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S1mpleDuck

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  1. @[107469:@SnowyMinion] Are you @[107538:@virr] waifu?
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    2. Egossi

      Egossi

      oh no im being targeted again by EU scum, time to flee
    3. Jadow

      Jadow

      https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/det%20%C3%A4r%20uppenbart%20att%20%40Viktor%20K%20%C3%A4lskar%20sn%C3%B6ig this isn't accurate is it https://translate.google.com/#auto/en/det%20%C3%A4r%20uppenbart%20att.%0AViktor%20K%20%C3%A4lskar%20sn%C3%B6ig this one is better
    4. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      I like someone else. Now fucking stop
  2. https://gyazo.com/91fea34cfe974d95873c3485740c6507 @[107706:@BlankuChan] LOVE U @[107538:@virr]
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    2. virr
    3. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      ALRIGHTYYY I MADE A DECISION :) I will love virr 50% and blanku 50% final choice take it or leave it
    4. Egossi

      Egossi

      [Help!] I'm about to kill myself (´・ω・`)
  3. how do i be cool?
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    2. Jadow

      Jadow

      @[107469:@SnowyMinion] I know I'm not cool I'm in the oven
    3. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      omg @[107597:@Jaydow]
    4. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      Jaydow is burnt
  4. Im being forced to write this.... Emilia is best girl and Rem,Ram are the worst! :(
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    2. Jadow

      Jadow

      were you forced or did someone pay you credits to do this.
    3. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      Definitely not credits :).........
    4. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      Rem and Ram are one true waifu
  5. @[107538:@virr] should i abandon sweden on the mc server?
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    2. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      Who ever becomes owner of sweden on mc will be ally with norway. U better be owner of sweden @[107538:@virr]
    3. virr

      virr

      i don't even play minecraft
    4. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      Still u have too
  6. I need a anime to watch im slowly dying because i can't find anything ;~;
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    2. virr

      virr

      Have fun! Monogatari series is probably my favorite anime of all times. 10/10 would recommend
    3. Bone

      Bone

      No no no, all these wimpy ass weeb animes. What you want is an anime not made for little girls and men who think they're little girls. Dragon Ball Z, Fist of the North Star, and Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. And if you're overwhelmed by the sheer manliness of those three and would like to take it only slightly easier with a comedy, then I also suggest Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo
    4. KSPlayer1337

      KSPlayer1337

      bone i was going to say dbz
  7. Can someone give me a small loan of 10 trillion dollars? I will pay you back I promise
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    2. Caleb956

      Caleb956

      Alright cool, where do I send it?
    3. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      To my p.o box i will text u the rest of the info
    4. Caleb956
  8. That feeling when you create a nation on xg minecraft and its gone
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    2. Thorax_
    3. Egossi

      Egossi

      incompetent server providers and data hosters, hmmmmmmmm INTeresting as @[46:@Aegean] would say
    4. Aegean

      Aegean

      @[108703:@S1mpleDuck] Message me what you lost and we can see if we can work something out my dude
  9. Won't pay for Virr's child support
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    2. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      viktor is a led. he doesn't need support
    3. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      viktor is a led. he doesn't need support
    4. virr

      virr

      you give me all the led i need @[107469:@SnowyMinion]
  10. Your waifu is shit... fight me @[107538:@virr] and @[107706:@BlankuChan] @[108302:@Isura]
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    2. Isura

      Isura

      I don't even like you guys anymore
    3. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      u love me lets be honest
    4. Isura

      Isura

      i dont tbh
  11. Im a filthy console peasant now :(
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    2. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      @[107538:@virr] im no longer filthy peasant i broke my controller today :(
    3. virr
    4. YeEternalTuna
  12. I'm very confused right now. I was playing GTA and my friend said killing is not allowed in this game but isn't GTA about killing????
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    2. Goblins

      Goblins

      That's an awful front bumper, Virr. Please change it so it doesn't look like a rolling turd. Thank you.
    3. virr

      virr

      Do you really think i have the patience to sit in a 20 minute loading screen to show a car in my garage. This was the first one i found on google fam
    4. Egossi

      Egossi

      Princess Robot Bubblegum!
  13. #RIP @[108159:@VIllirux] HE JUST GOT VACCED http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198046976256/ Another person gets vacced ;~;
  14. Do you love me?
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    2. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      @[107706:@BlankuChan] Rem is best girl I don't like Emilia
    3. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      @[51525:@Egossi] Blank is the best person in the world
    4. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      I love them both :)
  15. Can someone get me some coffee im gonna need it for map making
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    2. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      no @[51806:@Bello] its just a troll :)
    3. realBelloWaldi

      realBelloWaldi

      damnit, thelegend27 has beat my ass again
    4. S1mpleDuck
  16. On a scale of 1 to dank. How dank are you?
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    2. S1mpleDuck
    3. Caleb956

      Caleb956

      On a scale of one to dank? pepe.
    4. Bone

      Bone

      I think you mean: "On a scale of 1 to dunk, how Michael Jordan are you?" with the answer being "Space Jam"
  17. I have achieved ultimate power!!! i got a fidget spinner
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    2. YeEternalTuna
    3. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      May the Fidget Gods be ever in your favor
    4. Bone

      Bone

      Now just add an air compressor and get that thing up to 9000 RPMs
  18. ehhhh.... :/
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    2. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      No cause i cant play csgo for a couple of days
    3. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      even virr doesn't ask me that
    4. S1mpleDuck

      S1mpleDuck

      Virr loves me more than u wow
  19. TF2 > CSGO or CSGO > TF2
    1. Goblins

      Goblins

      They both suck.
    2. Bone

      Bone

      More like: Battleborn > TF2 and CS:GO :^)
    3. Egossi

      Egossi

      TF2 > Overwatch
  20. Do u hate it when someone new questions your understanding of the rules?
    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Or when a first time player says you are abusing when they haven't even glanced at the motd.
    2. lilbleed
    3. Egossi

      Egossi

      tell us about it when we've had that for the past 3 years in this clan
  21. I feel amazing! I have 1k hours in CSGO..... Oh wait that means I don't have a life :<
    1. bagggel

      bagggel

      better than my 7k hours of tf2 xd
    2. Egossi

      Egossi

      I definitely haven't played TF2 for almost 4k hours or anything!
    3. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Hit 2K in tf2
  22. inhale the dank memes, exhale the stale memes
    1. KSPlayer1337

      KSPlayer1337

      inject the memes into my bloodstream
    2. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      Is Brady still a meme
    3. S1mpleDuck
  23. I went exercising yesterday (Haven't gone in awhile).... I can't feel my body or legs. 1/10 would not recommend
    1. Aegean

      Aegean

      What did you do in terms of exercise?
    2. YeEternalTuna

      YeEternalTuna

      Yeah baba is right what do you mean by exercise? Were you exercising your body or your rights? Please explain.
    3. YeEternalTuna

      YeEternalTuna

      Yeah baba is right what do you mean by exercise? Were you exercising your body or your rights? Please explain.
  24. Anyone else have a screwed up sleep schedule?
    1. Egossi

      Egossi

      i do, in fact i was sleeping from 4-5 pm to 2 am just a few weeks ago, and now im sleeping from 6-10 am to 2-5 pm
    2. Bone

      Bone

      I sleep from around noon to 8-8:30 PM. I'll let you decide
  25. im tired
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      hi tired. im simple
    2. Jadow

      Jadow

      hi simple. im duck