz
    2. Egossi

      Egossi

      And yet some retards want the music bot gone for some reason
  7. Blizzard
    Has the phattest chocolate flavored bottom!!! <3<3<3
  8. Blizzard
    Waiting for the official xG Sponsor to be a gay hotline
  9. Blizzard
    Road to 65 rank in overwatch, is completed
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      nobody cares lol
  10. Blizzard
    tfw you donated a year ago, but still havent been marked as a donator on the forums
    1. Tsuchikure

      Tsuchikure

      tfw expects time to solve everything
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      I donated via tf2 keys when it was still a thing :[ @[1:@Rhododendron]
    3. Rhododendron

      Rhododendron

      Just get KB to confirm it :)
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  11. Blizzard
    Nana Boost
  12. Blizzard
    when people get mad at you for playing torb on offense, but you end up getting potg, gold elims, and 50% kill participation
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      What Wendy's commercial?
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9o6krTi5rA
    3. Fink

      Fink

      torbjorn on offense is fucking garbage. gold elims doesnt mean you help the team. he just has a good gun. if you play like this in comp, youre fucking stupid. (in quick play anythings fine :/)
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  13. Blizzard
    Mama Amari coming to ow, team mom
    1. Hushpuppy

      Hushpuppy

      Get hype for people seeing "sniper" and just going for kills.
  14. Blizzard
    Pokemon gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    1. ArminArmout

      ArminArmout

      pokemon gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    2. NitNat

      NitNat

      it hasn't even been 24 hrs and I've managed to get better luck than bliz :^) life's good
  15. Blizzard
    [OneSpicyTaco]: he isnt my dad when we shower
    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Kinky
    2. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      @[1142:@Duke]
  16. Blizzard
    Anybody else buy Disgaea PC for the tf2 promo items :3
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      No :3
  17. Blizzard
    6 Man Overwatch Comp Dream Team
    1. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      except were trash kek
  18. Blizzard
    You play Overwatch? Yeah! Who do you main? D.Va. Do you play anyone else? Nope, just D.Va. #D.VaMainsNeedToStop
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    2. Hushpuppy

      Hushpuppy

      I switch heros every 5 seconds when my mech dies and i turn into shitty tracer.
    3. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      I mean I play the roadhog the most and he's my "main" you could say, but he's actually a main that can DO something. I don't play him every game because if you want to win a game you can't be playing the same character if someone already took it need some diversity not the hero genji and widow only players.
    4. DemonicDisaster

      DemonicDisaster

      Fucking true Bliz.
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  19. Blizzard
    It's never been cheaper to travel to Britain now B)
  20. Blizzard
    The real overwatch killer is among us, legend of titan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFIp3K6fNHI
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    2. Bone

      Bone

      It's funny because if you look up some gameplay of it, Youtube recognizes it as Overwatch :^)
    3. Hushpuppy

      Hushpuppy

      Sadly it's apparently a tech demo and will never actually be released. Overwatch remains the only class based shooter worth paying.
    4. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      Heres another link https://youtu.be/nZJeisfRrdY
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  21. Blizzard
    Widow and McCree got nerfed, ayyy
    1. NitNat

      NitNat

      What happened to widow
    2. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      She does less body shot damage, but her headshot multiplier increased from 2 to 2.5, her ult takes longer to come out
  22. Blizzard
    Add me on battle net DumpsterCat#11597
  23. Blizzard
    Bought overwatch+64 of its crates
    1. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      gimme your epic D.Va skins
    2. Goblins

      Goblins

      I bought Overwatch 64 for the Nintendo Playstation too, man!
  24. Blizzard
    When you bet a 123 dollar knife and end up with 483 dollars. #GamblingBlessings
    1. Vacindak

      Vacindak

      GG
    2. Insane

      Insane

      I'm proud of what I have created
  25. Blizzard
    I encountered a shiny marill in the safari zone and I want to kms because it ran
    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      if you threw mud, it aint shiny no more
    2. ArminArmout

      ArminArmout

      that's terribly cruel.
    3. Blizzard

      Blizzard

      I threw bait at it so it could stay longer, but nope the thing just ran
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