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Status Updates posted by shwash

  1. shwash

    Happy 22nd birthday to me!

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    2. shwash

      shwash

      I am now, but I had to be born sometime.

       

    3. Rainy

      Rainy

      Happy birthday you beast. Stay safe

    4. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Happy Birthday!

  2. shwash

    The storm that the area I live in is currently having has had a reported 532 air to ground lightning strikes within it's duration. Happy 4th, friends!

    1. virr

      virr

      Stay safe buddy

    2. shwash

      shwash

      I mean it's over now but I appreciate the concern! It was a crazy storm though.

  3. shwash
    "A drop in the basket is, worth a shepard's shilling" -Danka Chevchnov
    1. Bone

      Bone

      "Remember that, take it to the- take it to heart"
    2. shwash

      shwash

      "After the misfortune of those f*cking penguins -" "Malkovich! You can't curse this is public access!" "After the misfortune of those f*cking penguins- SH*T!"
  4. shwash
    "If Lil' Wayne ever becomes a country singer, I will take a shit in the Statue of Liberty" Best thing I heard today from a human being.
    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      nice
  5. shwash

    +1 Is Kanye Blessed
  6. shwash

    0/10 Didn't throw that ass in the circle.
  7. shwash
    10 minutes in TeamSpeak left me verbally violated earlier today. Adults are needed
    1. SnowyMinion

      SnowyMinion

      Young adults?
  8. shwash
    Are you a dot-matrix printer? Because you are pretty ugly and making annoying noises.
    1. RuBid1uM

      RuBid1uM

      True blue charmer you are mate
  9. shwash
    Back in the proverbial scammer shitpost saddle. It has been way too long.
    1. Aegean

      Aegean

      what happened?
    2. shwash

      shwash

      https://xenogamers.com/threads/41961/page-5#post-331107
  10. shwash
    Bonnie Baby
    1. BonfireCentipede

      BonfireCentipede

      Bonnie baby is my favourite beanie baby
  11. shwash
    Bored of my old username. Decided to change things up a bit.
    1. Thorax_

      Thorax_

      Oh my, that is very fine.
  12. shwash
    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buttholes.
    1. KSPlayer1337

      KSPlayer1337

      b u f f a l o B U T T H O L E S
    2. TBOHB

      TBOHB

      me too
  13. shwash

    Change your profile pic to Steve Lichman
    1. Bone

      Bone

      Well, thanks for introducing me to a new comic I need to read
  14. shwash

    Did a Windows update Ddos you for the month again?
  15. shwash
    EEEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAHN (Ian)
  16. shwash
    First week of 2018 is proving to be an omen of things to come. Yay
  17. shwash
    Goddamn, I love red sangria. 10/10 would have again.
  18. shwash
    Happy 21st Birthday me!
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    2. BonfireCentipede

      BonfireCentipede

      Happy 21st Birthday you!
    3. Egossi

      Egossi

      Congrats. Have fun. Drink.
    4. james8470

      james8470

      Daym how did I miss this
  19. shwash
    Hi.
    1. bagggel

      bagggel

      hi there
  20. shwash
    https://vimeo.com/82570177 @[51861:@Kart] @[51406:@Bach]
  21. shwash
    https://xenogamers.com/threads/19945/page-27
  22. shwash
    https://xenogamers.com/threads/36363/
  23. shwash
    https://xenogamers.com/threads/37054/#post-253128 <--This
  24. shwash
    https://xenogamers.com/threads/37077/ I NEED 2 MORE I THINK
    1. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      it's not based off +1's it's there and it's like "hey when you guys deciding whos getting promod think of me"
    2. shwash

      shwash

      That is actually good to know. Thanks Tom the Clock c:
    3. Tomahawk

      Tomahawk

      but the +1's do help though. like "oh lots a people want him promo'd"
  25. shwash
    https://xenogamers.com/threads/37077/#post-253345